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Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! You call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! YOU DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All you are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has more dick! I have an army of Red Coats! You have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute? And yet, you still have the knack to boast!

France
Silly little England, you were never really great! Your eyebrows are one of the things that I hate! They call France the most romantic of places, the least you could do is give your people toothbrushes and braces! All you have is a really big clock, my Eiffel Tower makes panties drop! Why do you say bloody so much? Are you on your period? Sealand has more dick? Are you delirious?? You over rated bastard, with your accent and tea, people need to realize that the greatest is me! I am Republique France and you don't stand a chance!

Britian
My fairytales entertain the masses, while all you do is stick your dick up their asses! Your just a pervert and nothing more, all your stories are such a bore. Your just conceded and I have more fans than you, because people understand what Brits can do! Your just full of rubbish, go back to your little country, because Britain is number 1 France is no fun. So shut the bloody hell up while I show you how it's done! You were pretty harsh before, but I strike back hard so don't fuck with me, you bloody retard!
Yep! No fanmade stuff here, folks, I'm going to try to list all the relationships in Hetalia! This includes who hates who, who's related to who and how, who has a crush on who, everything that involves two characters interacting! Please remember that I'm ONLY putting in stuff that is true for the original work. I don't care if you think Poland has a crush on Cuba or if you think Canada loves France. If it's not true in the original work, it's not being put here. Please remember that there's a high chance that I'll miss a bunch, so please put a message in the comments if I forgot one or if I...
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posted by fadas
< Hetalia Facts >

The source for these information’s are from:
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- I (me: Sadaf) just edited some of them. Enjoy~* :-))

1. The opening theme for Hetalia is the theme from ‘2001 A Space Odyssey’.

2. Old Man Fritz was actually a King of Prussia. His rea name was Fredrick ll. He was known as ‘Fredrick the Great’ and named ‘Der Alte Fritz’ which translates to ‘The Old Fritz’. He was the ruler at the time of the Silesian War. He was best known for being an Amazing Military Leader.

3. Sweden is homosexual but only towards Finland.

4. France is bisexual.

5. Arthur Kirkland, also...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Recently, people have been debating on whether or not Hetalia is offensive and racist. This argument is rumored to have started when word of South Korea not being in the anime started popping up all over the Internet. People started asking why our favorite Korean pervert wasn't going to be shown in the anime, and it was revealed that the South Korean government actually complained that the representation of a South Korean stereotype was racially offensive. Eventually, fans of Im Yong Soo began complaining over the Internet on how it was childish and stupid of the government to complain about...
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posted by Ryuuto013
I just wanted to remind people about the Hetalia musical.

~ The musical is called "Singing' in the World".

~ Each ticket costs about 7.900 yen and you can start buying tickets on this Sunday.

~ Characters: Axis, Allies and Austria

~ Schedule for performances;
Thursday - 24th of December - 13.00 (1pm) and 19.00 (7pm)

Friday - 25th of December - 19.00 (7pm)

Saturday - 26th of December - 12.00 and 17.00 (5pm)

Sunday - 27th of December - 12.00 and 17.00 (5pm)

Monday - 28th of December - 19.00 (7pm)

Tuesday - 29th of December - 12.00 and 17.00 (5pm)

~ Cast;

Actors as themselves; link

Actors as their characters;...
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Question to discuss: First one to disconnect hates God.

You: :O
Stranger: Oh, how I wish I was frying up some crabby patties.
Stranger: That's what I really want to do.
Stranger: Just take a dash-of and a sprinkle of love.
You: I wish I could paint my house wicked hipster pink.
You: And own as many ponies as I can.
Stranger: Pink is the color of Pepto-bismol and therefore the color of puke.
You: >:O
Stranger: I eat ponies.
You: >:OOOOOOO
Stranger: They taste good with jalapenos.
You: I have 7 mouths. Wow.
You: I love milkshakes.
Stranger: Mine brings all the boys to the yard.
You: Mine is better than...
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