1."STUPID NATURE FREAKS!!!Just give me a couple of porkchops or a live cow,and stay out of my life!"cried Grover.
2."I AM AN IDIOT!I am so dim-witted and inferior to you!I bow down to your great intelligiance!I DEMAND A WEDGIE FROM YOUR SERVANTS!!!"cried Annabeth bowing down to Percy,and the entire Hermes cabin.
3."I wish I was more like Nico,he's so emo and cool! "said Percy.
4."Oh Poseidon,I am unworthy to be in your presence!"cried Athena.
5.Tyson sat by the Poseidon cabin reading a book with Einstein on the cover,"Hmm,what does p equal?"He wondered.
6."Stupid stuck up "heroes",I mean,you always...

1)You take ALOT of personality quizzes to see who's your greek parent.
2)Your in love with one of the fictional characters of both Camp Half-blood series.
3)Your notebook is filled with drawings of half-blood characters.
4)You've joined at least 10 Camp Half-blood
related clubs.
5)You constantly tell your friends and siblings
how great the series is and how AWESOME half-bloods are that they feel like punching you in the face.(If they haven't read the books)
6)Ever since you read the Camp Half-Blood books,
you decided to dress up as a half-blood every year for Halloween until you run out of people.
7)You've...