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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Vito and Jerry were close to crossing the Golden Neigh Bridge.

Jerry: Not long now.
Vito: Just a few more seconds, and you'll actually complete a job without screwing it up.

Five Pegasi with AK47's flew above the convoy, and started shooting at the convoy. They killed both bikers, but those were the only fatalities so far.

Vito: Come on! *Gets out of his car*
Jerry: Hey, in case you didn't notice, I didn't do anything!
Vito: Now that's the problem! Kill them!
Jerry: *Spots two Ford LTD's coming towards them* More behind us! I got them! *Shooting at the MS-13 ponies*
Vito: Who are these guys?!
Jerry: MS-13! They're Mexicans!
Vito: *Shooting the Pegasi with his M16* The road's clear, go without us!
Driver: Okay! *Drives the Station Wagon*
Vito: Come on, we need to get across the bridge before more of them show up! *Gets into his car with Jerry. He follows the Station Wagon*
Jerry: *Sweating*
Vito: *Looking at the road as he crosses the bridge*
Jerry: *Nervous* Vito?
Vito: Listen, I'm not mad at you. You did well.
Jerry: It's not that Vito.
Vito: What's wrong?
Jerry: I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! *Crying as he rests his head on the dashboard* Do you realize how frequently I have to put up with these attacks?! Every single hour of every single day! We're not going to last out here very long! *Sits up* Who the hell am I kidding? You probably don't care about how I feel.
Vito: As a matter of fact, I do. I'm getting pretty tired of this way of life. Here's what we're going to do. I'm going to try and find us a place to live, with decent paying jobs.
Jerry: Why you?
Vito: Because I'm new here. They won't bother me with any assignments for a while. Got the same kind of treatment when I got transferred from Filly to Chicagoat. Now I want to try, and go somewhere north. Preferably Sacramento, or maybe Napa.
Jerry: Why Napa?
Vito: That's where wine is produced. Wine is expensive. We could probably make the same amount of money we do now, without any of the danger. It should take us a couple of weeks, so hopefully we'll get everything set up by New Years Day.
Jerry: Vito?
Vito: Yes?
Jerry: Thank you for helping me.
Vito: Since we're not dealing with guns anymore, hopefully you won't kill anymore of our cousins.

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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hey everypony. Great to see you again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never said we weren't going to do...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!



Fillydelphia, 1992

Case Cracker is driving out of Fillydelphia with his marefriend, Sprocket.

Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on!
Case Cracker: I've been working for this pony named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead!
Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us?
Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my guns from the glove compartment.
Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta...
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