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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sunny
Sunny
13 hours after the pimp was killed, Harry got to his apartment. A yellow alicorn was there waiting.

Yellow Alicorn: Hello.
Harry: Hello. What's your name?
Yellow Alicorn: Sunny. You're that cop that lives upstairs, right?
Harry: Yeah.
Yellow Alicorn: It's funny, I've only lived here for six months, and I've never seen you here before.
Harry: *Smiles* That is funny I suppose.
Yellow Alicorn: Just one question. What does it take to go to bed with you?
Harry: Umm.... Try knocking on the door? *Walks to apartment room*

Shortly after arriving to his room, a knock could be heard from the door.

Harry: *Opens door*
Sunny: Hello.
Harry: Hello.
Sunny: *Looking around room* Do you always live in the dark?
Harry: More or less. *Sits down* I got drinks if you're thirsty.
Sunny: *Looks in refrigerator*
Harry: *Hears phone ring, and answers* Hello?
Briggs: Is that you Calahan?
Harry: Of course it's me. Who were you expecting? Clint Eastwood?
Briggs: What are you doing?
Harry: Entertaining a female guest.
Briggs: Well put your pants back on, and get over here. We need your help on all those murders being made in this town.
Harry: I'm on stakeout, remember?

10 minutes later at a morgue.

Briggs: Not anymore Calahan. As of now, you, and your partner are on homicide.
Morgue owner: We got these dead bodies that came in just now. This pony died for gambling. The one next to him died for driving a truck. This black mare, and the pimp, are the newest bodies we got.
Harry: What happened?
Morgue owner: We heard from a taxicab driver that the pimp killed his special somepony, and this morning, somepony else shot the pimp by the golden neigh bridge.
Police Captain: Harry, this is serious business. If you mess things up, I'm gonna drop you lower then whale shit.
Harry: Speaking of whale shit, what have you found Briggs?
Briggs: I'll have you know that we work hard here, and we don't take kindly to foul ups.

After that, Harry went to his apartment.

Harry: *Walks in room*
Sunny: *Laying in bed*
Harry: Are you comfortable?
Sunny: Yes.
Harry: Warm enough?
Sunny: Yes.
Harry: Good. *Lays in bed next to Sunny*

And they both slept together.

Next morning, Harry was looking at a bullet through a microscope.

Early Joe: *Walks in* The ponies in the white coats want to see you.
Harry: I wonder why.
Early Joe: They want to show you something that could help us with that murder.
Harry: Of the pimp?
Early Joe: Yes.
Harry: Alright. Let's see what they got. *Walks to pimp car*
Early Joe: *Follows*
White Coat Pony: So, we measured the area of the blood on one of the car seats, and we determined that the killer had to be standing right next to the car when he shot that pimp. One bullet would not be enough to make a pool of blood like that, so the killer shot him five times, with a magnum.
Early Joe: Maybe it was Harry. He has a magnum, and hates pimps more than anypony.
Harry: *Glares at Early Joe* Enough with the jokes Joe.

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posted by btflash
I have a confession to make. It is a very tough confession to make, considering I've kept up this lie for so long. Stay tuned, there's an important message at the end as well. If you read any of this article, and want to quit reading, read the end before you quit. If you do plan on reading through the whole thing, dont skip to the end. Now, on to the all- important confession.












I hate My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

From the moment I first saw the show, I despised it. I hated every single character on this show, especially twilight sparkle, who I consider especially annoying and whom i think...
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Not all of the shorts that you will read are MLP related. Regardless, I hope you enjoy all four of them.

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Wings

Applejack was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.

Rarity: That's the twentieth cupcake you had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.

Next, Applejack went to...
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The woodland critters continue decorating their tree and also the manger Trixie made them.

Beavery: [looks around] Hey, look everyone! It's our old pal, Twisty. [the other critters turn and look, Saten flies over, Trixie behind him for backup.

Woodpeckery: Oh boy, buddy. You came just in time!

Deery: Yeah. We've got a big problem. We ne-

Saten (holding hammer): Shut up! We're not doing you anymore favors and I'm not letting you give birth to the Antichrist! [walks off] I came here to put a stop to all this!

Beavery: To stop us?

Trixie: You heard him.

Beary: But gee whiz Saten, if you and your lady...
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Year of the waifu!
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Pinkie Pie: Five hundred and sixty-six, five hundred and sixty-seven, five hundred and sixty-eight... Phew! Look at that, Pound Cake! I am so close to breaking my personal cupcake-icing record!

Mrs. Cake: My goodness! I can't believe what I'm seeing here!

Pinkie Pie: Pretty impressive if I do say so.

Saten: (hung over on the couch) (angrily) STOP WITH THE NOISES!

Pinkie: Hey.. Just cause we celebrated earlier doesn't mean you drink ALL the wine.

Mrs Cake: Uhh.. Anyway. would you mind watching the counter while I pop to the supply room? We've just received a very special order, and the ingredients...
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I'm not gonna mince words, I'm just gonna come right out and say it: Twilight can go straight to Tartarus!

Here's the thing, I don't wanna hate her, but the fact is what she did to Sunset Shimmer at the end of EG1 (before she helped her out of the crater which doesn't mean anything as far as I'm concerned) is just too much. It didn't bother me much at first, but the more I thought about, the more it just pissed me off.

You now, Twilight walks around with her fancy 'Princess of Friendship' title and thinks she above everyone else, especially Sunset Shimmer. She and everybody condemns her for turning...
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Sonic's cousin, Sean
Sonic's cousin, Sean
Doctor Eggman's base in Mobius.

Eggman: *Returns to his base in his Teleporting Time Machine*
Robot 35: Welcome back Doctor Eggman. Did you succeed in getting us mechanics from Germany?
Eggman: Not exactly. *Walks out of the Teleporting time machine* I found soldiers.
Nazis: *Walk out of the Teleporting time machine with supplies*
Robot 35: How did you get these guys?
Eggman: I accidentally time traveled into 1939, and I am glad I made that accident. These guys are ruthless. Now, we must find Sonic's cousin!

At Sonic's house

Sonic: *Inside his house watching Sean pack his things in his car*
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This guy must enjoy getting beat up.
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