Penguins of Madagascar Article: Plight of the "My Car!" Guy

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Note: For a while, I've had an idea about writing a short scene with the unseen "My car!" guy, whose car is frequently damaged or destroyed by the penguins. And today I have written such a scene. I hope you will enjoy it.

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The man sighed and then dialed his cell phone. "Hi, I would like to file a claim for the damage my car sustained this morning," he said when his call was answered by an agent at the auto insurance company.

"What is the nature of the damage to your vehicle, sir?" the agent asked.

"It's totaled. There was an explosion of some sort as I was walking back to where I had parked it on Fifth Avenue. There are parts scattered all over the place."

The agent took a glance at the caller ID to see the name and phone number of the man she was speaking with. She knew it. "Again, Paul?" she said as she rolled her eyes. "Seriously? Do you know how many claims you've filed with us since we've been your insurance provider?"

"Sixteen. But that's beside the point. The point is that just as soon as I acquire a new vehicle, the thing blows up on me. I seriously believe that someone is out to get me. In fact, I recall seeing four small shadows fleeing from the area after the explosion occurred this morning. I think there may be a gang of dwarfs involved."

The agent shook her head. "I beg to differ. At this point, I'm highly suspecting fraud. As soon as I clear it with my supervisor, I'm going to terminate your policy with us and refer your claims to our fraud division."

Paul sighed. "Ma'am, you've got to believe me. I certainly understand if you need to raise my rate a little again, but I'm not trying to deceive anybody. My cars just keep blowing up, and that's the truth."

[Story last edited October 18, 2013.]

peacebaby7, ImAnEasel and 5 others like this

Motorbreath It’s strange that just the other week while watching “Rodger Dodger” I had a similar thought. My exact quote: “Wow, that guy’s insurance rate must be through the roof!” And I’m not sure how many policies cover “blown up by regurgitated grenade” anyway.

EppofangirlXD Very funny. XD It was formal, making it a bit hard to understand each word. But more or less the same...16 EXPLOSIONS?! Poor guy.

skipperfan5431 Hahahahahahah..........................DWARFS!?!?! XD

KowalskiRocks O_O

peacebaby7 Dwarfs!? Really?! XD @Motorbreath I agree....I don't think many insurance policies cover "blown up by a regurgitated grenade" instances.

CuteCuddly LOL, very good, SJF.

optionsguy sorry sir, attacked by grudge holding dwarfs is not in your polict

Castlevania Symphomy of the night (PoM version) Chapter 2

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 2

As Skipper entered the castle right before he got inside a huge wolf monster stood in his way, but he easily killed with one hit of his sword. As he went inside two more wolf monsters where in his way, but like the last one he killed them both with one slash from his powerful sword. The lights of the castle then went on and right out of the ground zombies raised from the ground. One by one then came but he was still no problem for the penguin vampire. Killing of all them he made his way into the next room, he went down the stairs to...

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posted by Crazyface1127

The penguins were doing their daily cleaning around their HQ. "Hello silly penguins!" king Julien said as he walked into their HQ. "Ringtail? What is with the jogging outfit?" "There is a race soon!" "Ok then...Have fun with that." "But you don't understand! There are prizes!" " Ooo! CANDY!" Shouted Private. "Fine! We'll take you on in a race ringtail. And I can tell you that were going to win!" "Hey guys! Did you say something about a race?" Asked Marlene.
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posted by fun123fun

it was a normal day in Antartica
marry was the wife of the leder of the artic army Germamy Scar. a baby was born named polly. but those were bad times. penguins from denmark were comeing in ships,hans as there leader. marry was lost and found the denmark hideout. they wanted antartica for themselfs so they knew they had to take out the leader of the army for the artic.marry heard everyword. "we will kidnap the leader's doughter so he will have to give up!" said hans. marry ran to her igloo and got her dougter.she put he in a wooden crate with a locket around her neack.It was the only way to...

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posted by Sandrei

Here's part two:) Enjoy!

CHAPTER TWO: Gameboy

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"Errm.. Kowalski.."chirped Private, raising his flipper up. "Sorry to disturb you right now, but.. I guess I've got a call from nature.. And it would be better If I answered it right away".
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"Yes I know. But that's...

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posted by SJ_waddles

Private: I must become small! is this the bottle? no, it's the table, wait... The bottle is on top!

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Private: Amazing! This can't...

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posted by ggreen7295

ggreen7295 here! So I had this crazyish idea. To celebrate the authors, stories, OCs, and other PoM things created on FF, I wanted to have a "Academy Awardish thing" for you guys. Like, there would be categories such as

Best Author

Best Fanfic

Best T rated Fanfic

Best M rated Fanfic

Best Romance

Best Horror

Most Depressing fanfic

Best Humanized fanfic

Best One shot

Yeah those are just the one's off the top of my head. Of course I can't do this by myself. I need no co workers some other people to help my make decisions. Like first of all... What should we call this? Write a review explaining why you should help me do this. Well that's all...Hmm I should write my story... Hey, Xbox! :/ (Must play Borderlands)

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posted by IamAngel624

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posted by rico911910

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posted by rico911910

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"Um...Kowalski I don't suppose you know were we are do you?" Privat says looking at kowalski.
"Nagatory." said Kowalski in return.
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posted by Aquade

I just learned about the Great Migration in history class today. I knew it sounded familiar! :P Anyway, no relation between this and the history one.
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Kowalski sat down beside his leader. "You're not the only one, sir."

Private glanced between them nervously. "I know you're both thinking about the Antarctic incident, but this is different! Besides, we did learn that penguins and leopard seals can live together...

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posted by Aquade

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We all checked our equipment for the umpteenth time. "Yup!"

"We shake on my count….NOW!"

We all started to shake the soda bottles strapped onto our backs. The caps exploded, and we rocketed into the air. "Yahoo!" I yelled. "This feels great!"

Skipper smirked at me. "This is what flying feels like."

I grinned back at him. Our relationship had gotten better and better, much to the relief of the other penguins. "We were made for this!" I said.

I rolled over in the air. "Why didn't we do this before?" I was slightly hurt that...

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posted by Aquade

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“That was merely a joke.”

“You’re sick. You’ve played the trick on many poor souls before.”

“Another side of you, I see.”

“It’s not one that I like to show.”

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posted by Cowtails

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