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St. Foalis, Maresouri
April 4, 1957
1:45 PM

Hawkeye, Percy, and Benny were driving the stolen gas turbine to Cheyenne so that Benny could help out in the trainyard, but there was going to be a problem for the three stallions.

Hawkeye: *Hears a banging noise, and looks at the fuel gauge, then the oil gauge* The oil pressure is dropping.
Percy: It might be leaking.
Benny: *Looks at oil gauge* It is. It shouldn't be going down so fast.
Hawkeye: *Stops train*
Percy: *Finds a toolbox* Will you look at this?
Hawkeye: Perfect. Now you find that spot where the oil is leaking, and we'll go down the line, and see if any nuts, or bolts came loose.

As Percy checked the engine, Hawkeye, and Benny walked down the line.

Benny: At least we can see the Gateway Arch from here.
Hawkeye: That's my favorite thing about coming into St. Foalis. As you cross the Mississippi River, you see the Gateway Arch. *Looks at ground* Here's our missing nut, and bolt. Let's take it back to Percy.
Percy: *Sees missing nut, and bolt in engine* I found it. I found the spot where the oil was leaking.
Hawkeye & Benny: *Return with the missing nut, and bolt*
Percy: *Takes nut, and bolt, and starts putting it back in with a wrench* You know something?
Hawkeye: It's quiet?
Percy: Too quiet. Didn't Stylo warn us about something here?
Hawkeye: Yeah he did, but I can't remember.

A bullet hit the side of the engine near Percy.

Percy: AH!
Hawkeye: *Sees another bullet hitting the engine* Benny, let's get back in the engine. Percy, you hurry with that now.
Benny: *Nearly gets hit by a bullet*
Hawkeye: Come on Benny! *Climbing into engine's cab*
Benny: *Sees another bullet hit the engine, then climbs into cab*

Another bullet hit the ground near Benny's hooves

Percy: The engine is fixed!
Gangster: *Shoots a tree near Percy*
Hawkeye: Come on Percy. *Slowly drives at 1 mile an hour*
Gangster: *Shoots at Percy*
Percy: *Running to cab*
Gangster: *Shoots two bullets at Percy*
Percy: *Trips*
Gangster: *Shoots toolbox*
Percy: *Quickly gets back up, and runs to engine*
Hawkeye: Hurry up!!
Percy: *Gets on*
Hawkeye: *Drives faster*
Gangster: *Continues shooting*
Hawkeye: Now I remember what Stylo warned us about. It was the Mafia we had to look out for.
Benny: The mafia?
Hawkeye: Sometimes, they like to steal things from the train.

In Cheyenne, Gordon was trying to solve a math problem he found in a magazine.

Gordon: Add or subtract a bunch of numbers to get from 26 to 27, without adding, or subtracting by 1. This is stupid! You can't subtract numbers to get from 26 to 27!
Stylo: *Arrives in office* Gordon, I just finished bringing another freight train into the yards.
Gordon: Good for you.
Stylo: And, I brought along somepony that wants to file a complaint.
Mike: I won't stand for this abuse Mr. Suite. We are getting too many freight trains. There are too many freight cars. If we get another freight train, the yards will be so full, that you couldn't have a sardine in there.
Gordon: I happen to like Sardines. Get back to work you two.
Stylo: *Sees Gordon's math problem* What's that?
Gordon: Something stupid.
Stylo: *Reads the math problem* Add or subtract a bunch of numbers to get from 26 to 27, without adding, or subtracting by 1. It's simple. Add 26 with three, then subtract it by 2. Problem solved. *Walks away*
Gordon: Asshole.
Stylo: I was just trying to help.

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