I see you chillin' in those horns with the troll I want
and I'm like GLUB YOU. (Oo, oo, oo)
I guess the WAND in my POCKET wasn't enough
I'm like, glub you
and glub her too

Said if I wasn't hipster, then I'd still be with her.
Now I'm Forever alone. (Forever alone)
And since she don't want to pail
I'll just go take my whale with a
GLUB you (Oo, oo, oo)

Well whatevver, so I'm not as clever
as that lowblood hacker guy
I don't have psionics
Don't do electronics
But that don't mean we must say goodbye

I envy the troll that is in quads with you, yeah
(Oh cod, he's such a poser)
Well
(Look now, they're getting closer)

Ooooh
I really hate the truth but
You really hate my ass now, don't you?

I see you chillin' in those horns with the troll I want
and I'm like GLUB YOU. (Oo, oo, oo)
I guess the WAND in my POCKET wasn't enough
I'm like, glub you
and glub her too

Said if I wasn't hipster then I'd still be with her.
Now I'm Forever alone. (Forever alone)
And since she don't want to pail
I'll just go take my whale with a
GLUB you (Oo, oo, oo)

Advance or abscond, how did this go all wrong
I just wanna be red with her
I was tryin' to keep her, tryin' to please her
But her thought of quads did not concur
I envy the troll that is in quads with you, yeah
(Oh cod, he's such a poser)
Well
(Look now, they're getting closer)
Ooooh
I really hate the truth but
You really hate my ass now, don't you?

I see you chillin' in those horns with the troll I love
and I'm like GLUB YOU. (Oo, oo, oo)
I guess the WAND in my POCKET wasn't enough
I'm like, glub you
and glub her too

Said if I wasn't hipster then I'd still be with her.
Now I'm Forever alone. (Forever alone)
And since she don't want to pail
I'll just go take my whale with a
GLUB you

Now, Fef, Fef, Fef, Fef, Fef, Fef
why you, why you wanna hurt me so bad (so bad, so bad, so bad)
I tried to gain your pity, but now all I have is me feeling sad (so sad, so sad, so sad)
And I'm like: Uh! Why? Uh! Why? Uh!
Why, Fef'ri?
Oh I want you, I still want you...

I see you chillin' in those horns with the troll I want
and I'm like GLUB YOU. (Oo, oo, oo)
I guess the WAND in my POCKET wasn't enough
I'm like, glub you
and glub her too
Said if I wasn't hipster than I'd still be with her.
Now I'm Forever alone. (Forever alone)
And since she don't want to pail
I'll just go take my whale with a
GLUB you (Oo, oo, oo)

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I did NOT come up with this parody~
Credit goes to this person:
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I.. honestly just posted this out of boredom. xD