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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - So how should we go for it?
Jimmy - BlackNET was full of rats... But never ever someone sold whole site.
Lenny - That is true...
Damien - Whoever is it I gonna smoke his flank.
Jake - Chill... Alright... Guys... It's not about BlackNET... I don't care what happened to those guys, what worries me is that someone is mainly having us under objective.
Joel - How do you think. Who is it.
Damien - Obviously somepony who knows us for long.
??? - Daddy! *runs up to Joel*
Joel - Whoa hey there buddy...
Snowdive - I knew it... I just...
Joel - Calm down.
Jimmy - Nice waify lad.
Snowdive - Not for long.
Joel - Chill I will tell you I had problems and-
Snowdive - I don't care I married and have a child with top wanted criminal I'm leaving!
Jake - *stops her in mask* Where you think you're going. Police is after us and you. Either the rat will get you or police.
Snowdive - A-and..
Jake - Listien you gonna stay here for about month that's why I called you here. Now to your room *reloads shotgun* now.
??? - Mommy I'm scared..
Snowdive - O...OK... *goes to room with children*

Jake - So Lads... I have a plan... Well not me but Jimmy here.



Jimmy - So rat is somewhere in BlackNET whom you worked. All we have to do is get your crime data, your fans provide that. We get the last anonymous caller and trace the fucker down. Easy right? All we have to do is find Clues in Police Evidence and I can provide it.


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3 days later
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Driver - *pulls over under safehouse and throws case under the doors*
Jake - *takes the case and goes to basement* Evidence is here.
Jimmy - Alright... *reads* Mhm... Oi... Alright... Can't get name and serial but I got place of his hiding. Russia - St. Petersburg. Some old bunker or something hell know.
Jake - Let's get the rat.



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St. Petersburg
19:30
-

Damien - It's freezing cold here...
Joel - It's Russia. What you expect.
Jimmy - Alright... Hotel Snowstorm. American name much.
Lenny - Who cares... You have info about it?
Jimmy - Lots of cocaine and alcochole. Anything more?
Lenny - Not needed. *enters Hotel*

Mare - Hello how can I help you?
Joel - Second *wears mask*
Damien - *wears mask*
Jimmy - *wears melted mask*
Lenny - *wears mask*
Joel - Yep... You can help us by coming outside the counter *puts silencer on pistol*
Mare - *comes to them*
Lenny - *grabs her mane* Listien here lady, someone is in hiding here right?
Mare - I don't know what you mean.
Lenny - Don't act dumb *looks deep in her eyes* You know who I am. *puts knife to her throat* I won't hesitate.
Mare - Underground vault! Don't hurt me!
Lenny - Open the doors!
Mare - *puts keycard in*
Lenny - *walks down*
Joel - Pretty hard vault.
Jimmy - Meh. *puts drill to lock*
Damien - Who is this fucker...


*vault doors open*

Dimitri - *in heavy armor* It's Dimitriii!!!! *punches Damien in the jaw*
Jimmy - Glass on his head motherfucker!
Joel - *shoots the glass*
Lenny - *stabs him in the eye*
Dimitri - *falls on ground* Cyka.
Jake - Tie him up and get him to Russian safehouse.
Dimitri - *holds his jaw* Fucker! *stomps on Dimitri*






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Sunny
Sunny
13 hours after the pimp was killed, Harry got to his apartment. A yellow alicorn was there waiting.

Yellow Alicorn: Hello.
Harry: Hello. What's your name?
Yellow Alicorn: Sunny. You're that cop that lives upstairs, right?
Harry: Yeah.
Yellow Alicorn: It's funny, I've only lived here for six months, and I've never seen you here before.
Harry: *Smiles* That is funny I suppose.
Yellow Alicorn: Just one question. What does it take to go to bed with you?
Harry: Umm.... Try knocking on the door? *Walks to apartment room*

Shortly after arriving to his room, a knock could be heard from the door.

Harry:...
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posted by AngelicWaffle
DeadSkies: Sugar Apple! Hellooo?

*DeadSkies made her way into the cottage where she lived, it was a quiet life and she was thankful for that. The only two ponies of substantial importance was her best friend, RedHeart: a sweet young mare, whose special talent is healing sick ponies; and Sugar Apple; a blonde cute orphan filly.*

DeadSkies: Sugar? You here?

Sugar Apple: Coming Miss. Skies!

*DeadSkies started to trot into the living room, RedHeart was at work so it was just her and Sugar Apple. Suddenly, the little filly burst in wearing fake neck bolts, bandages and an eye patch.*

Sugar Apple: Roar!...
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posted by applejackrocks
The next morning In Canterlot at the hotel......

AJ: *wakes up* *yawn* good morning AJ!!
Pinkie: *wakes up* AHHHHHH!!!!
AJ: Whats wrong?
Pinkie: AJ!!
AJ: Yea?
Pinkie: *giggles* nothing....
AJ: please! tell me!
Pinkie: I just had the funniest dream
AJ: what happened?
Pinkie: you promise not to tell?
AJ: Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!!!
Pinkie: okay then...I dreamed that Applebloom was the element of kindness, that Sweetie bell was the element of genorasity, Scoot was the element of loyalty, and Princess Luna represented the element of magic. Hehe pretty funny eh?

AJ: No.....it aint...
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posted by StarWarsFan7
Friendship is Magic, Part 1
Friendship is Magic, Part 2
The Ticket Master
Applebuck Season
Griffon the Brush Off
Boast Busters
Dragonshy
Look Before You Sleep
Bridle Gossip
Swarm of the Century
Winter Wrap Up
Call of the Cutie
Fall Weather Friends
Suited for Success
Feeling Pinkie Keen
Sonic Rainboom
Stare Master
The Show Stoppers
A Dog and Pony Show
Green Isn't Your Color
Over a Barrel
A Bird in the Hoof
The Cutie Mark Chronicles
Owl's Well That Ends Well
Party of One
The Best Night Ever