Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No pony can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead by Rainbow Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead by a pony named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead by Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead by John who somehow survived being killed by a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead by an alicorn named Fuku, and finally the greasers. All of this started with the PV mafia when they were having a party.

Dan: We are having a great party.
Rainbow Dash: Yes we are. I got a pony named Jimmy Fountain to perform. He's really good, but there's a problem.
Dan: What's that?

30 minutes earlier

Jimmy: Are you the leader of this mafia?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah. How can I help you?
Jimmy: I'm trying to act in this movie, and everyone thinks I have what it takes but uhh. This pony - the director - won't give it to me. Oh god I don't know what to do. *cries*
Rainbow Dash: YOU CAN ACT LIKE A STALLION!! What's the matter with you? Is this how you make your way into movies? Oh what can I do? *pretends to cry*
Applejack: *laughs*
Rainbow Dash: Now first thing to do is fix you up. You look terrible. Now get yourself a better suit, and come back here in 20 minutes. I'll send one of my best men to handle the job.

So Dash sent Dan into Las Pegasus to deal with the director of the movie. It was a war film called Love, and Grenades, directed by Steven Reelburg.

The next part will be posted 2morrow.