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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting animals to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain pony that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did you find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he stole a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his chase.

GP: *shoots at Con*
Con: *blocks bullets*
GP: *runs into building*
Con: *chases mare into the building*
GP: *climbs stairs to bell tower*
Con: *follows*

By the time Con arrived at the top of the bell tower the bells started ringing. He was looking for the mare when she hit him. The two then fell into another building from the glass ceiling.

Con: *drops gun*
GP: *reaches for gun*
Con: *pulls rope making mare fall*
GP: *hits floor dead*

Casino Of Solace

Starring

Doughnut Joe Con Mane
Pinkie Pie P
Everyone else as theirselves.

Cars provided by

Aston Maretin
Alfa Romaneo
Coltillac
Chevronet
Dodge
Canterlot
And Fillys

When Con returned to Canterlot he found a very angry P

P: You had to kill her! You couldn't have just brought her in?
Con: Nope. She nearly killed me.
P: When I say I need someone alive, I need someone alive!
Con: Ok, I get it.
P: I got a mission where you can't kill someone. You'll be going to a musical in Manehattan to find out what you know about a pony named Der cheif. He stole money from nearly everyone in all of Equestria, and you need to get it back.
Con: Consider it done.
P: A ticket for a musical in Manehattan costs 3 bits, so here. *hands Con money*
Con: Thanks. *leaves*

Con then headed for Manehattan to the musical that he would be "watching."

P: Did you find him yet?
Con: I did, now I have to make sure he doesn't see me.
Director: Thank you all for coming. Our musical today will be The Lion King!
Audience: BOO!!
Director: Ok fine! We'll change it to..
audience member 473: What's the name of that video where Twilight becomes a princess?
Director: We don't know, but that will be what you're watching!
Mr: Black: You got the money?
Der Cheif: Yeah I got it.
Con: *taking pictures*
Mr. Black: Good. You can give it to me after the performance. You better get more at the Casino Of Solace.
Der Cheif: I will. I'm surprised about what happened earlier.
Mr. Black: What are you talking about?
Bodygaurd 1: He meant that they were going to show The Lion King, but now they're showing how Twilight became a princess. What do you think?
Con: I think you should have found a more secure place to meet.
Mr. Black: Who's there?! You said this was a secure place!
Der Cheif: I don't know what's happening. We better leave.

But then an explosion occured. Con threw a grenade killing Mr. Black, and nearly killing Der Cheif, and his bodyguards.

Der Cheif: OVER THERE!
Bodyguard 1: The beige unicorn! *shoots*
Audience: AAH!! *runs away*
Con: *kills bodyguard*
Der Cheif: After him!!

By the time Con left he was being chased by two alfa romaneos. Con did not get to take the money, but that's not important right now. It's car chasing time!!

Con: *floors it into tunnel*
Bodyguard 1: *rams Con's car*
Con: *spins out of control*
Bodyguard 3: *shoots at Con*
Con: *regains control*
truck driver: *Honks horn*
Con: *turns right*
truck driver: *hits bodyguard 1's car*
Bodyguard 3: *follows Con*
Con: *goes down winding road*
Bodyguard 3: *runs into steamroller that got in his way*

Con stopped at a autoshop to get his car repaired. By the time his car was being fixed he decided to call P, and let her know what was going on. When Con called P, she was angry with him.

P: Goddamnit Con! You weren't supposed to kill anyone!
Con: Yeah well Der Cheif is still alive, and I found a way to get the money from him.
P: How? Blow his head off?
Con: I'm going to follow him to the Casino Of Solace, and win the money he stole.
P: Ok, but this is your last chance. If you kill one more pony, your license to murder will be provoked. Now come back to Canterlot.

Con returned to Canterlot so he could get some supplies. He got money, and he was being disguised to look like another pony. He was going to Alicorn City which was where the Casino Of Solace would be.

Bodyguard 4: Who is getting the money now that Mr. Black is dead?
Der Cheif: A pony named Frank.
Con: I'm here, lets play some poker!
Dealer: Big blind goes to Jade. It will move clockwise.
Der Cheif: That means I get small blind.

There were 7 ponies playing at the table Con was at. The order went from Jade, Der Cheif, Derpy, the cutie mark crusaders, and Con.

Der Cheif: *looks at cards* I'm betting 50 bits.
Jade: I'm in
Con: *looks at cards* I'm in.
Big Mac: Applebloom! What are you and your friends doing here?!
Cutie mark crusaders: *run off*
Dealer: Dumb fillies. Ok show your cards.
Jade: I got a three of a kind kings.
Der Cheif: 4 of a kind kings!
Con: Nice, but not good enough. 4 of a kind aces.
Dealer: And the winner is, what's your name?
Con: Mane. Con Mane.
Dealer: The winner is Con Mane.
Der Cheif: *hits table*

The poker match was getting intense. After ten hands it was just Con, and Der Cheif. Each had over 50,000 bits.

Dealer: Final hand gentlemen. Ante is 20 bits. *deals cards*
Con & Der Cheif: *Pay for match*
Der Cheif: Get me 1 card.
Con: I don't need any.
Dealer: Alright. Bet!
Der Cheif: I'm going all in.
Con: if that's what you want, so be it.
Dealer: Show your hands.
Der Cheif: I have a straight flush. Sorry Con
Con: Now wait just a minute! You think your hand is so good, well it is. My hand however is better.
Der Cheif: What can beat a straight flush?
Con: ROYAL FLUSH!!
Dealer: Whoa. No wonder you didn't need any cards. Con wins.
Crowd: *applaudes*
Der Cheif: Dood hem. NU! (Kill him. NOW!)
Bodyguard 5: *shoots At Con*
Con: *jams guns with magic* See ya! *runs off with money*

Con drove off with three Coltillac El Doritos chasing him.

Con: *drifts*
Coltillac driver 1: *shoots at Con*
Con: *deploys shield reflecting bullets. One of them hits the driver*
Coltillac driver 1: *drives into tree*
Coltillac driver 2: *hits Con's car*
Con: *flips car, and destroys it*
Der Cheif: Uitstekend. Zet hem in de kofferbak.
(Excellent. Put him in the trunk)

Con woke up to find himself in a warehouse. He was tied to a chair, and Der cheif was with 15 of his goons.

Con: What do you want?
Der Cheif: The money you stole from me!
Con: It's not stealing if you win the money.
Goon 5: *hits Con*
Der Cheif: Ok listen. We can't get the money out of your car, so you gotta use your unicorn magic to fix the car, and get the money out for us.
Con: Sure.
Der Cheif: Bring the car in!
Goon 12: *backs tow truck up with Con's car behind it*
Der Cheif: Such a shame that we had to destroy a luxorious car. Then again, no one makes another person crash a Coltillac into a tree.
Con: Sorry for your loss.
Der Cheif: Just fix the car.

Con's horn lit up, but he wasn't going to fix the car just yet. He used his magic to make half of the goon's guns shoot toward Der Cheif.

Der Cheif: What are you doing?!
7 goons: It's not us! *shoots Der Cheif*
other 8 goons: It's probably him! *points at Con*
Con: *kills all goons*

After killing all the goons Frank arrived with 20 more.

Frank: What is this?!
Con: A sabotage *shoots all guns*
Frank: Run away!! *runs off*

Frank then took off in a Dodge Kodachrome with two Lunicorns following. Con then fixed his car, but could not chase down the others. Instead he took the money back to Canterlot.

P: One of M.I.3's spies told us that you killed Der Cheif, and 15 others.
Con: And who was that?
P: I'm not telling you. What I can tell you is that we do not want you in our organization anymore.
Guard 1: Follow us.
Con: *follows to elevator*
Guard 2: Your gun please
Con: Sure *kills two guards*

When Con left C.I.E headquarters a beat up Fillys pulled up. Fenix Lighter was driving the car.

Fenix: Get in.
Con: Nice car Fenix.
Fenix: Only one available. You going after Frank?
Con: Yeah. You?
Fenix: No, but someone else from M.I.3 is. She'll meet you at Stalliongrad.
Con: And that's where your taking me?
Fenix: Yes. Now get in.
Con: *gets in*
Fenix: *drives away*

We continue with P talking to the admiral of M.I.3

Admiral: One of my agents has gone missing.
P: Mine too. Do you know where they are?
Admiral: No ma'am. But we're looking for them now.
P: Understood. *hangs up* First Frank goes around stealing money, now this!

Con met the M.I.3 spy in Stalliongrad where Fenix said she would be.

Con: Are you with M.I.3?
spy: Yes. I'm guessing your the pony Fenix was talking about.
Con: Yeah. We going to stop Frank or what?
spy: Lets do it.

The two then snuck into the building where Frank was in.

Guard: Hey! *shoots at Con*
Con: *hides behind car*
spy: *kills guard* Modified .357
Con: Cool, I have a 1911.
Russian 34: Sir we have intruders.
Frank: Then kill them!
Russian 34: Yessir.
Con: *walking down hallway*
Three russian ponies: *jump from nowhere*
Con: *kills ponies*
Frank: How is this pony killing my men so fast?
Russian 34: Maybe he is good that way.
Frank: Impossible! Send more ponies!
Russian 34: Affirmative.

Con and the M.I.3 spy kept killing the ponies that got in their way. So Frank decided to blow the place up.

Russian 34: Are you sure sir?
Frank: Da. After all it's my building. I'll trap Con Mane so that he can't escape.
Russian 34: What time should the bomb go off?
Frank: In 10 minutes.

While this was going on Con arrived, and shot the russian pony right after he set the bomb off.

Frank: Too late.
Con: Not really. You're coming with me.
Frank: *shoots Con*
Con: *shoots Frank*

Both ran out of ammo, and were now punching each other.

Frank: *grabs chain*
Con: *hits Frank*
Frank: *chokes Con*
Con: *uses magic to tie up Frank*
Frank: What the hell?! Let me go!
Con: Why? So you can make more ponies miserable? I'm leaving you here!
Frank: Don't! You need me alive!
Con: Not me. M.I.3 wants you alive. *runs off*

Con and the other spy took off just as the building exploded. A helicopter landed by the two ponies, and they went back to get Frank. Somehow he survived the explosion, and M.I.3 took him in. P heard about how Con helped them out, and she was pleased.

The next day, it was snowing in Trottingham while Con was walking toward a building.

P: Remember, keep them alive.
Con: I got it.
P: Yeah, I heard that the last time.

Not surprisingly Con didn't kill anyone. He just walked in, and the C.I.E arrested him.

Con: Told you I had it.
P: Sorry for doubting you. Con?
Con: Yeah?
P: Please come back. We need you.
Con: I never left.

The End.

Con Mane will return in Golden Iris.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Moneybit's disguise
Moneybit's disguise
Next morning, Con was going out to buy groceries.

Lola: Don't forget the canolli's.
Con: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Moneybit: *In disguise* Hello sir. I'm Matilda. Please come with me.
Con: I have to buy some food.
Moneybit: Just come with me.
Con: Whatever.
Moneybit: Taxi!
Taxi driver: *Stops*
Moneybit: *Pushes Con into Taxi, and gets in*
Taxi driver: *Driving taxi* Where to ma'am?
Moneybit: The airport.
Taxi: Okay. While we get to the airport, let me tell you a little something about myself. I was seven years old when I saw a taxi for the first time. I thought it was amazing how you could take somepony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The train with the Korean War veterans stopped at the Cheyenne Station.

Pete: *looking at train*
Veterans: *Getting out*
Orion: *comes out of engine* I'm glad the war is almost over.
Pete: Me too, but honestly, we're making a lot of profit for delivering these vets back home from San Franciscolt.
Orion: I agree. If we keep this up, we'll have millions of dollars on our hooves.
Captain Wilson: *walks to Pete* Are you Pete Reimer?
Pete: Yes sir. How can I help you?
Captain Wilson: I want to thank you for getting me, and my squad back home safely. Oh, and uh I don't have enough cash for a hotel. You...
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Please read this: I am warning you of a fan fic that will make you not see Macintosh the same! Tittle: sweet apple massacre. What it's about: I was scared almost to death reading cause it's about big Mac violating(raping) the cutie mark crusaders and killing them with knifes he is planing to do the same freakin thing thing with Applejack!!' O_O I hate this freakin horror stuff You must be either drunk,stupit,crazy,mental,rapest,and like to see girls die to read this crap! I have read this and I reget reading :(
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Season 2 Highlights of

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. I think you know where this is going. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh.Though personally, I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*


A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.

It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven by two russian stallions.
Sergi & Apyr's Lotus Eltrot
Sergi & Apyr's Lotus Eltrot

This was playing on their radio: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Racer

Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays star on sign*
Police ponies:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


The train yard was in a place called Woodstock. It's by Port Morris, and a few miles north of Midtown.

Once they arrived, Firearm stopped his car on a bridge going over the yard.

Pierce: Did Browning tell you what we're supposed to do?
Firearm: Not really. He just said he wanted us to go on an "adventure" *Gets out of his car with Pierce*
Pierce: Well, good thing he told me what to do last night after we returned from St. Foalis. *Pulls out a WA2000 sniper rifle* The Hetfords are making a deal inside that train yard. We have to kill both the buyer, and the dealer. Got a rifle?
Firearm: I think...
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Tom Foolery was now going to talk about dogs.

Tom: I love dat dog. I never met him before, but I know I love 'im.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: He's gonna be wonderful when I meet dat dog. *Sticks his tongue out, and pants like a dog*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Lots of ponies have lots of doggies. And you don't even need to have a dog to know about 'em. Your friend could have a dog. He can be your friend's dog. That makes him your dog friend.
Crowd: *Chuckling*
Tom: You go there to visit, and the dogs there, you go to pet him, and say Hi hello. How are you? You're wonderful Sneezy, and for that moment, he's...
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Tom: Now this is a short segment where I like to inform you about simple things that not many ponies take time to notice. The first thing being we all have something in common, and that is...we're all here in Neigh Jersey.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: At an auditorium. In a high school.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: You ever wonder why Manehattan always gets so much praise?! It's a fucking dump!
Crowd: *Cheering, and laughing*
Tom: It's a cesspool of littering, rape, and traffic jams!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: There might be a few good landmarks here and there, but you have to wait 3 hours for 70 cars...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom waited for the crowd to stop laughing. Once they did, he proceeded with his next joke.

Tom: Does the time bother you?
Crowd: *Chuckles*
Tom: I get bothered by the time. Not so much the time itself, but other ponies bother me. For the time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: You get this old mare that asks what time is it? What time is it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: As if, you yourself were responsible for keeping time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean I feel honored that they think I'm the one in charge, but you must understand you don't see official time keeper here, do you?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Here's another way...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Mare: *Pushing a shopping cart through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have you ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well you better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest place for standup comedy routine.
Mare: How do you know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!



Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a colt named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down street passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile....
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Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link


This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian,...
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added by TimberHumphrey
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy show that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank you everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank you very much....
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You see that weight on your wings?
So i know what you're feeling
Yeah, you got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don't let your colors
bleed into grey
We got each other
and chances to take
Yeah, you got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

I'll chase the sky with you
I'll chase the night with you
I'll chase the light with you
If you wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
If you wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
Is more than worth keeping (Mmm)
I'll shoot for the stars
If that's what you needed

Just say the word
and baby, i'll run
I'll find a way
to go beyond the sun
I'll...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
so here are a few theories i got for this show:

Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult pony stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.

Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's top student, i always thought there was something more to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're more than just teacher and ex-student.

Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted by his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The final part of Tom Foolery's show is here.

Tom: Now, most of you probably don't know this, but we all have several things in common. I'll give you an example. We're all here together, in the greatest city in Maressouri.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: I have some even funnier ones. When you're in your car, and you stop at a red light. Do you ever try to move an extra inch or two?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: But when you see other cars in front of you, you're in no rush to get as close to the other guy as possible. You just coast to the red light.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Coast to the red light, then all of a sudden...
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