Response to fandom wars: Can't we all just be friends? ;D

Again, all I have to say is that I did not write this. All of the credit goes to PerfectTempest on quizilla.com . She is REALLY awesome, and writes the best quiz results. If you would like to take this quiz go to
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Where on earth is that lovable idiot? You wondered as you paced impatiently, eventually throwing yourself onto the couch. He better not forgot that today is our anniversary. You smiled half-heartedly. No, he’d never forget, not him. Sure, he pretends to forget sometimes, but he never does. Seriously though, you frowned, where...

(Spin-off of the Card Table Dating skit by Richard Jeni)

I say when you meet your other self you don't want a dinner table, what you want is a card table! A 1p and a 2p meet up at a card table, write all their emotional problems on little cards, and take turns slappin' em on the table and being honest. First time they're scheduled to meet, the first guy's got his card, he goes:

2p: "Hello it's nice to meet you, my name is Oliver, and I'm a baker!"

1p: "Hello, my name is Arthur, and I'm a WiZaRD!"

2p: "Uh, okay then... Well, my turn-"

1p: "I used to lock my brother in the closet when he was three!"...