2: wear his invisibilty cloak. he can't find you to be mad at, nor can he find the cloak
3: walk in at an oppertune moment on him and Ginny and then act oblivious as to why he's mad
4: fasten his glasses to hedwig and then let her out to fly around
5: sell all of his fans love potions at discount price
6: wrap a towel on your head and claim to be Quirrel's relative
7: Hide Hedwig and put Trevor in her cage
8: replace every picture of Ginny he has with pictures of yours truly
9: hide peruvian instant darkness powder in his trunk which releases when opened
10: go around convincing people he's the heir of slytherin
11: replace his pudding with canary creams
12: convince him that Ginny has gone "lav lav" on him
13: never cease making puns of his name
14: ask him if there are temporary tattoos of his scar
15: tell people he has a tattoo of a hippogriff on his chest.
16: if they don't believe the tattoo joke, tell them to just ask Cho Chang because she's seen it
17: tell people he knits socks for Dobby in his free time
18: slip firewhiskey into his butterbeer
19: forge a love note and then sign it as Draco Malfoy
20: forge a love note and then sign it as Lucius Malfoy
21: use a polyjuice potion to pose as Ron and Hermione
22: insist on visiting the Dursleys
23: convince harry that butterbeer is no longer made
24: replace his muggle alarm clock with a mandrake
25: steal his wand
26: give him fake hints about his birthday surprise
27: give him a box of Bertie Botts, filled with the most disgusting flavored beans
28: replace hedwig with a pidgeon
29: every time harry gets Cho Chang to look at him yell: "cha-CHANG!!"
30: dress as death eaters and attack harry using the tickling charm
31: tell him that he's been put in charge of watching Umbridge in her retirement years
32: tell him that Bill and Fleur want him to babysit for them, then use a polyjuice potion to pose as the kids and wreak havoc among the house
33: bug his room with extendable ears
34: switch his wand with a fake one
35: put veritaserum in his drink just before he goes to see Ginny
36: fill his bed with pygmy puffs
37: show up on his doorstep saying the shop went out of business and that we're living with him now
38: talk to him in his sleep, convincing him that umbridge is going to feed him to her cats
39: make a fake prophecy for him to find
40: turn hedwig pink
41: switch the marauders map with a children's menu
42: insist that he teaches us all about muggles
43: afterwards, tell dad he missed it and make him tell it again
44: have luna tell him that nargles have overrun his brain
45: stalk him
46: suggest that his animagus would be a ladybug
47: tell mum he wants a pink sweater for christmas
48: make him bet on which of us is which
49: send him a howler
50: compile a list of things to annoy him and publish it for all to see
Dear Fred,
It's hard to believe it's been fourteen years since the Battle of Hogwarts. ((This is all me-Harry, not real-Harry))
Thanks for helping find that one Horcrux. It's destroyed now; Ginny and I took it down to the Chamber of Secrets. I just hope we can find the rest of them before anything really bad happens.
I'm sure there's still a lot to your future yet. Pranks to pull, teachers to tease, and Bludgers to beat. Speaking of Bludgers, where were you when that last one tried snogging me?
Well, now I'm running out of stuff to say. With Voldemort bound and determined to try and kill me (not that he'll succeed), I should probably mention that you're one-half of the greatest pranking team I've ever known. And you're one of the best brothers a guy like me could ever hope to have.
Mischief managed.
Harry
It's hard to believe it's been fourteen years since the Battle of Hogwarts. ((This is all me-Harry, not real-Harry))
Thanks for helping find that one Horcrux. It's destroyed now; Ginny and I took it down to the Chamber of Secrets. I just hope we can find the rest of them before anything really bad happens.
I'm sure there's still a lot to your future yet. Pranks to pull, teachers to tease, and Bludgers to beat. Speaking of Bludgers, where were you when that last one tried snogging me?
Well, now I'm running out of stuff to say. With Voldemort bound and determined to try and kill me (not that he'll succeed), I should probably mention that you're one-half of the greatest pranking team I've ever known. And you're one of the best brothers a guy like me could ever hope to have.
Mischief managed.
Harry
