"Doofza donut..." I mumbled in my sleep. "Sparky..." I heard a familiar voice. "You gotta help me out, it's all a blur last night, we need a taxi..." Katy Perry? "Spare me a friggin'-" "SPARKY GET UP YOU LAZY BUM!"
"EEP!" I fell off the couch. Right above me was my owner. "HI DOOFIE!" I said. "Sparky this is serious!" Our voices were drowned by an earsplitting clap of thunder. "WHAT!?" I yelled. "IT- IS- SERIOUS!" he screeched.
Just then, the TV messed up. The radio still played. "Ya love, ya love, ya love, is mah drug-" it sang. The lights flickered. Then there was an interruption with the radio. "-The National Weather Center has issued a tornado warning for the Tri-State Area and-" Just then it went out- along with the TV and lights. The little lights on the Wii and PS2 died out and my 6 DS's stopped charging. "Oh crud." I said. "GET IN THE CAR!" Doof yelled. We scrambled into the car, and Doof started the engine as soon as possible.
"We're gonna die..." I said. "We are not!" Doofie said.
"Well you're old anyways!"
"OLD!?"
"YEAH!"
Just then, the car flew into the sky. Doof drove too close to the category 5 tornado! We screamed and tried to hold on to each other's hands, but the tornado won. "DOOFIE NO!" I screamed. Suddenly, there was a flash, and everything went black.
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Things were quiet. "Heaven?" I said. I slowly opened my eyes. I was on an island! "DOOF!?" I yelled. But it was no use. He was probably already dead. I cried, until I heard voices. "THIS HUMANOID IS ALREADY DEAD!"
"No... he's just old and fainted..."
"I wonder if he does stunts..."
"Hello?" I said. "KAT!" said an Irken. "I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!" "THAT'S SPARKY!" said a boy with a helmet. "Sparky... why does that sound familiar?" said a tall boy in a superhero costume. "GUYS!" I yelled- then I saw him- "DOOFIE!" But wait- was he- dead?
"EEP!" I fell off the couch. Right above me was my owner. "HI DOOFIE!" I said. "Sparky this is serious!" Our voices were drowned by an earsplitting clap of thunder. "WHAT!?" I yelled. "IT- IS- SERIOUS!" he screeched.
Just then, the TV messed up. The radio still played. "Ya love, ya love, ya love, is mah drug-" it sang. The lights flickered. Then there was an interruption with the radio. "-The National Weather Center has issued a tornado warning for the Tri-State Area and-" Just then it went out- along with the TV and lights. The little lights on the Wii and PS2 died out and my 6 DS's stopped charging. "Oh crud." I said. "GET IN THE CAR!" Doof yelled. We scrambled into the car, and Doof started the engine as soon as possible.
"We're gonna die..." I said. "We are not!" Doofie said.
"Well you're old anyways!"
"OLD!?"
"YEAH!"
Just then, the car flew into the sky. Doof drove too close to the category 5 tornado! We screamed and tried to hold on to each other's hands, but the tornado won. "DOOFIE NO!" I screamed. Suddenly, there was a flash, and everything went black.
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Things were quiet. "Heaven?" I said. I slowly opened my eyes. I was on an island! "DOOF!?" I yelled. But it was no use. He was probably already dead. I cried, until I heard voices. "THIS HUMANOID IS ALREADY DEAD!"
"No... he's just old and fainted..."
"I wonder if he does stunts..."
"Hello?" I said. "KAT!" said an Irken. "I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!" "THAT'S SPARKY!" said a boy with a helmet. "Sparky... why does that sound familiar?" said a tall boy in a superhero costume. "GUYS!" I yelled- then I saw him- "DOOFIE!" But wait- was he- dead?
"My plan will be to take over all human minds, then I will-" Kat noticed Gir looking up at her with that 'Waddya gonna do?' look. "BLOW UP THE PLANET!" BOOM! Gir exploded. "Are you supposed to do that!?" Kat asked when he reappeared. "Meow!" he said.
Kat thought on her plan some more, pacing back and fourth- despite the sharp pain in her broken foot. "Yes! I will make mind control chips!" she said. Unfortunately, Zim walked in at that exact moment. Kat blushed. "Oh, I mean-" She was interrupted by Gir:
"'Cuz we belon together now yeah,
forever united here somehow yeah,
you got a peice of me,
and honestly,
my life,
would suck,
without you..."
"Oh we were just singing my favorite song, Firefl-" She said. Gir corrected her, "My Life Would Suck Without You!" Zim grew madder, for he knew that she meant to take over the Earth, and although she knew she was dead meat, sge blushed harder.
Kat thought on her plan some more, pacing back and fourth- despite the sharp pain in her broken foot. "Yes! I will make mind control chips!" she said. Unfortunately, Zim walked in at that exact moment. Kat blushed. "Oh, I mean-" She was interrupted by Gir:
"'Cuz we belon together now yeah,
forever united here somehow yeah,
you got a peice of me,
and honestly,
my life,
would suck,
without you..."
"Oh we were just singing my favorite song, Firefl-" She said. Gir corrected her, "My Life Would Suck Without You!" Zim grew madder, for he knew that she meant to take over the Earth, and although she knew she was dead meat, sge blushed harder.
'Pzzzzt Zim.' I said. 'You're an alien.'
'Nonsence Earth monkey. If you're wondering Earth-a-noid about my skin, ears and nose.. Well that's just part of my skin condition.' he replied.
He started to sweat.
'Yeah skin condition, I really bought that.' I joked. 'But really Zim.'
Zim hesitated but then fianally answered.
'You know?!'
I nodded. 'I guess so. I mean you're green. I can't beleive no one else exept for that big headed kid knows. Your disguise is so ovious.'
Zim started sweating even more. 'Are you with Dib?'
I assumed Dib was the big headed, crazy kid who knew about Zim.
'No. And anyway it's my first day and I just met you. Of corse I won't tell anyone. Secret safe.' I smiled. Zim looked unsure but by the end of 'Skool' he seemed to trust me.
When the bell rang I got my things and headed off. To where, I did not know.
Then I heard footsteps behind me.
'Nonsence Earth monkey. If you're wondering Earth-a-noid about my skin, ears and nose.. Well that's just part of my skin condition.' he replied.
He started to sweat.
'Yeah skin condition, I really bought that.' I joked. 'But really Zim.'
Zim hesitated but then fianally answered.
'You know?!'
I nodded. 'I guess so. I mean you're green. I can't beleive no one else exept for that big headed kid knows. Your disguise is so ovious.'
Zim started sweating even more. 'Are you with Dib?'
I assumed Dib was the big headed, crazy kid who knew about Zim.
'No. And anyway it's my first day and I just met you. Of corse I won't tell anyone. Secret safe.' I smiled. Zim looked unsure but by the end of 'Skool' he seemed to trust me.
When the bell rang I got my things and headed off. To where, I did not know.
Then I heard footsteps behind me.