TOTAL LIST
1- Ask her if she's poor enough to afford a normal pen rather than the banned ones.
2- Call her Pinkie Pie.
3- Tell her you're gonna give her a dress for birthday and when she asks put a dress on a toad and show her.
4- Tell her Lockhart did a better job teaching than her.
5- Don't say anything when she punishes you and when she tells you "Why don't you speak up" tell her that you can't talk bad with animals.
6- Call Madam Pomfrey every second she speaks and say "You don't sound good, miss,"
7- Tell her that she should have been in the Hogwarts House called Pinkies.
8- Turn her into a toad and tell her there isn't a difference.
9- Turn her clothes black and say its the dress code.
10- Tell her Cornelius Fudge just does whatever she wants because he wants to see some pink.
11- If she doesn't fell for that, give Cornelius a love potion and make him fall in love with you. Than go and show this to Dolores.
12- Ask her if she wanted to be like Dolores in Encanto but her parents couldn't really do it.
13- If she wants for you to sing, sing a muggle melody or song.
14- Give all the students Polyjuice potion to make them look like Harry.
15- Throw black fireworks on her and than tell her, "Ouch, I was trying to make fireworks like KING Weasley's but I couldn't make it pink,"
16- Ask her if she has been through the "I hate pink" phase.
17- Tell her that Professor McGonagall can turn into a cat so she should like her too.
18- Turn her into a cat but than say "I feel bad about the cats that will speak your language," and turn her back.
19- Ask her if she's born on a bridge.
20- Make yourself colorblind and when she asks why tell her you went colorblind because the pink was way too shiny in a bad way.
21- Turn her into a stone and turn her back and say:
"You're not doing anything anyway."
22- Tell her "I love you-" and stop for a while then continue as "Yeah I love you're lame looks and all."
23- Accuse her to be a mudblood and tell her that one of her parents had to be a toad to make her like this.
24- Tell her there is only one Dolores fan and point the mirror where she sees herself.
25- Tell her she could've drank some love potion and looked at the mirror.
26- Turn her room black and tell her the color pink doesn't deserve someone dark like her.
27- Look at her wallet and say, "You're broke.. But I didn't get if you spent the money on those pink clothes that are hard to find in the wizarding world or to Cornelius for helping you?"
28- Inform her that Cornelius is dead.
29- Tell her she's never gonna get rid of her surname because nobody wants to marry her.
30- Read her this list aloud.
(Guys these are all my ideas. I was inspired for 4 in wattpad but others are all mine and unique so pls don't repost these!)
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1- Ask her if she's poor enough to afford a normal pen rather than the banned ones.
2- Call her Pinkie Pie.
3- Tell her you're gonna give her a dress for birthday and when she asks put a dress on a toad and show her.
4- Tell her Lockhart did a better job teaching than her.
5- Don't say anything when she punishes you and when she tells you "Why don't you speak up" tell her that you can't talk bad with animals.
6- Call Madam Pomfrey every second she speaks and say "You don't sound good, miss,"
7- Tell her that she should have been in the Hogwarts House called Pinkies.
8- Turn her into a toad and tell her there isn't a difference.
9- Turn her clothes black and say its the dress code.
10- Tell her Cornelius Fudge just does whatever she wants because he wants to see some pink.
11- If she doesn't fell for that, give Cornelius a love potion and make him fall in love with you. Than go and show this to Dolores.
12- Ask her if she wanted to be like Dolores in Encanto but her parents couldn't really do it.
13- If she wants for you to sing, sing a muggle melody or song.
14- Give all the students Polyjuice potion to make them look like Harry.
15- Throw black fireworks on her and than tell her, "Ouch, I was trying to make fireworks like KING Weasley's but I couldn't make it pink,"
16- Ask her if she has been through the "I hate pink" phase.
17- Tell her that Professor McGonagall can turn into a cat so she should like her too.
18- Turn her into a cat but than say "I feel bad about the cats that will speak your language," and turn her back.
19- Ask her if she's born on a bridge.
20- Make yourself colorblind and when she asks why tell her you went colorblind because the pink was way too shiny in a bad way.
21- Turn her into a stone and turn her back and say:
"You're not doing anything anyway."
22- Tell her "I love you-" and stop for a while then continue as "Yeah I love you're lame looks and all."
23- Accuse her to be a mudblood and tell her that one of her parents had to be a toad to make her like this.
24- Tell her there is only one Dolores fan and point the mirror where she sees herself.
25- Tell her she could've drank some love potion and looked at the mirror.
26- Turn her room black and tell her the color pink doesn't deserve someone dark like her.
27- Look at her wallet and say, "You're broke.. But I didn't get if you spent the money on those pink clothes that are hard to find in the wizarding world or to Cornelius for helping you?"
28- Inform her that Cornelius is dead.
29- Tell her she's never gonna get rid of her surname because nobody wants to marry her.
30- Read her this list aloud.
(Guys these are all my ideas. I was inspired for 4 in wattpad but others are all mine and unique so pls don't repost these!)
<3
Wax Seal
Q.) If Harry and Edward had to duel against each other using their own abilities, who do you think would win?
Meyer:
A.) Oh gosh, don’t get mad at me but I don’t know what a wizard fight looks like in her (JKRowling's) head. I know what it looks like in the movies so I have to go on what it looks like in the movies. But here is the thing, if it’s possible for a human to duck a wand being shot at them; a vampire is not going to have a problem. The fight would be over in .01 seconds because Edward would be across the room snapping his (Harry's) neck. He would be done. He wouldn’t even have time to say his spell word. I’m sorry but Edward would win that one.
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This was an interview done in 08 I think by MuggleNet podcast. I personally think it's ridiculous (and I feel the need to Crucio her).. but do you agree?
Meyer:
A.) Oh gosh, don’t get mad at me but I don’t know what a wizard fight looks like in her (JKRowling's) head. I know what it looks like in the movies so I have to go on what it looks like in the movies. But here is the thing, if it’s possible for a human to duck a wand being shot at them; a vampire is not going to have a problem. The fight would be over in .01 seconds because Edward would be across the room snapping his (Harry's) neck. He would be done. He wouldn’t even have time to say his spell word. I’m sorry but Edward would win that one.
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This was an interview done in 08 I think by MuggleNet podcast. I personally think it's ridiculous (and I feel the need to Crucio her).. but do you agree?
