Not far away from the stealth boat, a japanese freighter was sending supplies to South Korea. Things were going to be the same as it was in the previous attack, or were they?
Steve Jobs: I see the japanese boat.
Snails: Get the North Koreans notified about this.
Steve Jobs: The Japanese will try to attack, but we need that missile to hit Hong Kong, is it ready?
Snails: Press the magic button, and Hong Kong dissapears.
Steve Jobs: You've outlived your contract. *kills Snails*
Con: How dare you?!
Steve Jobs: It was snails, no one likes him, not even the bronies!
korean pony54: We have two airplanes heading toward them.
Steve Jobs: Excellent. Get the newspapers ready.
Con: *shoots korean pony54*
Steve Jobs: Stop him!
koreans: *restrain Rain Bouvier*
Rain: Let me go!
Steve Jobs: Tie her to the crane, and let her drown.
Con: *kills koreans*
Steve Jobs: What the fuck do you think I pay you for?! KILL HIM!!
Con: *kills Steve Jobs*
koreans: Our leader is dead *commit suicide*
Meanwhile in Canterlot
S: Con killed Steve Jobs
P: Yes! Now his acts of terrorism are done for!
Japanese: Hold on, what's that?
north koreans: It's a stealth boat. A missile is being launched from it!
Con: *hits abbort code*
Japanese: The missile is falling!
north koreans: Where was it heading?
Japaese: No idea. Why were we fighting again?
North koreans: No clue *leave*
Con: *returns to Canterlot*
rain: *goes to ponyville*
The End
In memory of Ian Fleming, the creator of James Bond.
1908-1964
Steve Jobs: I see the japanese boat.
Snails: Get the North Koreans notified about this.
Steve Jobs: The Japanese will try to attack, but we need that missile to hit Hong Kong, is it ready?
Snails: Press the magic button, and Hong Kong dissapears.
Steve Jobs: You've outlived your contract. *kills Snails*
Con: How dare you?!
Steve Jobs: It was snails, no one likes him, not even the bronies!
korean pony54: We have two airplanes heading toward them.
Steve Jobs: Excellent. Get the newspapers ready.
Con: *shoots korean pony54*
Steve Jobs: Stop him!
koreans: *restrain Rain Bouvier*
Rain: Let me go!
Steve Jobs: Tie her to the crane, and let her drown.
Con: *kills koreans*
Steve Jobs: What the fuck do you think I pay you for?! KILL HIM!!
Con: *kills Steve Jobs*
koreans: Our leader is dead *commit suicide*
Meanwhile in Canterlot
S: Con killed Steve Jobs
P: Yes! Now his acts of terrorism are done for!
Japanese: Hold on, what's that?
north koreans: It's a stealth boat. A missile is being launched from it!
Con: *hits abbort code*
Japanese: The missile is falling!
north koreans: Where was it heading?
Japaese: No idea. Why were we fighting again?
North koreans: No clue *leave*
Con: *returns to Canterlot*
rain: *goes to ponyville*
The End
In memory of Ian Fleming, the creator of James Bond.
1908-1964
(roar!) said Dark shadow. Run! said emerald and twilight. What are we going to! Said Emerald. Oh great its dark again and we don't know if that monster is chasing us! said Twilight.
(Roar!) Said dark shadow. Yes he is chasing us said Twilight. Go get them Dark shadow says Discord. Oh no he got us cornered were trapped said Twilight! Say hello to your fate Says Discord.
To be continued.....................
The beginning of this story starts with a song. It will go back to Fluttershy's perspective in the next part.
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No pony shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings
Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic
Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every pony shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme
Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
Or else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*
Q.C.
*arrives at Rainbow Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....
Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....
Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No pony shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings
Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic
Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every pony shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme
Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
Or else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*
Q.C.
*arrives at Rainbow Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....
Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....
Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
My Little Pony: Friendship is magic
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved by many. I made them laugh. Then one day I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that hey apologized! She's giving you a muffin shop right next to my cupcake shop! OMG and you get to have me throw you a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved by many. I made them laugh. Then one day I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that hey apologized! She's giving you a muffin shop right next to my cupcake shop! OMG and you get to have me throw you a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
First things first, thank you to anyone who reads this. Okay, so this is a continuation of The Journey of the New Brony article I wrote a few weeks back. So, while watching Dragon Quest, I noticed even more similarities between the events of the episode and the common new brony's experiences. Let me once again make them into a list. But because this is part 2, remember that the person is already a brony.
1. You go to hang out with people who should be your friends.
2. Something happens, and you admit to being a brony.
3. They make fun of you.
4. You try to prove that it hasn't majorly changed you.
5. You do prove it.
6. You hang out again.
7. They still don't approve of ponies, or fans of ponies.
8. You discover who your true friends are through ponies.
Yeah, it's not as good as my last one, but I wanted to share my thoughts anyway. Please give me feedback, I want to write the best articles I can, which I can't do if I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Anyway, triq267 out.
1. You go to hang out with people who should be your friends.
2. Something happens, and you admit to being a brony.
3. They make fun of you.
4. You try to prove that it hasn't majorly changed you.
5. You do prove it.
6. You hang out again.
7. They still don't approve of ponies, or fans of ponies.
8. You discover who your true friends are through ponies.
Yeah, it's not as good as my last one, but I wanted to share my thoughts anyway. Please give me feedback, I want to write the best articles I can, which I can't do if I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Anyway, triq267 out.