My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Article: The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 1

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sonic's cousin, Sean

Doctor Eggman's base in Mobius.

Eggman: *Returns to his base in his Teleporting Time Machine*
Robot 35: Welcome back Doctor Eggman. Did you succeed in getting us mechanics from Germany?
Eggman: Not exactly. *Walks out of the Teleporting time machine* I found soldiers.
Nazis: *Walk out of the Teleporting time machine with supplies*
Robot 35: How did you get these guys?
Eggman: I accidentally time traveled into 1939, and I am glad I made that accident. These guys are ruthless. Now, we must find Sonic's cousin!

At Sonic's house

Sonic: *Inside his house watching Sean pack his things in his car*

Sean's car

Tails: *Helping Sean pack his things* I'm going to miss you.
Sean: I'm going to miss you too. *Checks his list* Okay, that's everything.
Tails: *Closes the trunk*
Sean: Take good care of Sonic for me, okay? Make sure Amy doesn't kill him with her hammer.
Tails: *Laughing*
Sonic: *Opens a window* Where are you gonna go to hide from Eggman?
Sean: I don't know. I'll tell you once I find out. *Gets into his car, and drives away.*

My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born on December 23, 1996 in Mobius. It's a very nice place, but it often gets attacked by a guy named Eggman. I'm hiding from him, because he wants to turn me into a robot, because of my strength. If he did that, he would win the war against my cousin. The war started, because Eggman wanted to kill every single animal, and replace them with robots.

Sean: *Stops his car, thinking about where to go. He is holding a chaos emerald* I was never good with this, but here we go. Chaos control. *Teleports out of Mobius.*

I ended up in a place called Equestria. I had no idea where it was, or who the people were. When I got there, I realized everyone that lived there was a talking pony.

Sean: *Turns off his car, and gets out* A town full of talking horses, and they're all in different colors.
Pinkie Pie: *Cheerfully bouncing to Sean* Guten tag, ich bin Pinkie Pie!
Sean: Can you speak English please?
Pinkie Pie: Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie.
Sean: Where am I?
Pinkie Pie: You are in Ponyville. *Sees Sean's car* I like your car.
Sean: Wanna drive it?
Pinkie Pie: *Eyes glowing as she smiles*

Song: link

Pinkie Pie: *Starts the car, and revs the engine*
Sean: *Sitting next to Pinkie Pie* Alright, now what you wanna do is-
Pinkie Pie: I've driven a car before silly. *Floors it*
Sean: *Sees smoke coming from the back tires* You're burning rubber.
Pinkie Pie: *Drifts to the left at an intersection*
Sean: Do you drive like this all of the time?
Pinkie Pie: Nah, only when I drive cool cars like this. I make lots of money for it at car shows.

This pink pony surprised me with her driving skills. She could drift, burn rubber, and also do this...

Pinkie Pie: *Spins the car at 180 degrees, and goes backwards*
Sean: *Impressed*
Pinkie Pie: Watch this. *Drives onto a field of grass, spins the car at 180 degrees again, and drives forward toward two trees*
Sean: Don't crash this.
Pinkie Pie: *Drifting a figure 8 around the two trees. Not a single scratch gets put on the car*

Stop the song

Pinkie Pie: *Stops at Sugarcube corner* I can tell you're new here. We never had hedgehogs in this town before.
Sean: Well you said this town was called Ponyville, so I'm not surprised.
Pinkie Pie: I'll be right back. *Walks into Sugarcube Corner*
Sean: I wonder what she's getting. *Gets out of his car, and stands next to it*
Pinkie Pie: *Has a wagon, and hits a red buttton on it*

Song: link

Sean: *Watching Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *Starts to dance, and sing* Welcome welcome welcome, a fine welcome to you. Welcome welcome welcome, I say how do you do? Welcome welcome welcome, I say hip hip hooray. Welcome welcome welcome, to Ponyville today. Wait for it.
Sean: *Sees a blast of confetti* Whoa. *Smiles* That was awesome.
Pinkie Pie: Yay!! *Hugs Sean* I'm so glad I made a new friend today. What do you say we have a party?
Sean: That sounds good, and all, but I'm kinda tired. Can the party wait until tomorrow?
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Are you sure?
Sean: Yeah, I'm sure. Plus, I'd like to know more people around here. I'll be back here tomorrow. *Gets in his car* I promise. *Drives away*

I really was tired. I'd find a vacant part of town, sleep in my car, and when that was over, I'd go around to meet more of the residents in Ponyville.

2 B Continued

Warbonnet Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The next day, Jake went back to the train station in Albuquerque. Tareq was waiting.

Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Tareq: Oh no.
Jake: Did you know that the Santa Fe was first created in 1859? We've been around for nearly 100 years.
Tareq: Buddy, I'm gonna ask you to shut up. We have a freight train that needs to head into Chicagoat. We're gonna go as far as La Junta in Coltorado. Once we get there, we'll come back on another freight. Are you ready?
Jake: Sure. *Climbs on board with Tareq*

They quickly started their journey north.

Jake: Do you know why our freight engines are painted...

Warbonnet Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Saten Twist was assigned to teach Jake how to drive passenger trains. He was waiting on the platform, and the Super Chief was due to leave in five minutes.

Saten Twist: *Sitting on a bench, watching a switcher push five diesels onto the Super Chief* There's my power for the train. Now where is that pony with the glasses?
Jake: *Arrives, feeling very happy*
Saten Twist: Alright, you made it.
Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Saten Twist: We met yesterday at the bar. I remember your name.
Jake: Well there's a first.
Saten Twist: Follow me. *Walks to the diesels*
Jake: *Following Saten Twist*...

Rarity

added by zanhar1

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Love and the Like

posted by mariofan14

What is love, really? Is it merely some fool's dream that is only temporarily powerful, or is it the feeling of affection one has for another? Surely, it is or should be the latter, but it can be taken the wrong way. In that matter, that is called lust, meaning an uncontrolled feeling for others that can and will blow away your self-control.

Here's a good example of lust: the affair between Paolo Malatesta and Francesca da Polenta. Paolo was the younger brother of Giovanni, who was to be married to Francesca. This marriage was to be a solidification of peace between their families, probably...

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, joyreactor

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Stop Motion Master Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Inside Black Tuesday's tent, Guy got his camera ready.

Guy: Okay. It's a little dark in here, but it should work.
Black Tuesday: Why?
Guy: It has to be bright enough to show you what I'm about to do. I'd show you some of my other stop motion videos, but I left those all at home. *Grabs a cup, and puts it on a shelf* Now watch what I do. *Takes a picture of the cup, then nudges it to the left, and takes another picture*
Black Tuesday: Is that all there is to it? Moving a cup from one place to another in the shortest distance possible?
Guy: Unless you want two pictures in your video, it's more complicated...

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Butterfly Effect - Episode 3

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Slash - *looks around the murder scene wich is pinkies house*
Ace - I see nothing.
Slash - Well I do see some apples. The died out of strong kick I assume.
Ace - UT the autopsy say-
Slash - Poison. Fox used poison. But second coming was another Killer. Wich is... *looks up on cealing* Haaa... *looks on table and points on apple pie* AppleJack.
Ace - What! How can you be so sure.
Slash - She came In and gave Pinkie the apple pie. Problem is. *cuts pie in half* Half of it is poison. While second part is hallucigen. She probably saw monster or something kicked her almost dead body and ran away tripping...

Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Episode 6: Snow

Special Guest Stars, Jordan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Neon Lights as Nick Ren

Gran Turismo just got 18 inches of snow. Even though all of the roads were plowed, the speed limits were reduced, to avoid accidents.

Julia: *Stops her car next to a speed limit sign*
Tim: *Gets a temporary speed limit sign, and puts it up*

The limit on the road they were currently on was reduced from 35 to 20. Every road in Gran Turismo had it's speed limit decreased by 15.

Tim: There we go. *Gets back into the car, sitting next to Julia*
Julia: *Drives the car*
Tim: *Picks up the receiver on the radio*...

Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles in the snow*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* What you're asking for can't be accomplished. We don't have the right vehicles to stop those guys.

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Captain Jefferson: *Outside with a State Trooper pony* How soon will they arrive?
State Trooper Pony: As soon as we get enough money from our charity.
Captain Jefferson: That could take forever.
State Trooper Pony: Well you're gonna have to be patient!

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Mare: *Trapped in a car laying on it's side in snow* Help! I can't open my door!
Tim: Just sit tight! We'll get you out!...

Gran Turismo Episode 5 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Next day at breifing, Captain Jefferson had a message.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it. He got away from us one time, we're not gonna let it happen again. That's all I got, any questions?
Tim: May I say something Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Go ahead, but make it quick.
Tim: *Goes to the front of the room* Now tomorrow, I'm making plans to extend my model railroad layout. Anypony interested in helping me out, go ahead, and say so.

Three ponies, along with Toby raised their hooves.

Tim: Okay....

Awesome pony pics

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On The Block Episode 26 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In part 2 of this episode Tom, Saten Twist, Master Sword, and Sean were playing Grand Theft Auto 5. They were having a race. The race was at the airport. The ramps went from the runway, over the airport, and ended midair above a highway. Then you get on more ramps that turn back to the airport, and after getting off the last one, you have to land in the same spot that you started the race to win.

Sean killed everyone once except for Master Sword, and was winning the race.

Sean: *Lands on the highway, and start going up more ramps* Good thing there's only one lap to this race.
Master Sword: *Angry*...

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Wise sayings

posted by mariofan14

I have given out some wise sayings to you people in the past. Hopefully they helped you all become more of a "human" person, not a "scumbag" person.

And so, for no specific reason whatsoever, I'll give you all some wise sayings to help you out some more, as well as myself. Just to let you know, some of these are based on proverbs from the biblical Book of Proverbs.

Here is what I would like to say:

Bad people you hang out with are a trap, waiting to capture you at any given moment.

Treasure what you may be given from people, be it object or affection. Neither lasts as long as you would think it...

On The Block Episode 23 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Our last part of this episode, and we have two things for you. First up, Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: For August 2015, it's Nickfurious94, a new guy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: With that out of the way, it's time for the bloopers we created while filming this episode.

Blooper song: link

Tom: Hello everypony, and- *Waits for Master Sword to cough*
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Do it again.

Take 2

Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it...

Grand Theft Ponies Part 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jim, Case Cracker, and Gordon were about to make their attack on the Rock Island Bikers, but first they needed to do something at an abandoned warehouse.

Jim: *Driving the van*
Gordon: Hey. When you said abandoned warehouse, what did you mean by that?
Jim: It's a place only I know about. Since you two are going to see it, you can't tell anypony else. Got it?
Gordon: Got it.
Case Cracker: Got it. Whats at this abandoned warehouse anyways?
Jim: A lot of guns, and ammunition. You put those RIB uniforms on now. We want to fool them.
Case Cracker: Alright. *puts on uniform*
Gordon: *puts on uniform*...

Awesome Pony Pictures

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Saten Twist Adventure, season two episode one: Part 2,

posted by Canada24

Rarity decided to go over to Saten's house, it's clear they would have a common interest, and as much as they don't always like each other, they should probably work together.

Inside Saten's house, probably trying to forget about what Rarity informed him, he was using a glass bong full of Marijuna while the begining lyrics of Black Greace by The Black Angels was playing in the background.
(such a awesome song).

"God. This weed sucks. I'm gonna have ta talk to Master Sword about where he found it" Saten cried, disappointed in how non effective the drug is.

Suddenly there was a knock on his door....

Papillon Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Papillon went to see Andrew. They were both laying down in their beds next to each other.

Andrew: Did you ask Louie about the escape?
Papillon: Yeah, he said he'd be joining us.
Andrew: That's great. When do we go?
Papillon: Tonight.
Andre: *Arrives* Did I hear you two are planning to escape?
Papillon: Yeah.
Andre: May I join you?
Papillon: The more the merrier.
Andrew: Yeah, you're in.
Andre: Great. I know the perfect time to escape, tomorrow night.
Papillon: Why not tonight?
Andre: A band is coming here tomorrow night. One of the guards told me about it.
Papillon: Good idea.
Andrew: And that way,...

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Runaway Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the San Franciscolt Federal Credit Union, where Pierce's wife works.

Pierce: They told me to let you know about these bank robbers coming here on a train from LA.
Nikki: Are you sure about it?
Pierce: Yes, I'm sure. It's on the news, the LAPD told us, and I got to wait at the train station with a bunch of other ponies.
Nikki: Do they know which station to go to?
Pierce: What are you talking about?
Nikki: Will the train be going to the station here, or in Oatland?
Pierce: I don't know.
Nikki: Is there anything you do know about the train?
Pierce: It's from Amtrak. We saw some of the news footage,...