Penguins of Madagascar Article: Give me a tight hug chp1: Silvia the boa

Give me a tight hug chp1: Silvia the boa

posted by andresandru

The penguins were spying savio, who was in the zoo since some days, he said he wasnt evil, but Skipper's paranoia thought a different thing, that day he had passed all his time sleeping, because the last night he spent it trying to make his habitat nice for the new snake that was coming from California, she had passed a lot of kilometers and was on a box so he decided to make a confortable place for her.

Savio made the place look beautiful, it was shiny, clean and he also changed his bed to give it to her, he had passed some time in the wild so he could sleep in branches, he was sleeping when he heard the door open

"Alice, are you sure we need another boa?" he heard the asistant ask

"yes, we need them to-" she got cut by the voice of the asistant

"yes, yes, I know..."

When the snake was reaveled Savio looked at her, it was a beautifull boa, the skin was green with some lines between, like this |||||||, those were black, she had a flower hanging in her head, a rose to be excact, he face was identical to Savio's, her body was almost like Savio's, but she had girly eyebrows, like Mandy, Marlene and Arlene.

The snake shook her face and hen gave a glance to all the habitat, like looking for something, she passed 3 times over Savio but she didn't pay atention to him, but what she said then surprised Savio

"I thought there was a snake here?"

"ahemm?" Savio said trying to make her pay atention to him

"yes?"

"I am a snake"

"no, you are an assasain, I'm looking for a snake!" those words made Savio anger a lot, he had a bad reputation in the zoo, but this was too annoying, assasain?! really?!

"excuse me madam, but I am no assasain, my days of eating without permision are over!"

"I don't believe you"

"me neither!" Savio heard a voice of a small animal: Skipper, the pengins crew and the otter crew were looking at them (otter crew: Mandy, Marlene and Arlene)

"*sight* I say the truth!" Savio shouted

"skipper I believe he says the truth" Marlene said at the penguin that was just next to him

"come one Marlene? what's the posibility that what he says is true?"

"actually the probabilities that Savio says the truth are, about... 80%!" Kowalski calculated

"that means that Savio is saying the truth Skippa'!" said inocently Private

"aha!" Rico afirmed

"I still don't believe this..."

"the paranoia atacks again!" Mandy and Arlene pointed sarcasticly at the same time

"I AM SAYING THE TRUTH, WHY YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME!" Savio shouted, pissed

"don't scream I am next to you!" the boa shouted

"what is your name?"

"why shoud you know?"

"because, I don't know, because we share habitat?"

"ok, my name is Silvia, Silvia te boa"

"nice to meet you"

"at leat you say meet to her!" Skipper shouted

"I SAID I AM NO LONGER EVIL!"

"bad to meet you, where is my bed!"

"there, princes!"

Silvia tried to go away, the same Savio, but when they slipped, they stopped moving, and then they got sent backwards to each other, they looked down, theyr bodies were tied together

"get away from me creep!" Silvia shouted

"you get away from me!"

Meanwhile the penguins watched all, Skipper reacted inmeadeatly

"Kowalski!"

"well, it's, the courtship ritual"

"so, you like me! ewwww!" Silvia shouted

"actually the female is the one who atrackt te male to her body for three days"

"so I'll have to pass three days with this girl next to me!" Savio shouted

"actually it can be more, until you two kiss you will be tied!" Skipper shouted

"way to go girl!" Savio said

"it wasn't my fault!"

"it was!"

"hmm, we better get away..." Arlene said

"Skipper can you... stay a while?" Marlene asked to the comando penguin

"ok?"

Marlene and Skipper stayed a while there seeing the discusion between Silvia and Savio, Marlene always was near the comando, but he never noticed, after a while Skipper said to her

"Marlene I have to make my excercises with my team"

"ah, ok"

then he went away

"why did I told him to stay?..." she thought to herself as she also went away

day 1: Savio woke up and once he opened his eyes he saw Silvia, but she was too near, he jumped and woke Silvia, who did the same thing, after some seconds, Savio and Silvia reacted

"why I have to be with you!" Savio asked

(wait for part 2 to know the rest of day 1!)

SandMCLASSIFIED awww.....cant wait 2 see the second part!!! and...why did marlene ask him to stay?

kowalkielol i can totaly imagine savios accent, and silvias brazilian accent, because all constrictors are from south america. bioligy!

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Marlene&Penguins

added by Jhoman12

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another KowalVate moment

added by Blue_Vanilla

Source: me (the screenshot actually ^^;)

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nori + blowhole wedding

added by fun123fun

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Skilene Skits

posted by peacebaby7

Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the title says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if you wish to read them. Any title with a Roman numeral next to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope you enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making you laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...

Exit (humanized fanfiction about daydream from hearing "Second Chance" by Shinedown)

posted by mostar1219

This is a picture from the music video for "second chance"

Monique was tossing and turning in her bed. Kowalski once again came close to getting the boot because of his trusting her. Oh how she hated being rough under pressure. It came to the point where she couldn't sleep anymore and went to her open window to see the nightly sites.
Something seemed to shine in the night sky. It looked like a star, but it was moving. She didn't hear of any shooting star trackings, but then she remembered that she heard on the news that Halley's Comet was supposed to swing by.
As Monique felt the breeze from sticking her head out the window and watching the comet fly...

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Penguin Bloopers: Skipper and Marlene (from Snowmageddon)

posted by peacebaby7

Snackatarium: Take 1

X: This hiding space is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*

Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?

Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/

Director: *sigh* I told you before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!

Marlene: ...Fine...

Snackatarium: Take 2

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed...

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Penguin Bloopers: Kowalski and Rico (from Private and the Winky Factory)

posted by peacebaby7

By request of link. Hope I haven't lost my touch. ;)

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Kowalski Barf: Take 1

Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! You just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?

Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!

...

Director: Where's-

Kowalski: AAAAAAHH!!! *runs by still looking like a Marsh Meow Meow*

Rico: *chases* MEOOOOWW MEOWWW!!!

Director: I thought I said not to ACTUALLY put candy coating on him!!

Skipper: But Kowalski likes to really get into his role!

Director: *facepalm*

Kowalski Barf: Take 2

Skipper: *slaps...

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Body Swap Part 3 The Chase

posted by sowem

Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are you doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't you be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do you know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...

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POM FUN FACTS!

posted by RTE33

(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)

Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.

Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.

Private Thinks My Little Pony and Lunicorns Are Made By Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made By Mattel.

Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.

Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.

When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.

When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.

Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.

THE END!

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Penguin Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 3rd scene

posted by peacebaby7

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do you see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And you can be my friend! Oh! And you can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...

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Penguin Bloopers: Skilene (from King Julien For A Day)

posted by peacebaby7

Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to lemur habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes you look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...

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Penguin Bloopers: Kowalski (from Mental Hen)

posted by peacebaby7

Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers you can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But by golly you are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins kissing Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have you been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers you can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But by golly you are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...

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Your Penguin Personality

posted by queenpalm

I'm writing this so you can find out wich penguin you are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!

What is your favorite way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes you sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your favorite subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....

POM Group Therapy (spoof of collegehumor's "Cereal Mascots Therapy Session")

posted by mostar1219

Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a peanut butter winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist....

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The lucky coin. prologue

posted by andresandru

100 years ago....

"get him!" a crow showted, as manny badgers and animals ran against Mr. Linert and his puffin friend, Mr. Swarget.

They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.

"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.

"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of...

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The Private Who Cried Wolf Chapter 3

posted by legendary7

Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do you think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell you that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if you go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If you don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...

Against Kowalski (a fanfiction- chapter 1)

posted by burdockburr

The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, or something like that, but I've changed it's title becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone by sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would search for clues the next morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...

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Jake The Otter (A Skilene Story)

posted by RockOnPoM

Jake The Otter (Credit to Creator of Picture)

One day in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a penguin documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." said a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do you need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't you remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......

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Marlene - Teardrops On My Guitar (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

Teardrops On My Guitar...

Marlene and Skipper were BFFs, until that Kitka came along. When Skipper dates Kitka, Marlene remembers her times with him. Marlene sings 'Teardrops On My Guitar', in her version!

Marlene:
Skipper Looks at Me, I Fake a Smile so he Won't See.
That I Want and I'm Needing Everything that we Should be.
I'll Bet she's (Kitka) Beautiful, that Girl he Talks about.
And she's got Everything that I have to Live Without.

Skipper talks to me, I Laugh 'cause it's so Damn Funny!
And I can't even See Anyone when he's with Me
He says he's so in Love, he's finally got it right!
I Wonder if he Knows he's all I Think...

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Romeo and Juliet Chapter 2

posted by karenkook

"Romeo and Juliet" will now be called "Romeo and Juliet... and Romeo?" Also, I'm writing 3 separate stories on different spots!!! :O Sorta hard for me to be fast.
   Chapter 2
   Julien turned onto his side to see Private standing there looking down at him. "Oh, hello Private." Julien mumbled. "What are you doing here?"
   "Well, you seem a bit down in the dumps more than usual." Private replied. Julien responded by laying on his back and sighed. "Still upset about Marlene?" Private, along with a few more animals, noticed that Julien hasn't been himself since the whole 'Skilene' thing. He...