I don't know if this chappie is any good. So bear with me.
The next day, after House and Cuddy's classes, they were on their way to House's dorm. Until some drunk guy came up to them.
"Heyy, Greggie," The man slurred, "Which lady do you have with you this time?"
"It's none of your business. Now go away." House replied.
"She's a looker." The man said touching Cuddy's face.
"Get the hell off me asshole!" Cuddy yelled.
"You heard her. Get off!" House said pushing the man away from Cuddy.
"I'll do whatever the hell I want to her."
"No you won't!" House said punching the man in the jaw.
"You know Greg you've made me very angry." The man said.
"The hell if I care." House replied.
The drunkard punches House in the eye. A group of people are now gathered around them watching. House punches him in the eye then the nose. Then one of the professors grabs House off of the drunk man.
"Greg! What do you think you're doing?!" He says.
"Why are you blaming me? I'm just protecting my girlfriend." House says. Cuddy runs up to House.
"House are you okay?!" She says.
"Yeah I'm fine. Let's go." As House and Cuddy are walking to his dorm Cuddy says,
"Thanks, but you didn't have to do that."
"I suppose I look horrible."
"Yeah your eye and lip looks bad." She says.
"Thanks for your honesty."
"Anytime Stud-muffin." House glares at her.
Later that night...
"Do you want to go to a party?" House asks her.
"What the hell,it's a Friday. Let's party!" Cuddy says.
"Are you serious?"
"Yeah, let's go."
"Let us go get wasted. After you my fair lady." House says after opening the door for her.
"Why thank you my good man."
As they're driving to the party, Cuddy breaks the silence.
"You know you really look like hell."
"Cuddy, I'm so sorry. I had no idea." He says.
"What?"
"That you've been to hell." Cuddy rolls her eyes.
"Actually I have been there. It's a perfect place for you." She says.
"That hurts." House says in a sad sarcastic voice.
"But seriously does you face hurt?" She asks.
"Like hell -er- I mean yes it hurts very bad."
At the party...
"Whaddya wanna drink." House asks.
"Uh beer."
"OK. Stay here and don't get into trouble." He says.
"OK Daddy."
"That's right I'm your Daddy." He says then leaves.
It took him 10 minutes to get the drinks because of all the drunk people getting refills. By then Cuddy's roommate Alice had already pressured her into 3 tequila shots. House came back and saw Cuddy with tequila running down her chin.
"Heeyyy Houssse. I had 1..2..3! teqoola shots. Wait it's not teqoola. What is it?" She says.
"Tequila."
"Yeah! That's it!"
"Do you want your beer?" House asks.
"Hell yeah!" She shouts then downs it in a couple gulps. House can't help but laugh.
"Gimme another one baabbyyy!"
"I'm gonna stay here and finish mine. Go get your own." House says.
"OK. OK."
After 10 minutes House goes to look for Cuddy and finds her jumping up and down on a sofa.
"Cuddy get down from there now." He says.
She jumps down and falls on her butt, House goes over to her. Cuddy looks up at him and says in a soft voice,
"I hurt my ass."
"I know. Let's get you up." He replies.
"Greg, smell my hair." She says.
"What?"
"Smell my hair!" He sniffs it.
"Does it smell like honey?" She asks.
"Um yeah," He says in confusion, "Let's get you home."
"No! I wanna drink more of that liquid stuff."
"Alcohol." He says.
"Yeah thanks again House." She says going towards the beer. House then sees Tracy Mulligan. (AKA Crazy Bitch ex-girlfriend.)
"Hey Greg!", Tracy says, "Are you doing any-"
That's the farthest she got because at that moment Cuddy puked all over her chest.
"EEWWW!" She says running away.
"Good job Cuddy." House says.
"I wanna go home now."
"OK. Let's go Party-pants." He says bringing her to the car. He put Stranglehold by Ted Nugent on the radio then Cuddy passes out. House decided to let Cuddy stay at his dorm for the night.
He tucked her in his bed then fell asleep on the couch.
Cuddy wakes up the next morning with a massive hangover.
"Ahh!" House walks in and says,
"Good morning Party-pants."
"Shut up and get me an aspirin." She orders.
"Fine you don't have to be so mean about it." he says with a smile in his face.
"And wipe that smirk off your face." She says.
"Yes Mistress Party-pants."
The next day, after House and Cuddy's classes, they were on their way to House's dorm. Until some drunk guy came up to them.
"Heyy, Greggie," The man slurred, "Which lady do you have with you this time?"
"It's none of your business. Now go away." House replied.
"She's a looker." The man said touching Cuddy's face.
"Get the hell off me asshole!" Cuddy yelled.
"You heard her. Get off!" House said pushing the man away from Cuddy.
"I'll do whatever the hell I want to her."
"No you won't!" House said punching the man in the jaw.
"You know Greg you've made me very angry." The man said.
"The hell if I care." House replied.
The drunkard punches House in the eye. A group of people are now gathered around them watching. House punches him in the eye then the nose. Then one of the professors grabs House off of the drunk man.
"Greg! What do you think you're doing?!" He says.
"Why are you blaming me? I'm just protecting my girlfriend." House says. Cuddy runs up to House.
"House are you okay?!" She says.
"Yeah I'm fine. Let's go." As House and Cuddy are walking to his dorm Cuddy says,
"Thanks, but you didn't have to do that."
"I suppose I look horrible."
"Yeah your eye and lip looks bad." She says.
"Thanks for your honesty."
"Anytime Stud-muffin." House glares at her.
Later that night...
"Do you want to go to a party?" House asks her.
"What the hell,it's a Friday. Let's party!" Cuddy says.
"Are you serious?"
"Yeah, let's go."
"Let us go get wasted. After you my fair lady." House says after opening the door for her.
"Why thank you my good man."
As they're driving to the party, Cuddy breaks the silence.
"You know you really look like hell."
"Cuddy, I'm so sorry. I had no idea." He says.
"What?"
"That you've been to hell." Cuddy rolls her eyes.
"Actually I have been there. It's a perfect place for you." She says.
"That hurts." House says in a sad sarcastic voice.
"But seriously does you face hurt?" She asks.
"Like hell -er- I mean yes it hurts very bad."
At the party...
"Whaddya wanna drink." House asks.
"Uh beer."
"OK. Stay here and don't get into trouble." He says.
"OK Daddy."
"That's right I'm your Daddy." He says then leaves.
It took him 10 minutes to get the drinks because of all the drunk people getting refills. By then Cuddy's roommate Alice had already pressured her into 3 tequila shots. House came back and saw Cuddy with tequila running down her chin.
"Heeyyy Houssse. I had 1..2..3! teqoola shots. Wait it's not teqoola. What is it?" She says.
"Tequila."
"Yeah! That's it!"
"Do you want your beer?" House asks.
"Hell yeah!" She shouts then downs it in a couple gulps. House can't help but laugh.
"Gimme another one baabbyyy!"
"I'm gonna stay here and finish mine. Go get your own." House says.
"OK. OK."
After 10 minutes House goes to look for Cuddy and finds her jumping up and down on a sofa.
"Cuddy get down from there now." He says.
She jumps down and falls on her butt, House goes over to her. Cuddy looks up at him and says in a soft voice,
"I hurt my ass."
"I know. Let's get you up." He replies.
"Greg, smell my hair." She says.
"What?"
"Smell my hair!" He sniffs it.
"Does it smell like honey?" She asks.
"Um yeah," He says in confusion, "Let's get you home."
"No! I wanna drink more of that liquid stuff."
"Alcohol." He says.
"Yeah thanks again House." She says going towards the beer. House then sees Tracy Mulligan. (AKA Crazy Bitch ex-girlfriend.)
"Hey Greg!", Tracy says, "Are you doing any-"
That's the farthest she got because at that moment Cuddy puked all over her chest.
"EEWWW!" She says running away.
"Good job Cuddy." House says.
"I wanna go home now."
"OK. Let's go Party-pants." He says bringing her to the car. He put Stranglehold by Ted Nugent on the radio then Cuddy passes out. House decided to let Cuddy stay at his dorm for the night.
He tucked her in his bed then fell asleep on the couch.
Cuddy wakes up the next morning with a massive hangover.
"Ahh!" House walks in and says,
"Good morning Party-pants."
"Shut up and get me an aspirin." She orders.
"Fine you don't have to be so mean about it." he says with a smile in his face.
"And wipe that smirk off your face." She says.
"Yes Mistress Party-pants."
