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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - So how should we go for it?
Jimmy - BlackNET was full of rats... But never ever someone sold whole site.
Lenny - That is true...
Damien - Whoever is it I gonna smoke his flank.
Jake - Chill... Alright... Guys... It's not about BlackNET... I don't care what happened to those guys, what worries me is that someone is mainly having us under objective.
Joel - How do you think. Who is it.
Damien - Obviously somepony who knows us for long.
??? - Daddy! *runs up to Joel*
Joel - Whoa hey there buddy...
Snowdive - I knew it... I just...
Joel - Calm down.
Jimmy - Nice waify lad.
Snowdive - Not for long.
Joel - Chill I will tell you I had problems and-
Snowdive - I don't care I married and have a child with top wanted criminal I'm leaving!
Jake - *stops her in mask* Where you think you're going. Police is after us and you. Either the rat will get you or police.
Snowdive - A-and..
Jake - Listien you gonna stay here for about month that's why I called you here. Now to your room *reloads shotgun* now.
??? - Mommy I'm scared..
Snowdive - O...OK... *goes to room with children*

Jake - So Lads... I have a plan... Well not me but Jimmy here.



Jimmy - So rat is somewhere in BlackNET whom you worked. All we have to do is get your crime data, your fans provide that. We get the last anonymous caller and trace the fucker down. Easy right? All we have to do is find Clues in Police Evidence and I can provide it.


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3 days later
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Driver - *pulls over under safehouse and throws case under the doors*
Jake - *takes the case and goes to basement* Evidence is here.
Jimmy - Alright... *reads* Mhm... Oi... Alright... Can't get name and serial but I got place of his hiding. Russia - St. Petersburg. Some old bunker or something hell know.
Jake - Let's get the rat.



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St. Petersburg
19:30
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Damien - It's freezing cold here...
Joel - It's Russia. What you expect.
Jimmy - Alright... Hotel Snowstorm. American name much.
Lenny - Who cares... You have info about it?
Jimmy - Lots of cocaine and alcochole. Anything more?
Lenny - Not needed. *enters Hotel*

Mare - Hello how can I help you?
Joel - Second *wears mask*
Damien - *wears mask*
Jimmy - *wears melted mask*
Lenny - *wears mask*
Joel - Yep... You can help us by coming outside the counter *puts silencer on pistol*
Mare - *comes to them*
Lenny - *grabs her mane* Listien here lady, someone is in hiding here right?
Mare - I don't know what you mean.
Lenny - Don't act dumb *looks deep in her eyes* You know who I am. *puts knife to her throat* I won't hesitate.
Mare - Underground vault! Don't hurt me!
Lenny - Open the doors!
Mare - *puts keycard in*
Lenny - *walks down*
Joel - Pretty hard vault.
Jimmy - Meh. *puts drill to lock*
Damien - Who is this fucker...


*vault doors open*

Dimitri - *in heavy armor* It's Dimitriii!!!! *punches Damien in the jaw*
Jimmy - Glass on his head motherfucker!
Joel - *shoots the glass*
Lenny - *stabs him in the eye*
Dimitri - *falls on ground* Cyka.
Jake - Tie him up and get him to Russian safehouse.
Dimitri - *holds his jaw* Fucker! *stomps on Dimitri*






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ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? You just decided to skip our dinner without telling me? Are you aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for you at a table with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want you to make friends with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! You still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if you want to give me a second chance or not. Starlight had to choose between you and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...
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TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "WHAT DID YOU DO DISCORD"?

DISCORD- "LIGHTEN UP PONIES I ONLY MADE FRIENDS OF PONIES LIKE YOU" !

PINKIE PIE- "HEY TWILIGHT THOSE PONIES GIVE ME THE CREEPS I'M NOT SURE IF THEY LOOK LIKE THE MANE SIX" ?

RARITY- "THEY SURELY DO LOOK RATHER HIDIOUS".

RAINBOW DASH- "YEAH I THINK THEY COULDN'T OUT FLY AN AWESOME PONY PEGASUS LIKE ME"!

DISCORD- "AMUSING ISN'T IT I THOUGHT YOU PONIES WANTED SOME FUN "!

FLUTTERSHY-"REMEMBER DISCORD REFORMED EVEN IF HIS MANE SIX ARE DARK THEY NEED ALL THE LOVE INSIDE THEIR BROKEN HEARTS"!
APPLEJACK- "YA RIGHT FLUTTERSHY I SEEM TO REMEMBER WHEN YOU WENT...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked by those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but hey I won't give you any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so you can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are you helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel you will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - Show yourself and stop using radio you are pissing me...
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Spike: [snoring]
Twilight: Let's go through this one more time.
Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
Twilight: Yes, but why?
Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' more to it than that.
Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be more to it. It's all simply divine!
Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And Rainbow Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.
Spike: [snoring]...
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#5: DAN: (anti hero).
Not much to say about him.

#4: JAPPLEACK: (anti hero).
Pony Mov Applejack has her own temblr page.
The Begining uses the commen levels of dark humor.
But it becomes much more serious after Appleblooms death Shed.Mov.
And AppleJack, when she winds up in prime ponyville.
She changes to being less and less villainous. And actually becomes a hero.

#3: TROLLESTIA: (villain)
I never read it actually. But I keep hearing about it, so I'm adding it..

#2: PINKAMENA: (villain)
The temblr page titled "question Pinkamena" tells the day to day activitys of Cupcake's Pinkamena.
Obviously, the...
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hey everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: You know what? We need a new intro. The one we have is too boring.
Master Sword: But we're not allowed to change it after we finish three seasons.
Tom: Then to hell with this show. I'm going to quit.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You were supposed to make them laugh you idiot!
Tom: You're calling me an idiot?...
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