Tom: It's time for bloopers, but first, brony of the month.
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the month is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, Windwakerguy430 is responsible for making bad ass reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.
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Wolf Of Trottingham: You won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
Wolf Of Trottingham: You won't get away, because Prince John is here...
Prince John: *Walks in with Maiden Marianne as hostage*
Wolf Of Trottingham: With the love of your life.
Tom: Nice try, but Prince John is actually...
Mortomis: *Takes off his Prince John costume*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wrong actor!!
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Mortomis: Hey, guess what I just did.
Master Sword: You murdered someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: No, only Chuck Norris does that.
Sean: NO ONE GIVES A F*CK ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Take 2
Mortomis: Hey, guess what I just did.
Master Sword: You murdered someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: No, only Saten Twist does that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You bought a gun.
Mortomis: No. I already got twelve of those.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: You stole a Cadillac?
Mortomis: Close, I stole a Bugatti. *Sings* I woke up in a new bugatti.
Director: Cut!
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Chief Wild Eagle: I need extra money, but I will make price fair. I pay you $24, and a bottle of booze.
Sargent O' Rourke: Now wait a minute Chief, you're out of line.
Chief Wild Eagle: Seems fair to me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: You ponies buy entire island of Manehattan for same price.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh it was a lousy deal Chief. In a hundred years or so, it won't be worth a nickel.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: No, ponies are very smart about real estate. Remember when you first come here? *Leans down to pick up a stick, and slowly waves it through the air* This once Hikawi Territory, then you barge in, and make us divide our land. *Hits himself in the head with the stick three times, but it doens't break* Jesus christ!
Audience: *Laughing*
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Director Nick: Good. *Goes behind the camera, and talks in a megaphone* And action!!
The band played this song: link
Tobias: *Goes down the hill in his car*
Louis: *Running down the hill as fast as he can*
Director Nick: Good, good. Tobias, slow down once you get close to the Railroad crossing, then turn left.
Tobias: *Slows down, and turns left onto the train tracks*
Director Nick: Fantastic. Louis, get in that car.
Louis: *Jumps onto the car, and opens the door, but falls down* It's a blooper inside a blooper!
Everyone started to laugh.
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Director Nick: Alright, we're gonna do this just like we did yesterday, minus the falling off the car.
Audience: *Light laughing*
Louis: Do I have any lines this time?
Director Nick: What did I just say? We're doing this just like we did yesterday, and yesterday, aw f**k I forgot my line.
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Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket* I am now going to make a copy of the one hundred dollar bill I recieved. *Pulls out seven one hundred dollar bills* Shit, that's too many!
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Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that you know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your cookies will double.
Saten Twist: *Runs away with the cookies*
The End
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the month is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, Windwakerguy430 is responsible for making bad ass reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.
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Wolf Of Trottingham: You won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
Wolf Of Trottingham: You won't get away, because Prince John is here...
Prince John: *Walks in with Maiden Marianne as hostage*
Wolf Of Trottingham: With the love of your life.
Tom: Nice try, but Prince John is actually...
Mortomis: *Takes off his Prince John costume*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wrong actor!!
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Mortomis: Hey, guess what I just did.
Master Sword: You murdered someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: No, only Chuck Norris does that.
Sean: NO ONE GIVES A F*CK ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Take 2
Mortomis: Hey, guess what I just did.
Master Sword: You murdered someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: No, only Saten Twist does that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You bought a gun.
Mortomis: No. I already got twelve of those.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: You stole a Cadillac?
Mortomis: Close, I stole a Bugatti. *Sings* I woke up in a new bugatti.
Director: Cut!
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Chief Wild Eagle: I need extra money, but I will make price fair. I pay you $24, and a bottle of booze.
Sargent O' Rourke: Now wait a minute Chief, you're out of line.
Chief Wild Eagle: Seems fair to me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: You ponies buy entire island of Manehattan for same price.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh it was a lousy deal Chief. In a hundred years or so, it won't be worth a nickel.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: No, ponies are very smart about real estate. Remember when you first come here? *Leans down to pick up a stick, and slowly waves it through the air* This once Hikawi Territory, then you barge in, and make us divide our land. *Hits himself in the head with the stick three times, but it doens't break* Jesus christ!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Director Nick: Good. *Goes behind the camera, and talks in a megaphone* And action!!
The band played this song: link
Tobias: *Goes down the hill in his car*
Louis: *Running down the hill as fast as he can*
Director Nick: Good, good. Tobias, slow down once you get close to the Railroad crossing, then turn left.
Tobias: *Slows down, and turns left onto the train tracks*
Director Nick: Fantastic. Louis, get in that car.
Louis: *Jumps onto the car, and opens the door, but falls down* It's a blooper inside a blooper!
Everyone started to laugh.
---
Director Nick: Alright, we're gonna do this just like we did yesterday, minus the falling off the car.
Audience: *Light laughing*
Louis: Do I have any lines this time?
Director Nick: What did I just say? We're doing this just like we did yesterday, and yesterday, aw f**k I forgot my line.
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Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket* I am now going to make a copy of the one hundred dollar bill I recieved. *Pulls out seven one hundred dollar bills* Shit, that's too many!
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Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that you know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your cookies will double.
Saten Twist: *Runs away with the cookies*
The End
Pinkie pie: what are you doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild animals and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt by them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild animals and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt by them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued