One bright and cheery afternoon in Doomtown, Indiana, two doors down from Zim's base, Dib was trying to create a test bot to expose Zim for his misdeeds, and Gaz was downstairs, watching "Blood and Gore Anime Hour." As soon as the show snapped to commercial, a question popped in her head, and that question was: "Where's my real mother?" She stood up, scratched her head, and walked upstairs to her brother's bedroom.
"Hey, Dib..." she said, peeking her head through the door.
Without looking away from his wrench and scrap metal, Dib moaned, "Come on in."
"I've been miserable, more than usual, and I need you to use your...weirdness to help me."
Dib put down his wrench and sat on the bed next to Gaz. "Gaz, I'm not a miracle worker, just a paranormal investigator."
He looked down at his sister's hands. "Have you been self-harming again?"
Gaz groaned. "Yeah, you gotta problem with that?"
She looked at her scarred wrists. A tear began to form in her eye, but she blinked and it dripped down, onto her necklace. "I've been wondering, of course we have a mom, right?"
Dib nodded, then his pupils grew larger than usual. "Oh, oh, I SEE! You wanna know where she is, right?"
Gaz stared at her combat boots, then back to Dib, then her shoes again. "Can you do, like, an online search or something to find her?"
Dib laughed. "I'll try, but it's not possible we'll find results on a crap search engine like this one." He picked up his laptop and began a search. "Membrane family tree. This ought to work."
His fingers punched in the keys faster than lightning, and he scrolled down, looking for the correct results.
"Hmmph, let's see...familytree.org-membrane family." He moved the cursor, which was a Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mystery logo, towards the blue link and pressed the button.
Gaz sighed as the page loaded. Once it was up, it read:
"MEMBRANE FAMILY TREE-1998-now
Christopher Membrane- married to Alyson Jones
Children-one daughter born in 2000, one son born in 1998-Gazlene and Dib Membrane, respectively.
This family tree is short. Who cares anyway?!
Get lost."
Gaz's eyes opened fully. She noticed her father's name was a link in blue. "CLICK THAT LINK."
Dib moved the cursor to his dad's name. A static-like "click" came from the damaged
computer speakers.
That was the reason Dib always used clunky headphones.
"Hey, Dib..." she said, peeking her head through the door.
Without looking away from his wrench and scrap metal, Dib moaned, "Come on in."
"I've been miserable, more than usual, and I need you to use your...weirdness to help me."
Dib put down his wrench and sat on the bed next to Gaz. "Gaz, I'm not a miracle worker, just a paranormal investigator."
He looked down at his sister's hands. "Have you been self-harming again?"
Gaz groaned. "Yeah, you gotta problem with that?"
She looked at her scarred wrists. A tear began to form in her eye, but she blinked and it dripped down, onto her necklace. "I've been wondering, of course we have a mom, right?"
Dib nodded, then his pupils grew larger than usual. "Oh, oh, I SEE! You wanna know where she is, right?"
Gaz stared at her combat boots, then back to Dib, then her shoes again. "Can you do, like, an online search or something to find her?"
Dib laughed. "I'll try, but it's not possible we'll find results on a crap search engine like this one." He picked up his laptop and began a search. "Membrane family tree. This ought to work."
His fingers punched in the keys faster than lightning, and he scrolled down, looking for the correct results.
"Hmmph, let's see...familytree.org-membrane family." He moved the cursor, which was a Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mystery logo, towards the blue link and pressed the button.
Gaz sighed as the page loaded. Once it was up, it read:
"MEMBRANE FAMILY TREE-1998-now
Christopher Membrane- married to Alyson Jones
Children-one daughter born in 2000, one son born in 1998-Gazlene and Dib Membrane, respectively.
This family tree is short. Who cares anyway?!
Get lost."
Gaz's eyes opened fully. She noticed her father's name was a link in blue. "CLICK THAT LINK."
Dib moved the cursor to his dad's name. A static-like "click" came from the damaged
computer speakers.
That was the reason Dib always used clunky headphones.
Okay, I'm having a contest on DevaintART.com. I need picys of Zim being evil or a badboy and becoming emporer of earth, and Bim(StarBurst) marries him, making her the emperess. And, Oogie Boogie (NightMareBeforeChristmas) has adopted zim as a son.
Rules: NO PORONOS!!!
NO KILLING THE MAIN CHARACTERS!!!!...except Dib XD OH OH AND TAK!!! AND OTHER ZIMFANGIRLZ!!! XD jk
NO PICS OF ZIM BEING NICE!!!!
NO PICS OF ANYONE HURTING OR KILLING ZIM!!!!
Okay, i think i cleared that up. X3
Do ur best, u may use bases if u want.
Why am i doing this? I'm making a vid on Youtube of Zim being the emporer of earth, i'm using the hard rock version of Toxic for background music. X3
I have not thought of a deadline, but. The winner gets a year of free requests from me. X3
Who ever gets the most views wins. X3
Good luck.
Rules: NO PORONOS!!!
NO KILLING THE MAIN CHARACTERS!!!!...except Dib XD OH OH AND TAK!!! AND OTHER ZIMFANGIRLZ!!! XD jk
NO PICS OF ZIM BEING NICE!!!!
NO PICS OF ANYONE HURTING OR KILLING ZIM!!!!
Okay, i think i cleared that up. X3
Do ur best, u may use bases if u want.
Why am i doing this? I'm making a vid on Youtube of Zim being the emporer of earth, i'm using the hard rock version of Toxic for background music. X3
I have not thought of a deadline, but. The winner gets a year of free requests from me. X3
Who ever gets the most views wins. X3
Good luck.
Yeah Random Shirtless Demon
My message: okay, the picture you posted came straight from my DA account. Its my photography. Why did you steal it? I took the picture myself and you just posted it here. Then your accepting compliments from people when it's not even your art! I'm very upset by this! Why did you steal MY photography?!
Her reply: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BITCH?! I DIDNT STEAL NO ONES ART! FUCKING ASSHOLE FOR ACCUSING ME OF THIS!! I BLOCKED YOU AND ANY OTHER PUSSY FRIENDS YOU HAVE! YOU KEEP ACCUSING ME OF STEALING ART WHEN REALLY, YOU STOLE MINE FUCKER!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER! FUCK OFF YOU BITCH! GO WORK A CORNER AND RUB YOUR MOLDY PUSSY ON SOMEONES HEAD! FUCKING BITCH!
I would like you guys to write her each a response letter. Im so pissed right now, I'm actually acting civilized.
Her reply: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BITCH?! I DIDNT STEAL NO ONES ART! FUCKING ASSHOLE FOR ACCUSING ME OF THIS!! I BLOCKED YOU AND ANY OTHER PUSSY FRIENDS YOU HAVE! YOU KEEP ACCUSING ME OF STEALING ART WHEN REALLY, YOU STOLE MINE FUCKER!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER! FUCK OFF YOU BITCH! GO WORK A CORNER AND RUB YOUR MOLDY PUSSY ON SOMEONES HEAD! FUCKING BITCH!
I would like you guys to write her each a response letter. Im so pissed right now, I'm actually acting civilized.
invader-kia:Hey emo were are my tickets to the concert invaderzimemo:.... invader-kia>:( invaderzimemo:hehe long story invader-kia:TELL ME invaderzj]imemo:ok ok FLASH BACK i was holding the tickets because my pak was already ful until i saw invader-kia:let me guess ash(as a wolf) invaderzimemo:LET ME FINISH THE STORY!! so i saw ash and i i throw the tickets and chased after ash invader-kia: THOSE TICKETS COST OVER 100 MONIES WHY DO YOU LOSE THEM TO CHASE A WOLF THAT ALLWAYS SCRACHES YOUR FACE invaderzimemo:because shes such a cute wolf :) invader-kia: DO YOU EVER TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSE invaderzimemo:no invader-kia:GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
EVERYONE YOU HAVE TO SIGHN UP FOR THE INVADERZIMEMO AWARDS IF YOU DONT THERE WONT BE ENOUGH PEOPLE THERE SO IM GOING TO TELL YOU THE RULES IN INVADERZIMEMO AWARDS THE WAY YOU CAN WIN FIRST PLACE IS BY HAVEING THE BEST DRAWING AND BY DOING THAT IS YOU MUST POST A DRAWING ON THIS CLUB AND SAY ITS FOR THE INVADERZIMEMO AWARDS AND IF YOU ENTER YOU GET A PROP AND YOU ENTER BY WRITING A COMMENT AND YOU GET TO BE IN THE BIG PICTURE AFTER THERE OVER THERE OVER IN 2WEEKS SO ITS A GOOD AMOUNT OF TIME TO MAKE A GREAT PICTURE AND YOU DO GET A PRIZE IF YOU WIN AND THE PICTURE HAS TO BE NEW NOT OLD AND YOU CANT SAY ANYTHING MEAN ABOUT ANYONES PICTURE FOR THE INVADERZIMEMO AWARDS REMEBER THE ONLY WAY TO ENTER IS BY COMMENTING
STICKLY'S POV
"NOTHING TO SEE HERE!" I yelled, desperately. "THESE ARE JUST FAKE ALIENS!" Everyone still ran and screamed. I sighed. "Well, I give up on that plan." I said. Noshei screamed right in my ear. "Uh, Noshei?!" I said. "Sorry!" Noshei said. "I'm so stressed out. People could find out about you and kill the only friend I've ever had!" Dib ran by with a camera. "Actual footage!" he said. "This'll be shown EVERYWHERE!" Then he tripped and dropped his camera, causing it to break. "You're kidding me." he said. Jukai walked by. "That's pathetic." Jukai said. "MEET AN ALIEN! FIVE DOLLARS!"
LIBBY'S POV
I ran out of the house, in search of Stickly. "STICKLY!" I yelled. Yes, I was EXTREMELY stupid for doing that. "Another alien?!" someone yelled. "Where?!" Dib asked.
STICKLY'S POV
"Ah, crap." I said. "Where's ETIR and ETFU when you need them?!"
ETIR'S POV
I couldn't believe it. The krabby patty FROM the toilet was the one Mr. Krabs ate.
"NOTHING TO SEE HERE!" I yelled, desperately. "THESE ARE JUST FAKE ALIENS!" Everyone still ran and screamed. I sighed. "Well, I give up on that plan." I said. Noshei screamed right in my ear. "Uh, Noshei?!" I said. "Sorry!" Noshei said. "I'm so stressed out. People could find out about you and kill the only friend I've ever had!" Dib ran by with a camera. "Actual footage!" he said. "This'll be shown EVERYWHERE!" Then he tripped and dropped his camera, causing it to break. "You're kidding me." he said. Jukai walked by. "That's pathetic." Jukai said. "MEET AN ALIEN! FIVE DOLLARS!"
LIBBY'S POV
I ran out of the house, in search of Stickly. "STICKLY!" I yelled. Yes, I was EXTREMELY stupid for doing that. "Another alien?!" someone yelled. "Where?!" Dib asked.
STICKLY'S POV
"Ah, crap." I said. "Where's ETIR and ETFU when you need them?!"
ETIR'S POV
I couldn't believe it. The krabby patty FROM the toilet was the one Mr. Krabs ate.
PREVIOUSLY ON INVADER STICKLY
Tak was in Invader Zim's house!
ZIM'S POV
"Tak's getting away!" I said. Tak jumped out the window, into her ship. She flew off. "GIR!" I said. "Go fly to that ship and destroy it!" GIR and ETIR flew up to Tak's ship. They both bumped into the ship. They were knocked down.
ETIR'S POV
It hurt.
GIR'S POV
It did hurt.
DIB'S POV
I remembered that I had made a space ship before. I would use to fly up to Tak. And everyone else would help.
AUTHOR'S POV
Sorry this was so short, everyone. Sorry it sucked. But I'm just trying to end the season quickly.
Tak was in Invader Zim's house!
ZIM'S POV
"Tak's getting away!" I said. Tak jumped out the window, into her ship. She flew off. "GIR!" I said. "Go fly to that ship and destroy it!" GIR and ETIR flew up to Tak's ship. They both bumped into the ship. They were knocked down.
ETIR'S POV
It hurt.
GIR'S POV
It did hurt.
DIB'S POV
I remembered that I had made a space ship before. I would use to fly up to Tak. And everyone else would help.
AUTHOR'S POV
Sorry this was so short, everyone. Sorry it sucked. But I'm just trying to end the season quickly.
Zero's homicidal side
