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posted by Bluepenguin
"W-who's there?"...
"W-who's there?"...
Seems like the sound came from over on the east side...

Skipper waddles slowly through the zoo. Nothing seemed to be out of place; everyone was sleeping encaged in their habitats under the crescent moon, or if nocturnal, minding their own business. The silence was so crushing that Skipper could hear his own heart thump unnaturally in his chest, like a percussionist playing the bongos.

Before anything else, I need to find witnesses and clues.

A whimper comes from above Skipper's head. He looks up to discover that he is standing right beside Leonard's tree.

Maybe I can get some info out of him; of course Leonard was awake to see the crime.

Skipper pulls out a measly LED flashlight and tries to turn it on. The switch sticks in place, and he knocks on it a couple times with his flipper.

"Come on, work!"

Problem solved, a beam of light shines out of the mechanism. The light reveals Leonard shivering and clinging to his eucalyptus tree.

"W-who's there? Is it the beast? Oh please don't eat me! I've got sharp teeth, you know... well, no I don't, but..." Leonard grabs a branch from the tree. "I've got a stick! Just look how scary it is!"

"Calm down marsupial, it's just me! I've come here to ask you about, uhh, a "beast", you say?"

"Oh yeah! He was huge! Like, this long!"

He stretches out his arms to emphasize the length of the creature.

"And I saw a couple teeth on that thing! They were sharp.. and pointy...."

Leonard shivers again at the mere thought of the beast, and clings tighter to limb of the tree.

Skipper rolls his eyes and sarcastically remarks, "Hmm, I see, and can you give me a better description besides it being deadly?"

Because Skipper is not a penguin of patience, sarcasm is just another way to get what he wants.

"Well, actually no. But I bet Joey can help you! I heard him yell "Blimey!" when he heard the scream."

"Thanks for the tip."

..............

So, Skipper is walking alone in probably one of the most dangerous times at night to see an always irritated and fuming mad Joey. (Figures....)

"Hey Joey! Did you happen to see, oh I don't know, a murder or something while you were awake?"

Joey turns around and spots Skipper standing on the brick wall of his habitat. He hops to his way and looks up, eyes narrowed, and snorts right in his face.

"Murder, ey? Mate, I've only heard that scream coming from the spidermonkeys! I don't know what it was that made them yelp like that, but if it ever comes 'ere..."

Joey cracks his knuckles and a malevolent grin darkens his face.

"Details man, details! Did you see at least any specific characteristics? Slimy, furry, spiky-"

Joey cuts him off, "It was scaly, and big. Actually, you know what bloke it looked like? That alligator from the Children's' Zoo! Yea, his size was about right. Maybe I could teach him a lesson for messing with this fair zoo, have a couple rounds with 'im."

Skipper hops down and lands nimbly on the floor.

"Now's not the time for action, Joey. It's nearly 0040 hours, so I'll need to wake the rest of the team for help. Since I've got the witnesses, all I need are the clues and suspects."

Skipper turns around slowly to face Joey, his flippers tucked behind his back to give a polished and informal look to his stature.

"Now's the time for questioning."
added by Lt_Kowalski
Source: Kowalski Malkowicz
added by mexicanpenguin
Source: Penguins of Madagascar in a Christmas Caper
added by Bluepenguin
Source: Hot Ice
added by Bluepenguin
Source: The Helmet
added by dsprtpenguin
Source: PS CS3, me and for my bro who got the photos
added by iLikeKowalski
Source: The Officer-X Factor
added by Icicle1penguin
added by Blaziken54
Ok people here's the thing....i'm leaving this spot.

With that out of the way you may be asking why?
it's just that i can't take this spot anymore, with all the Bullshit, i just can't take it anymore. And i TRY to at least look at all the good stuff (i basically come here to look at the pictures) But the bullshit always irritates me to where it almost makes MY HEAD EXPLODE!
and i feel sad because i know that there's a ton of good people here and i'll be leaving them, but the number to me seems pretty small.
I'm sorry, there's too much bullshit and crazy fans and what they say about certain things...
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Oh,Spongebob,why did you take the blimp,
Us POM fans,don't need you,pimp.

You bring tears to our eyes,
So leave with your tie.

My little heart,can't take no more,
so go out the little door.

Your time is running out,
we won't have any pouts.

Have you heard the news,no probably not,
I heard that Rugrats might take your spot.

Laughter will fill the air,
we shall wake up from this nightmare.

The rest will be quite a blur,
no more you will be a cure.

"Cause have you heard the word?
Bird,bird,bird,bird's the word."

Even Peter Griffin knows,
that POM is the best show.

Now this song,comes to an end,
thus my rant is over,men.
posted by lollipenguin
Chapter 1
It was a normal day at Central Park. Birds were chirping,flowers were blooming, and the Penguin Commandos were hanging out in their secret underground HQ. But things were about to get a lot weirder...
Inside Kowalski's lab, everything was normal. He pressed a button and turned to look at a small box with a satellite on it. He slowly adjusted a knob, then pressed the button again. The box beeped and the satellite started slowly spinning around.
Kowalski jumped up and down and started cheering. Skipper opened the door. "Hey Kowalski, what's all the ruckus? You made Rico fall over again."...
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posted by Icicle1penguin
Just a short-ish story. I got nothing to do.


One morning in Central Zoo park, Kowalski was just finishing his experiment. "Eurika! I've done it! I made a helmet that can read other people's thoughts! Now time to test it out..."

Kowalski walked over to a chair in the HQ and put on the helmet. "Ok helmet, do your stuff."

He looked over to Skipper, who was reading a book.

Skipper: (Why do I bother reading when I can't even understand this book?)

"Yes! It worked!" Kowalski cheered. He pointed the helmet to Rico, who was brushing his doll girlfriend's hair.

Rico: (I'm brushing this doll's hair. Wow,...
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added by Bluepenguin
Source: Erm.. I forget which episode this is.. :P
added by Marlene1503
added by Sandrei
added by PenguinStyle
Source: Me xD
added by beastialmoon
Source: RSchooley@Twitter
added by Skiparah
Source: "Antics on Ice"
added by peacebaby7
added by Kyle24096
Source: King Julien for a day