Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic Rainbow as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Bryan was with two royal guards somewhere in Canterlot. They were meeting with three Mexican ponies.
Mexican Pony: You're late.
Bryan: All the matters is the fact that I'm here. The point being... Luna tells me you have a repository of antic equipment.
Mexican Pony: So what is it you're looking for?
Bryan: What kind of noise-making equipment does your repository contain? Vuvuzelas perhaps?
Audience: Oooh!
Mexican Pony: I think we can help you. *Walks away with the other two Mexican ponies*
The leader of the Mexicans went to another pony by a wardrobe.
Mexican Pony: Come here. *Pushes pony towards the wardrobe. He opens the door, and pushes the pony into the wardrobe*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mexican Pony: Find a vuvuzela. A good one. Hurry back. *Closes door*
Audience: *Laughing*
Later
Celestia: *Sleeping*
Now for those of you that don't know what a vuvuzela is, it's a really loud horn.
Twilight: *Points the horn at Celestia, and blows in it really hard to make lots of noise*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Wakes up, and falls out of bed* I thought I banned those things!!
Twilight escaped just in time. She was now talking to some of the other ponies in the castle.
Harry: What now?
Twilight: Man, it was good, but not good enough.
Chrysler: You speak nonsense! A vuvuzela blast in your sleep? How can that be beaten? You can't seriously suggest to waste more resources just for cheap pranks.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Twilight: Anything is possible as long as the results are hysterical. We just need some guinea pigs to conceptualize ideas.
Harry: I know where we can get some. How about Alexis?
Bryan: She wouldn't even suspect a thing.
Twilight: Man, clear a path. I know just what we're gonna do.
Later, Alexis was walking down a hallway. She turned left into another hallway, and passed Chrysler who was sitting on a chair.
Alexis: *Gets hit by a big box glove on a spring, and gets her head stuck in the wall*
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, Luna, and Twilight met Cadence in a parking garage.
Twilight: Looks like someone finally joined the dark side.
Cadence: Surprised? I heard about the vuvuzela antic. I have decided to join the anarchy. With the three of us working together, we can-
Luna: Normally, I'd be the first to object. But if my protege can see potential, *Begins walking to her car* Then maybe those brains of yours can drive us to commit the most legendary antic of all time. *Gets in car*
Driver: *Starts car, and revs engine twice. He then drives away*
Cadence: *Staring at Luna*
Twilight: Man, let's get to the next scene. We went too long without anything funny happening!
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, in Celestia's room.
Derpy: *Walks into Celestia's room*
Celestia: *Staring at Derpy* Well? What do you want?!
Derpy: Twilight wants to see you outside. She wants to show you something.
Celestia: You must think that I'm stupid, right?
Audience: *Light laughter*
Celestia: YOU go out there! For all I know, a piano will fall on me out of nowhere- *Gets hit by a piano as it makes this noise: link *
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and whistling*
Derpy: I tried to tell you to go outside.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: TWILIGHT!!!!
2 B Continued
Up next, it's The Ass Ass Inn.
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic Rainbow as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Bryan was with two royal guards somewhere in Canterlot. They were meeting with three Mexican ponies.
Mexican Pony: You're late.
Bryan: All the matters is the fact that I'm here. The point being... Luna tells me you have a repository of antic equipment.
Mexican Pony: So what is it you're looking for?
Bryan: What kind of noise-making equipment does your repository contain? Vuvuzelas perhaps?
Audience: Oooh!
Mexican Pony: I think we can help you. *Walks away with the other two Mexican ponies*
The leader of the Mexicans went to another pony by a wardrobe.
Mexican Pony: Come here. *Pushes pony towards the wardrobe. He opens the door, and pushes the pony into the wardrobe*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mexican Pony: Find a vuvuzela. A good one. Hurry back. *Closes door*
Audience: *Laughing*
Later
Celestia: *Sleeping*
Now for those of you that don't know what a vuvuzela is, it's a really loud horn.
Twilight: *Points the horn at Celestia, and blows in it really hard to make lots of noise*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Wakes up, and falls out of bed* I thought I banned those things!!
Twilight escaped just in time. She was now talking to some of the other ponies in the castle.
Harry: What now?
Twilight: Man, it was good, but not good enough.
Chrysler: You speak nonsense! A vuvuzela blast in your sleep? How can that be beaten? You can't seriously suggest to waste more resources just for cheap pranks.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Twilight: Anything is possible as long as the results are hysterical. We just need some guinea pigs to conceptualize ideas.
Harry: I know where we can get some. How about Alexis?
Bryan: She wouldn't even suspect a thing.
Twilight: Man, clear a path. I know just what we're gonna do.
Later, Alexis was walking down a hallway. She turned left into another hallway, and passed Chrysler who was sitting on a chair.
Alexis: *Gets hit by a big box glove on a spring, and gets her head stuck in the wall*
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, Luna, and Twilight met Cadence in a parking garage.
Twilight: Looks like someone finally joined the dark side.
Cadence: Surprised? I heard about the vuvuzela antic. I have decided to join the anarchy. With the three of us working together, we can-
Luna: Normally, I'd be the first to object. But if my protege can see potential, *Begins walking to her car* Then maybe those brains of yours can drive us to commit the most legendary antic of all time. *Gets in car*
Driver: *Starts car, and revs engine twice. He then drives away*
Cadence: *Staring at Luna*
Twilight: Man, let's get to the next scene. We went too long without anything funny happening!
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, in Celestia's room.
Derpy: *Walks into Celestia's room*
Celestia: *Staring at Derpy* Well? What do you want?!
Derpy: Twilight wants to see you outside. She wants to show you something.
Celestia: You must think that I'm stupid, right?
Audience: *Light laughter*
Celestia: YOU go out there! For all I know, a piano will fall on me out of nowhere- *Gets hit by a piano as it makes this noise: link *
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and whistling*
Derpy: I tried to tell you to go outside.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: TWILIGHT!!!!
2 B Continued
Up next, it's The Ass Ass Inn.
Toothy
Pinkie pie: what are you doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild animals and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt by them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild animals and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt by them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
Dear Diary,
Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony said "Let's go this way!" And I said "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!
From, Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my friends to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!
From, Twilight SParkle
Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony said "Let's go this way!" And I said "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!
From, Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my friends to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!
From, Twilight SParkle
Lola's car
