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posted by Aph-Finland
once outside when its nighttime:

a shooting star comes

Italy: ve~ look Germany! a shooting star!!

Germany: yes, i know

the axis: ..........

Italy: Germany. is there such thing as Pasta stars?

Germany: Vhell..... no....

Italy: oh. i wish there was though so i can eat the stars when there falling and it will be so tasty like real pasta!!!

a shooting star comes

Japan: *takes the picture*

Italy: Ve~ look Germany! another shooting star!! this time it looks like its coming straight... for..... us.....

Japan: oh my...

Italy: *cries* WAAAA GERMANY SAVE ME!!!

Germany: GET OUT THE VAY IF U DONT VANNA GET HIT ITALIA!!!

the axis: *gets out the way*

Germany: vhats going on here!!??

England: *comes out the shooting star*

Italy: huh?

England: yes, yes, its me all along

Japan: what were u doing in there?

England: none of your business right now.

Japan: b-but, i wanna know....

England: well, i dont wanna tell u! so off u go! shoo!!

Japan: ok... bye...

the axis: *walks off*

Italy: *looks at where Germany would of been* Germany? *sees Germany petting a stranger's dog* Germany! aren't u coming with us still? or r u gonna stay here its fine dont get mad.

Germany: go away Italia. I'm playing with zeh dogs!

Italy: but... were going to get a potato!

Germany: *stares at Italy* alright....

soon at the store


Italy: *hums* ve ve ve ve! going to get pasta!

Japan: remember Itary San? we are getting a Potato for Germany!

Italy: oh! thanks for reminding me Japan.

Japan: *blushes and bows* -.-

Italy: so... do u want... *picks up a dirty one* this one?

Germany: nein! try again!!

Italy: uh... do u want.... *picks up 1 with holes in it* th-this one?

Germany: NEIN!!

Italy: *yells in a scared way* Im sorry Germany! i- i dont know! *sees a golden potato* Oh my Germany!!


Germany: vhat is it? *looks at it to* oh my... ITALY GET THAT 1!!!

Italy: ok Germany!! Ve Ve Ve Ve!! *tries to pick up the potato and it flies away*

Potato: Ha Ha! try to catch me!!

Sealand: *walks up to it* Mom dad!! Look at that!! THATS SO COOL! can i have it so i can be a real country?

Finland: Sure X3 *takes potato and gives it to Sealand*

Sealand: YAY!!!

Italy: well... he he.... seems like u can't have it anymore...

Germany: Vhy the heck did u not take it from him!!??

Italy: I'm sorry *cries*

Japan: *pats Italy* its ok Itary san

Italy: o-ok

Canada: *walks up to Germany and gives him a Pancake that has a German flag on it* h-heres a Potato ey

Germany: ???? are u sure? who are you?

Canada: Im Canada :'( *throws pancake on Germany's head and cries off*

Germany: Italia... are u sure zis is a real Potato?

Italy: does not look like 1. looks all flat like a-

Japan: dont say it

Italy: ok... i won't say it just to make Germany not confused or tricked...

Germany: vhat do u mean tricked?

Italy: nothing! just take it with us! he he

Germany: ok


soon at the world conference

America: Dudes! THIS IS SO BAD!! THERES A MONSTER IN THE TOWN!! what do u guys think we could do to STOP THE EVIL MONSTER?!

England: what monster?

America: LOOK OUTSIDE THIS IS SO SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!!

England: *rolls eyes and looks out the window* OH MY

America: Iggy, now am i right?

England: DONT CALL ME THAT!!

America: *giggles* nope!

Engand: YEP!

America: NOPE! ):D

England: YEP OR I WILL PUNCH U!!

America: wow! ok ok geez!! calm down dad your insane!!

England: T . T

America: ok... so... THERES A MONSTER ANY IDEAS?? I HAVE A IDEA THAT WE BURN THE MONSTER WITH LAVA!!

England: thats not true!!

America: ITS POSSIBLE WITH THE POWER OF AWESOMENESS!!~

Prussia: U HAVE GOT ZHAT RIGHT!!!

Denmark: YEAH!! THE POWER OF AWESOMENESS UNITE!!

Italy: Germany wanna eat it now? even though its flat?

Germany: soon.

Italy: your right... u might choke at this time. besides its not time to eat yet =w=

Romano: WELL I WILL MAKE THAT POTATO EATER CHOKE MORE WHEN I PUT MY HANDS AROUND HIS NECK!!!!! ):O

Italy: no violence please brother!

Romano: U CANT TELL ME TO "PLEASE NOT DO SOMETHING" WHEN I WANT TO DO IT!!!!

Italy: but please!

Romano: NO!!

Germany: THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR!! U HAVE MADE ME SO ANGRY!!! THE CONFERENCE IS OVER I QUIT!!!

America: but how about the monster?

Japan: yeah Germany... dont make the axis arone and the monster with us.

Germany: your right

Italy: w-what is the monster?

America: look outside

Italy: oh my...

out of nowhere: kolkolkolkolkolkol

America: wait... i recognize that laugh from anywhere. is that...

Russia: it is me... da?

America: Russia?? u were the big shadow monster from outside?? no wonder i saw a long thing in the shadow!

China: Aya why did u scare me!?

England: u did not scare me. just made me a little shocked.

Latvia: U SCARED ME, U ALSO SCARE ME WHEN NOT A SHADOW! *faints*

Lithuania: ya. me to :(

Estonia: *looking on the computer* oh sorry... i was not paying any attention. but u do scare me a lot!

Lithuania: how were u not paying attention but u know what we were talking about?

Estonia: i dont know.

Lithuania: ok.

Switzerland: WHY DID U HAVE TO DO THAT!!?? U MADE ME SO FREAKED OUT AND ANGRY!!

Russia: ^J^ isn't it lovely when u get scared?

Switzerland: ):O WHAT THE HECK NOOOO!! U MADE ME WANNA GET MY GUN OUT!! *gets gun and points it at Russia* BTW I WAS SO MAD I STOLE UR VODKA!!! WHO NEEDS IT!?

Russia: *scarf comes alive* ):O dont do that!

Switzerland: OMG NO!! *runs away* NONONONONO!!!

Russia: ^J^

Italy: do u wanna eat your potato now?

Germany: fine Italy!! *gets pancake with German flag off his head and eats it* Zhis is not a Potato!! WHO DID THIS??

Italy idk...

the rest of the mane 8: idk either.

Canada: umm... i did it...

everyone except America: *gasps* WHO R U??

Canada: im Canada...

everyone except America: whats a Canada??

Canada: *cries* if u dont know what a Canada is look it up! u guys dont care about me!!

America: dont cry its ok!! dont listen 2 those weirdos!!

Canada: thanks ey

America: NO PROB BRO!!



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