Setting: Michael and his girlfriend(now fiance) Diane have just had their first child. Michael is onset of "Smooth Criminals" with his friend Alicia when a fellow dancer walks up to them.
Dancer: Hey Jackson! i need to have a word with you
Alicia: Who the hell you callin Mr. Jackson? He's your boss, its not the other way around.
Michael: Alicia cool it, turns his attention to the fellow dancer. What do you want?
Dancer: So whats this i hear you had a baby with that so called whore of yours?
Alicia takes out her phone and begins filming whats going on
Michael:gets right in the dancers face Yea we did have a baby and for your information she's not a whore.
Dancer: So you two had sex?
Alicia does a face palm
Michael: takes a step back Nope i went to her trailer one day and she told me you know i wanna have a baby. So she gave me a bowl and playboy magzine and sent me to the bathroom, i did my thing and she took a turkey baster and injected my sperm in to her area. And 9 months later we had a baby.
Alicia begins to laugh like crazy, while the dancer looks at michael dumbfounded
Dancer: So you two didnt have sex?
Michael: Yes we had sex you stupid idiot, how else do you think it happened?
Dancer turns and walks away without a single word
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Dancer: Hey Jackson! i need to have a word with you
Alicia: Who the hell you callin Mr. Jackson? He's your boss, its not the other way around.
Michael: Alicia cool it, turns his attention to the fellow dancer. What do you want?
Dancer: So whats this i hear you had a baby with that so called whore of yours?
Alicia takes out her phone and begins filming whats going on
Michael:gets right in the dancers face Yea we did have a baby and for your information she's not a whore.
Dancer: So you two had sex?
Alicia does a face palm
Michael: takes a step back Nope i went to her trailer one day and she told me you know i wanna have a baby. So she gave me a bowl and playboy magzine and sent me to the bathroom, i did my thing and she took a turkey baster and injected my sperm in to her area. And 9 months later we had a baby.
Alicia begins to laugh like crazy, while the dancer looks at michael dumbfounded
Dancer: So you two didnt have sex?
Michael: Yes we had sex you stupid idiot, how else do you think it happened?
Dancer turns and walks away without a single word
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The Man who made HIStory
He was once a small-time boy
with big musical promise and big voice
got him to be one of the biggest entertainers ever.
He has the heart the size of Russia,
the music gift of Apollo,
the wisdom of an African elephant,
and the grace and beauty of a swan.
He stunned the world with his timeless, classic works of art.
He fought through his darkest times,
from the difficult times that he had as a child
to the false accusations he was innocent.
Despite that, he remained tough
He was only child-like, not childish.
He shocked the world when he left us and this earth
He may be gone, but we will never forget you.
He was once a small-time boy
with big musical promise and big voice
got him to be one of the biggest entertainers ever.
He has the heart the size of Russia,
the music gift of Apollo,
the wisdom of an African elephant,
and the grace and beauty of a swan.
He stunned the world with his timeless, classic works of art.
He fought through his darkest times,
from the difficult times that he had as a child
to the false accusations he was innocent.
Despite that, he remained tough
He was only child-like, not childish.
He shocked the world when he left us and this earth
He may be gone, but we will never forget you.
