"Doofza donut..." I mumbled in my sleep. "Sparky..." I heard a familiar voice. "You gotta help me out, it's all a blur last night, we need a taxi..." Katy Perry? "Spare me a friggin'-" "SPARKY GET UP YOU LAZY BUM!"

"EEP!" I fell off the couch. Right above me was my owner. "HI DOOFIE!" I said. "Sparky this is serious!" Our voices were drowned by an earsplitting clap of thunder. "WHAT!?" I yelled. "IT- IS- SERIOUS!" he screeched.

Just then, the TV messed up. The radio still played. "Ya love, ya love, ya love, is mah drug-" it sang. The lights flickered. Then there was an interruption with the radio. "-The National Weather Center has issued a tornado warning for the Tri-State Area and-" Just then it went out- along with the TV and lights. The little lights on the Wii and PS2 died out and my 6 DS's stopped charging. "Oh crud." I said. "GET IN THE CAR!" Doof yelled. We scrambled into the car, and Doof started the engine as soon as possible.

"We're gonna die..." I said. "We are not!" Doofie said.
"Well you're old anyways!"
"OLD!?"
"YEAH!"

Just then, the car flew into the sky. Doof drove too close to the category 5 tornado! We screamed and tried to hold on to each other's hands, but the tornado won. "DOOFIE NO!" I screamed. Suddenly, there was a flash, and everything went black.

------------------

Things were quiet. "Heaven?" I said. I slowly opened my eyes. I was on an island! "DOOF!?" I yelled. But it was no use. He was probably already dead. I cried, until I heard voices. "THIS HUMANOID IS ALREADY DEAD!"
"No... he's just old and fainted..."
"I wonder if he does stunts..."

"Hello?" I said. "KAT!" said an Irken. "I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!" "THAT'S SPARKY!" said a boy with a helmet. "Sparky... why does that sound familiar?" said a tall boy in a superhero costume. "GUYS!" I yelled- then I saw him- "DOOFIE!" But wait- was he- dead?