Naruto :Hi.

Hinata :H-hi.

Naruto : I'm Naruto Uzimaki.

Hinata :I-I'm H-Hinata Hyuga.

Naruto :Nice to meet yo-

Neji : Get away from Hinata.

Naruto : But-

Neji : I'm warning you kid!

Hinata : Neji-Oniisan leave him alone!

Neji : But-

Hinata:Cause of you I have no friends!

Neji : No it's your "Friends" fault for talking to you.

Hinata : Leave!

Neji : But.

Hinata : Daddy!

Neji : Alright I'll leave!

*Neji left*

Naruto : Who the hell was that?

Hinata : That was my cousin.

Naruto : He's a creep.

Hinata : Yeah....

*On the other side of the pre school grounds.

Kakashi : Hey little girl.

Ten-Ten : Who?Me?

Kakashi : Yeah you.See that boy over there with the chick hair?

Ten-Ten : Yes.

Kakashi : go over to him and play.

Ten-Ten : Why?

Kakashi : I'll give you ramen.

Ten-Ten : No.

Kakashi : Crap!Ummm......

*Kakashi digs through his pockets and pulls out a shiriken*

Kakashi : I'll give you this.

Ten-Ten : Oooohhh...I'll do it!

*Ten-Ten walks over to Neji*

Ten-Ten : Hi.

Neji : Hi.Your cute.

Ten-Ten : Uhhh.....

Neji : To much info?

Ten-Ten : Yeah.

*Gaara walks by*

Gaara : Awkward~.

Ten-Ten : Didn't you leave?!

Gaara : Uhhh......

*Gaara ran away*

Ten-Ten : Creep.

Neji : Him or me?

Ten-Ten : Both.

*Gai Ran Kakashi out of the bushes*

Kakashi : Help he's being gay on me!

Gai : Am not!

Kakashi : Ambu help!

*3 Ambu agents rushed to help Kakashi 2 took Gai away.*

Ambu Person : Kakashi what are you doing here you don't have any kids.....Your too young to have kids.

Kakashi : Well there teacher was sick so I took over.

Gai : No!He's playing match maker with my students!!

Kakashi : I did nothing of the sort!

Gai : Then why are you here?!

Kakashi : The teacher is sick so I'm looking after them....Now if you'll exquese me I'll be watching the kiddies from the bushes.

Ambu guy : Have a good day Kakashi.

Kakashi : Yeah yeah.

*Kakashi jumped into the bushes*

Kakashi : You girl with the 4 poney tails.

Temari : Yeah?

KLakashi : I'll give you this shriken if you go over to that boy with the pineapple hair.

Temari : No.

Kakashi : Crap...Ummmm....I'll buy you ramen.

Temari : No.

Kakashi : Shit.....Ummm I'll give you $50.00.

Temari : Deal.

*Kakashi gave Temari $50.00.Temari went over to Shikamaru*

Temari : Hi.

Shikamaru : *Snore*

Temari : Wake up jack ass!!!!

Shikamaru : Hu?What?

Temari : What's your name?

Shikamaru : My name is Shikamaru Nara.

Temari : I'm Temari.

Shikamaru : Whatever.

*Gaara's head came out of the bushes*

Gaara : I know were you live Shikamaru.

Shikamaru : Holy shit!

Kakashi : Isn't it cute when kids swear?

Shizune : Not really.

Kakashi : Really?

Shizune : Yeah.

Kakashi : Shizune?

Shizune : Yeah?

Kakashi : You wanna go out some time?

Shizune : No.

*Shizune walked away.*

*Itachi walked on to the pre school grounds*

Itachi : Oh Sasuke where are you~?.....There you are!

Sasuke : Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

*Itachi picks up Sasuke*

Itachi : Come on time for our family picnic.

Sasuke : You killed our family you B*******!

Itachi :Don't you swear at me girl.

Sasuke : I'm a boy.

Itachi : Oh that's right....Hey Kakashi!

Kakashi : Hey Itachi!

Itachi : So little bro wanna bring your friends to the family picnic?

Sasuke : No.

Itachi : Great.

*Itachi picked up all the kids in the pre school*

Itachi : Let's go~.