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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing next to Double Scoop*
Tom: More ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands next to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 4: Tom, Tom, and Tom

Announcer: On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: This joke is getting old. Why are you still laughing at it?
Audience: *Laughing*

Tom was watching TV with Mortomis.

Tom: So what was this show you wanted to show me?
Mortomis: This show I wanted to show you is a show that shows you a dragon named Albi, and he's actually part of a kid's show that my little brother wanted me to watch, so I'm going to watch it here, and if I like it, I'll watch it with him.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Is that all Mort?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: I think so, yeah.
TV Announcer: We hope you enjoyed the My Little Human special, American Mares.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tv Announcer: Up next is a new episode of Albi The Racist Dragon.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: This is supposed to be a kid's show?

The theme song starts for the show.

Singer: In the marmalade forest.
Singer 2: Forest.
Singer: Between the make believe trees. In a cottage cheese cottage.
Audience: *Laughing*
Singer: Lives Albi.
Singers: Albi.
Singer: Albi.
Singers: Albi. Albi, the racist dragon.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Chapter 6. And so, all the villagers chased Albi the racist dragon into a very cold, and very scary cave. It was so dark, and scary there, that Albi began to cry. Dragon tears, which as we all know, turn into jelly beans.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Just then, he felt a tiny hoof on his tail. He turned around, and who should it be? But the badly burned albanian colt from the day before.
Audience: *Laughing*
Albi: What are you doing here? I thought I killed you yesterday.
Narrator: Grumbled Albi, quite racistly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Albanian Colt: No. No Albi. You didn't kill me with your dragon flames. I crawled to safety, but I was left very badly disfigured.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Laughed the boy.
Audience: We laughed too!
Albanian Colt: Why are you crying Albi?
Albi: Well, all the villagers chased me into this scary cave. I think it's because I'm so racist. Get your hoof off my tail, you'll make it dirty.
Audience: *Laughing*
Albanian Colt: They didn't chase you hear because of your racism. They chased me here too, and I became all disfigured like this. They just don't like us. Because we're different to them.
Narrator: And at that, Albi cried a single tear that turned into a jelly bean, it had all the colors of the rainbow, and suddenly, Albi wasn't racist anymore.
Singer: So they sat in the cave.
Singer 2: The cave.
Singer: And ate bubblegum pie.
Singers: Yum.
Singer: Albi, the racist.
Albanian Colt: Albi, the racist.
Singer: Albi, the racist..
Albi: Well, not anymore.
Singers: Dragon!

The show ends, and Mortomis has a tear come out of his eye.

Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Also has a tear come out of his eye* You're crying over a kid's show.
Mortomis: Yeah, so are you.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up in the next part is Celebrity Jeopardy.
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posted by ThatMarySue
The speakers across the weather factory crackled to life,

Speakers: Miss Heart, please report to the rainbow sector. Thankyou.

Rainbow Heart blushed as the ponies around stared at her. It was the first time the weather factory bosses ever wanted her, so she assumed she was going to be fired.

Her forest green eyes were fixated on the cloud floor as she stumbled towards the rainbow sector, outside was a serious business-pony tapping her hoof on the ground. Rainbow Heart flicked her blue mane into place and flew over.

Rainbow Heart: H-h-hello Miss-
Cream: Mrs Cream.

Cream squinted at Rainbow Heart,...
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added by Seanthehedgehog
If you prefer the original version from Journey, it's here as well.
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3 seperate stories.. All Simpsons skits...


STORY ONE:

Master Sword Dinky, and Derpy are employed as caretakers at a mansion. However the caretaker cuts the cable television wire and confiscates the beer, thinking this will ensure hard work from the family. While there the groundskeeper discovers that Dinky has power to read thoughts and says that if his Sword goes more insane than usual, that she should should use this to summon him. Dinky is confused about this, but the groundskeeper doesn't add anything more.

Sword goes to turn on the TV but finds static.

Sword: (calmly) Hmm, cables out.. Maybe...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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>Canterlot
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Fire - MISSLE INCOMING!
*Nuke explode in air as every mechanism stops working, all electricy and communications fail, tanks stop working and below are falling down on the ground*
Sandman - What the hell is going on.
Damien - I don't know but if we won't move out something might hit us!
Fire - There! Garden house!
Sandman - *picks Icepick up* Help me Damien.
Damien - *picks up Icepick and goes to garden house*
*everything calms down*
Fire - Shit. Its an after-EMP storm.
Sandman - It's raining hard...
Ice - *slowly pulls himself up* I fucking hate rain...
??? - *burst into room*
Sandman...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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01:55
Operation : Last Hope
Demon Castle
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Pilot : I can take you this far, deploy.
Darkness - We are in your hands...
Commander - Aye, I'll give you opening. Immortals deploy!
Lightning - Let's deploy aswell.

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30 min. Later
Demon Castle.
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Darkness - Hunter do you hear me.
Hunter - Clearly...
Darkness - We are moving to the throne room an-
*explosion separates squad*
Darkness - Crap...
Lightning - I'll find other way go!
Darkness - throne room... *walks in*
Demon King - I was expecting you all here... Hahaha...
Darkness - Demon King...
King - refer to me as long don't add this grotesque demon to it.
Whiteheart...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Tom Foolery as Robin (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Inside a room in Celestia's castle, lots of ponies gathered around.

Timothy: I heard Twilight's back in the saddle.
Harry: Noise. Nothing, but noise. You think she'd find something better to do.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Twilight: *With Princess Luna* I'm ready to f**k her up again....
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