Penguins of Madagascar Article: Give Me a Tight Hug chptr 2: Skilene goes cupid

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Give Me a Tight Hug chptr 2: Skilene goes cupid

posted by andresandru

"maybe because we're tied?" Silvia pointed sarcastically, she had a better humor than yesterday

"why, WHY!" Savio shouted, sad

both needed to do their average things- with the other one next to them! brush their teeth, eat, even go to the bathroom (dont ask how)

"hmm..." Skipper let out, he used his binoculars to see the both, they hadn't fought in the whole morning, but none had talked to the other, he was hid in the chamilion habitat, kowalski, rico, private, and marlene were there too, marlene, she had sneaked

"kowalski analysis!" Skipper shouted

"If they keep this tipe of comportation, they will be together in.............never"

"ba bag!" rico said (thats bad!)

"Mr paranoia only keeps distance, I'll interfer!" Marlene told to herself as she passed through a ventilation tube, this gave her bad memories

"at lest I wont let you kill anybody" Silvia said finally

"oh come o-" Savio was cut for the otter which produced a sound when she reached their habitat

"what the-" Marlene murmured, she did no noise, she looked back and saw him: Skipper had accidentaly blocked the way out, now they would have to wait to the bath hour to get out

Marlene saw the oportunity, she could do Silvia's voice, and Skipper Savio's. The two reptiles layed on the ground, both annoyed

"how could I tell him?" Savio heard, thinking it was Silvia, but it was Marlene.

"how could you tell me what?" savio said, confused

"huh?" Silvia was also confused

"never mind" Savio said, he turned around. Skipper acted like if he and Marlene had already done this, Marlene didn't even told him

"Looks like I really am interested in her" Skipper said, copying perfectly Savio's voice

"who are you talking about?" Silvia asked

"what?" Savio said, not understanding the question

"ah, I meant that I love you Silvia!" Skipper said, as he clapped Marlene's hand, both were incredibly happy

"WHAT?!" Silvia shouted

"your love corresponds mine!" Marlene shouted, hearing and seeing all the indirect conversation

"so thats why you did this!" Savio shouted

"oh-oh" the animals in the tube said, as they saw that their romantic transformation, made them go more angry at each one

the glass opened, and the snakes got out for bathtime, the other animals sat at the ventilation tube, they were speechless

"looks like I failed...again...in this day..." Skipper murmured as he went out

"fail twice today...." Marlene asked herself, as she felt confused, angry, and sad.

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cattoy10 will there be a chapter 3??? i love your articles

andresandru thx!

juhpink I thought it was very Nice, Skilene is so Good, I can imagine Skipper and Marlene looking to each other eyes and saying that they Love each other , I Love it

andresandru good

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THE EVIL PIRATE, KOWALSKI [dead or alive poster]

added by yokaisummoner

Source: yokaisummoner & Blue_Vanilla

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OWW!!!!!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: I was a Penguin Zombie

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You got candy stuck in your blowhole!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge

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BAck of PoM cheerio's box

added by JediPenguin16

Source: me

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Surfing!

added by PenguinXXX

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Watch that crab, Kowalski!

added by PenguinXXX

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Penguin Bloopers: Chase Scene (from Night of the Vesuviuses)

posted by peacebaby7

This may contain spoilers for those who haven't seen the episode. If you'd like to watch the episode first, click link

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Chase Scene: Take 1

Burt: *while running by with other animals* Come on! I'm gettin' edgy to give a wedgy!

Skipper: *from behind a wall* *signals team that the ghost is clear* "So, how long will your freeze ray last?"

Kowalski: "Skipper, when your talking, bleeding edge technology like this, it's impossible to even tell-"

Twins: *unfreeze and run away screaming like girls*

Twin 1: *trips on Kowalski* "Ow!...

A Teeny, Tiny Disaster (Sneek Peek Preview)(A POMfan17286 Fanfiction)

posted by Skipperlovah258

Preview of Upcoming Chapter 22:

“Hurry! It’s closing!” yelled Private, the strain ringing clearly from his voice. He grunted, straining his flipper muscles as he tried his best to keep the slowly closing tomb open for the Doberman army’s entrapment. Whatever was going on with the sarcophagus; it was really putting up a fight.

The ancient carvings on the coffin’s doors glowed once more; only this time, a bright, neon blue. The beams of topaz radiance streamed outward in various directions, stretching all the way to the cave entrance; where some of the rays bounced gracefully off the...

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Penguin Bloopers: Skipper & "Arlene" (from The Otter Woman)

posted by peacebaby7

Arlene: Take 1

Marlene: "Hey, guys!"

*penguins turn to look at her*

Kowalski: "Great balls of fire!"

Marlene: "You will never believe this--"

Skipper: *drops wrench on foot* "OW! Stupid...wrench!" *looks at Marlene* "Uh, I mean...I'm fine. That didn't hurt at all..."

Marlene: "Really? I hadn't noticed..." *looks away*

Skipper: *clenches foot & begins hopping up & down*

Marlene: *looks back at him*

Skipper: *abruptly stops & begins whistling*

Marlene: T_T

Arlene: Take 2

Kowalski: "There is only one explanation for this...our zoo is now home to an Arctic mink!"

Marlene: "What?"

Kowalski: *starts...

'Julien's music player' and 'I wanna control you' - Polish version lyrics

posted by King_Julien_fan

'Julien's music player'

Private - O jejku jej!

Kowalski - Nie patrz tam!

Rico - Hej, zarościk mam!

King Julien - Pudełko me nagle rozrosło się
i unosi się hen to straszne wiem.

Mort - Król jakoś dziwnie nasz gada,
mam lęk, że to może być wada.

King Julien - Mam wielką chętkę by tak wam
nadawać!

Mort - To jest straszne, brzydkie i złe.

King Julien - Co ja zrobić mam?
Śpiewać się chce!

'I wanna control you'

Blowhole - Tylko ja doskonale wiem
jak ujarzmić bestię tę.
Czy wysłuchasz mego kojącego solo?
Wysłuchaj!
Wokół nas głupków gęsty tłum,
nie każdy ma mózg lub też inaczej...

POM Group Therapy (spoof of collegehumor's "Cereal Mascots Therapy Session")

posted by mostar1219

Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a peanut butter winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist....

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Tales from the Madagascar- The Chicken Who Brought the Mangoes

posted by KingJulienXIII

One day, a long long time ago, there was a great king. His name was King Julien. Not ME King Julien, a different one. Eh, I think he was my... great great great great great great greatr grandfather. Wait, was that too many greats? I think it was... nevermind. This King Julien was King Julien the Fifth, or King Julien V in fancy talk. He was not as great as me, but he came pretty close! He ruled over his kingdom with justice, and most of all, courage.
Everything was fantabulous, and the harvest was full of the bounties, so all of the lemurs decided to have a party. But this was not the usual...

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Where I Belong Chapter 4: An Unexpected Uproar In The Colony

posted by legendary7

Damion's eyes were as wide as his jaw that had dropped in terror. His tight gripp loosened until Private fell to the icy ground.
D: "Dad! Dad!"
Damion fled like a coward, but Private couldn't blame him. Jeff raced up and they both ran for their lives.
A: "Private, are you okay?!"
She pushed through the paniced crowd to Private, but she still couldn't reach him. All she could do was watch in terror as he laid on the ground getting trampled by the absentminded, frightened crowd.
S: "Private?! Private?!"
Private got on his flippers, but struggled to get to his feet. Then he heard her angelic voice,...

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Shining PoM (Parody) Chapter: 2

posted by legendary7

Kowalski paid no attention to the others.
S: "Kowalski, are you okay, soldier?"
K: "Oh, of course, Skipper, because everybody loves having their plans demolished!"
Usually Skipper would have punished Kowalski for this untypical outburst, but he took pity on the fatigued penguin.
P: "Well, we could do something together inside. Maybe, cards or-"
K: "No! Leave me to my work!"
P: "But it won't be any fun without you, Kowalski."
Kowalski frustratedly gathered his stuff and stormed out. Private looked at Skipper sadly.
R: "Whao!"
S: "Don't worry, Private you did nothing wrong."
R: "hggstgsgysdd safgys dgyah?"...

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The Private Who Cried Wolf Chapter 5

posted by legendary7

Eventually the sun went down, but Skipper and Private were still asleep. It wasn't long after that when Skipper woke.
S: "Private?"
Private suddenly awoke and yawned.
S: "Private, you need to go."
P: "Why? You won't hurt me."
S: "I think you should stay away from me ... just until Kowalski comes up with a cure."
P: "Skipper, I can't .."
S: "We don't have a choice."
P: "Yes, we do."
S: "What do you mean?"
P: "Skipper, bite me."
S: "No, Private. You need to go. It's clear I've done enough by putting those thoughts in your head."
P: "But you didn't!"
S: "Then who did?"
P: "I had a dream it happened."
Skipper...

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Goodbye Private Chapter 9: An Important Desicion

posted by legendary7

Note: This is the concluding chapter. I've really had a good time writing this fanfiction. Thanks to all of your awesome comments. After this I plan to post another one.

They all remained hugging, until Nigel realized a primary detail in their triumph missing. The Red squirrel had escaped! Only he was unoblivious to this.
S: "I'm so proud of you, Young Private. You're a hero."
P: "Well, I must have got that from you, Skippa. I'm sorry for arguing with you. Are you mad at me for running away?"
S: "No, Private you saved my life. How could I be mad at you for that, now?"
Private smiled an enormous...

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Breaking The Curse: Chapter 1 (WARNING! Skilene :D)

posted by WolfHeart23

This is a story about Marlene's wild side... And how she gets it cured. (My first Fanfic)
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-Marlene's point of view-

Here I am... Sitting in my habitat. Heh. More like a cave, or a prison... It gets lonely around here, especially at night. That's when I get the urge to go take a walk in Central Park, maybe with a friend... But I can't. It's too much for me to handle. All the freedom is so intense, it scares me. I freak out... And turn into a crazy, foaming, psychopath. And when I'm like that, I don't think. I'm just like...

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Johnathon Nguyen's Review for "When the Chips are Down" and "Operation: Good Deed"

posted by karenkook

Operation: Good Deed - After seeing a kid perform a good deed (and preaching about it to an annoyed Alice), the Penguins are inspired to do good deeds themselves with the other zoo animals. In order to do that good deed, they must take part in a series of trades with the zoo animals, thanks to King Julien. Even if they are successful, does that mean that they are done performing good deeds for the day?

When the Chips Are Down - Mort wants his Cheesy-Bits! Even if it means trapping Private in the vending machine with him. After an almost-thorough search of the zoo turns up nothing, King Julien...

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Kowalski - Boyfriend (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

Kowalski...

Big Tim Rush's Song 'Boyfriend'! But Kowalski decided to sing this for Doris, the Dolphin. Enjoy!

Kowalski:
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.

Have you ever had the feeling your Drawn to Someone?
Yeah!
And there isn’t anything they could of Said or Done.
And everyday I see you on your own,
And I can’t believe that you're alone.
But I overheard your Girls, and this is what they said.
Looking for a looking, for that your looking for a Boyfriend.
I see that, give me time now you know I’m gonna be...

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Marlene - Sweet Dreams (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

Marlene's Sweet Dreams...

It's Beyonce's single 'Sweet Dreams', but in Marlene's Version. Marlene secretly 'Likes' Skipper, and sees him in her dreams! Here's the lyrics!

Marlene:
Every night I rush to my bed,
With hopes that maybe I'll get a chance to see you when I close my eyes.
I'm going outta my head.
Lost in a Fairy tale.
Can you hold my paws and be my guide?
Clouds filled with stars cover your skies.
And I hope it rains.
You're the perfect lullaby!
What kind of dream is this?

You can be a Sweet Dream, or a Beautiful Nightmare!
Either way I, don't wanna wake up from you.
(Turn the lights on!)
Sweet Dream, or a Beautiful Nightmare!...