God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the second i publish it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.
*once upon a time in Ponyville*
It was a lovely nice beautiful day in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a random gay thought suddenly popped up in her pink head.
"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of friends is gay", Pinkie said out loud. "I hope it's Rarity, because Rarity's cute!" And with that she went to the marshmallow's 10-story house.
Rarity was eating raw onions (the ones with layers, the real kind™) until suddenly,,,
"RARITY!!!11! I RLY LIEK UR H0RN!!!34!52!!!"
Pinkie π bust through Rarity's house and made a huuuuuge hole on the wall.
link Rarity said when she saw her house get rekt by the pink horse.
"PINKIE U PIG GO DIE!!!!"
"OMG!!11!!" Pinkie yelled. "HOW CAN U TELL ME THAT, THAT'S SO MEAN!!!"
*sad violin music*
*Pinkie cries*
*Pinkie sobs*
"U JUST CALLED ME A PIG!!!295!1!"
Pinkie's wet blue watery tears were all the way up to Rarity's long giraffe neck so she said: "OK I;M SORRY JUST ST0P CRYING oMG!!!!"
Pinkie stopped crying and suddenly all the tears disappeared because that's how cartoons work.
"Rarity go out with me!!!"
"Y?"
"Because I just realized I'm gay 4 u and i want to be more than friendship with u!"
"............"
"PLEAASEEEE!!"
"BUT Pinky I'm straight-"
"LOOOOL no ur not no one's straight in dis show"
"Wat? This wat?"
"This show! Did i tell u i can break the 4th wall 2????//??"
"I'm confuzed what r we talking about??!!!"
"Rarity I 'like like' u & it's real pls be my girlfriend / marefriend / fillyfriend!" ((however tf u say it in this stupid show i give up))
"But why ME out of everypony??? Y not Fluttershy, Dash, AJ, or even Twinerd?????"
"Lol idk"
"And y shud i listen to u?!"
Pinkie: 🙏 🙇 🙏 🙇
"hOW DID U DO THAT????" Rarity asked in shocked shock as Pinkie begun speaking in the art of emojis.
Pinkie: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"eEEEEEEEK OMG!!!" Rarity squealed and THEN..
"Pinkie I might actually consider going out with u becuz of that but nah becuz u also make some of the ugliest faces sumtimes and I don't like ugly faces becuz I might catch the uglee."
"O pleeese! When have I EVER made an uglee face??/??/?"
"THIS! THIS horrendous face rite here!!"
"HEEEY that"s rude! R u calling our previous generations ugly?! R u calling our past reincarnations ugly?!?!"
"oK oK bad example den how about THIS:"
"And THIS 2:"
Pinky said: "O so u think this iz a muthrfcking gaem HUH???" WELL in link rite here it looks liek u bust a n-"
link
"OMG we're getting off track again becuz this stupid author can't even write a crackfic rite!!!"
Rarity begun to think her pink 'friend' needed psychologist help because she cray but for now: "Ok u kno wat I just had a flashback within a flashback within a flashback and realized that our colors are v good 4 shipping purposes and that I am NOT in fact straight so yes I will go out with u Pinkie."
"YAAAAAAAAAY!! I'm so glad u realized ur closet feelings & that u won't be chasing after the (VERY few) male horses anymore, especially dat one other white unicorn with the tiny d-"
"PINKIE!!11!!"
"UHH.. I meant HORN! DUH!!"
Rarity rolled her eyes so hard she saw her brain, and then said: "So from now I declare everyhorse to call us RariPie!"
"N0,, Pinkity!! The bronies will like it better & it's moar danker!!!!"
"Whatevr idc ok!"
"Hay so now that we're 2gether 5ever u wanna see Twinerd's strange squid collection??!11??"
"zOMG yea!"
Pinkie showed her: link
And SOMEHOW Rarity managed to see that.
"ROFLMFAO LOLOLOL" Rarity snorted.
They both laughed so hard till they threw up and their bellies hurt.
And with that Pinkie x Rarity became a thing and everypony in the town knew and everyone supported it without ANY shipping wars from the bronies and they all lived ok until the whole town mysteriously exploded 3 days later but that's another story 4 later.
THE END
*once upon a time in Ponyville*
It was a lovely nice beautiful day in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a random gay thought suddenly popped up in her pink head.
"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of friends is gay", Pinkie said out loud. "I hope it's Rarity, because Rarity's cute!" And with that she went to the marshmallow's 10-story house.
Rarity was eating raw onions (the ones with layers, the real kind™) until suddenly,,,
"RARITY!!!11! I RLY LIEK UR H0RN!!!34!52!!!"
Pinkie π bust through Rarity's house and made a huuuuuge hole on the wall.
link Rarity said when she saw her house get rekt by the pink horse.
"PINKIE U PIG GO DIE!!!!"
"OMG!!11!!" Pinkie yelled. "HOW CAN U TELL ME THAT, THAT'S SO MEAN!!!"
*sad violin music*
*Pinkie cries*
*Pinkie sobs*
"U JUST CALLED ME A PIG!!!295!1!"
Pinkie's wet blue watery tears were all the way up to Rarity's long giraffe neck so she said: "OK I;M SORRY JUST ST0P CRYING oMG!!!!"
Pinkie stopped crying and suddenly all the tears disappeared because that's how cartoons work.
"Rarity go out with me!!!"
"Y?"
"Because I just realized I'm gay 4 u and i want to be more than friendship with u!"
"............"
"PLEAASEEEE!!"
"BUT Pinky I'm straight-"
"LOOOOL no ur not no one's straight in dis show"
"Wat? This wat?"
"This show! Did i tell u i can break the 4th wall 2????//??"
"I'm confuzed what r we talking about??!!!"
"Rarity I 'like like' u & it's real pls be my girlfriend / marefriend / fillyfriend!" ((however tf u say it in this stupid show i give up))
"But why ME out of everypony??? Y not Fluttershy, Dash, AJ, or even Twinerd?????"
"Lol idk"
"And y shud i listen to u?!"
Pinkie: 🙏 🙇 🙏 🙇
"hOW DID U DO THAT????" Rarity asked in shocked shock as Pinkie begun speaking in the art of emojis.
Pinkie: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"eEEEEEEEK OMG!!!" Rarity squealed and THEN..
"Pinkie I might actually consider going out with u becuz of that but nah becuz u also make some of the ugliest faces sumtimes and I don't like ugly faces becuz I might catch the uglee."
"O pleeese! When have I EVER made an uglee face??/??/?"
"THIS! THIS horrendous face rite here!!"
"HEEEY that"s rude! R u calling our previous generations ugly?! R u calling our past reincarnations ugly?!?!"
"oK oK bad example den how about THIS:"
"And THIS 2:"
Pinky said: "O so u think this iz a muthrfcking gaem HUH???" WELL in link rite here it looks liek u bust a n-"
link
"OMG we're getting off track again becuz this stupid author can't even write a crackfic rite!!!"
Rarity begun to think her pink 'friend' needed psychologist help because she cray but for now: "Ok u kno wat I just had a flashback within a flashback within a flashback and realized that our colors are v good 4 shipping purposes and that I am NOT in fact straight so yes I will go out with u Pinkie."
"YAAAAAAAAAY!! I'm so glad u realized ur closet feelings & that u won't be chasing after the (VERY few) male horses anymore, especially dat one other white unicorn with the tiny d-"
"PINKIE!!11!!"
"UHH.. I meant HORN! DUH!!"
Rarity rolled her eyes so hard she saw her brain, and then said: "So from now I declare everyhorse to call us RariPie!"
"N0,, Pinkity!! The bronies will like it better & it's moar danker!!!!"
"Whatevr idc ok!"
"Hay so now that we're 2gether 5ever u wanna see Twinerd's strange squid collection??!11??"
"zOMG yea!"
Pinkie showed her: link
And SOMEHOW Rarity managed to see that.
"ROFLMFAO LOLOLOL" Rarity snorted.
They both laughed so hard till they threw up and their bellies hurt.
And with that Pinkie x Rarity became a thing and everypony in the town knew and everyone supported it without ANY shipping wars from the bronies and they all lived ok until the whole town mysteriously exploded 3 days later but that's another story 4 later.
THE END
I am RainbowWing, this is the story of when The Cutiemark Trio got their cutiemarks. I will start with HoneyDoodle's.
" Yo! Brother! RainbowWing!" the energetic pegasus called. Me and her shy twin trotted to her.
"What do you want now?" I hollered. "Yeah," LightningTrail uttered quietly. "I now how to get our cutiemarks!" she smiled her green eyes sparkled with mischief. " Have a party!" she exclaimed,
" We are only fillies, what pony would want to go to that party?" I asked,
" Hey, i'm no filly, I'm a colt," LightningTrail pointed out. I sighed.
I love parties so we threw one in the Cutiemark Crusader's old tree house. The next day only twelve ponies showed but boy did she show them a good time!
After the party a heart with a lightning bolt in it appeared on her flank. We had no idea what it meant except it had some thing to do with parties.
" Yo! Brother! RainbowWing!" the energetic pegasus called. Me and her shy twin trotted to her.
"What do you want now?" I hollered. "Yeah," LightningTrail uttered quietly. "I now how to get our cutiemarks!" she smiled her green eyes sparkled with mischief. " Have a party!" she exclaimed,
" We are only fillies, what pony would want to go to that party?" I asked,
" Hey, i'm no filly, I'm a colt," LightningTrail pointed out. I sighed.
I love parties so we threw one in the Cutiemark Crusader's old tree house. The next day only twelve ponies showed but boy did she show them a good time!
After the party a heart with a lightning bolt in it appeared on her flank. We had no idea what it meant except it had some thing to do with parties.
Moon Dust
I have decided to give you all Moon Dust's back story so enjoy and comment!
Moon Dust was born on Hearths Warming Eve. Her father was a pegasus named Tree Whisper. Nopony knew who her mother was. Moon Dust was delivered onto her father's house the night she was born by Princess Luna.
Luna said she found Moon Dust in the snow by the castle with a note telling the princesses he was her father. Luna said she sensed great power from this filly. Tree Whisper asked her to name the filly because naming the filly was not his job.
Moon Dust was named Moon Snowy Dust Moon Dust for short. Tree Whisper raised Moon Dust until another filly with a rainbow mane was delivered to his house with a name and note saying she was named Rainbow Wing. By then Moon Dust was 2.
When Moon Dust was 10 she was accepted to Celestia's School for gifted Unicorns and when she turned 12 she was made Luna's apprentice.
So that is most of Moon Dust's back story
Luna
Harry, and Joe drive to the crime scene
This is the .44 magnum. It's the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and it could blow your head clean off. Do you feel lucky?
Not sure why I'm saying this too you.
But it's amazing how far MLP got me within 3 years.
And it was ALL because of my friend Rhys Davis Thompson. Due to having been posting all those memes of it on facebook.
When I started asking what it was.
He even encourged me to check it out for myself. Witch I eventually did.
I had mixed feelings about, as I'm sure 'everyone' did at first.
But.. I hung in there. Having a crush on Twilight back then (even though it only lasted the first season), was probably one of the 'main' reasons.
Either way.
Who know. That he'll I'll be. Writing for it, reading for it, and well.. Just being here.
In my own way, I even got other people into it.
But I STILL don't like when people say 'anypony' haha. NOTHING changes that. There's no point. Never was.
But it's amazing how far MLP got me within 3 years.
And it was ALL because of my friend Rhys Davis Thompson. Due to having been posting all those memes of it on facebook.
When I started asking what it was.
He even encourged me to check it out for myself. Witch I eventually did.
I had mixed feelings about, as I'm sure 'everyone' did at first.
But.. I hung in there. Having a crush on Twilight back then (even though it only lasted the first season), was probably one of the 'main' reasons.
Either way.
Who know. That he'll I'll be. Writing for it, reading for it, and well.. Just being here.
In my own way, I even got other people into it.
But I STILL don't like when people say 'anypony' haha. NOTHING changes that. There's no point. Never was.
