Skipper: Wake up!
Kowalski: Huh??
Marlene: Skipper, it's like 3 in the morning!
Skipper: Exactly! That way we can beat the other teams before they can even wake up!
Private: Aww.... I couldn't get any sleep last night..... Rico was Sleep-regergitating again....
*Flashback*
Rico: BWEGH! BLEGH! BLAGH!
*Rico barfs out weapons and what-not*
Rico: BWAGH!
*Rico spits out a radio and a heavy metal song comes on*
Private: Oh come on!
*flashback ends*
The penguins, Marlene and Julien are seen at the top of the mountain.
Rico: Look!
Private: It's the banana tree! But... who's that?
Skipper: Po?? What are you doing up so early?
Po: I got hungry!
*Gravin comes in a helecopter*
Gravin: Congratulations, Po! You're team wins! Now hand me the bananas!
Po: Aww man, can't I eat em'?
Gravin: No! Give them here!
Po: Alright, alright. Sheesh.
Gravin: Now, everyone get on the helecopter. We're heading back to the forest.
-back at the forest...-
Gravin: Alright! Time to vote!
*everybody votes*
Gravin: Okay.... everyone has voted. It's time for the vote offs. Team KFP is obviously safe. Team TP is safe!
Kitty: Yes!
Gravin: Now, Team PoM and Team Catscrach...... Team PoM is safe! Sorry Team Cats. Get on the bus.
Mr. Blick: Are you serious?? We came here for nothin'?!
Private: Yayy!! We're safe!
Gravin: Alright! The next competition begins now!
Skipper: What?? Already?
Gravin: Yep. We have to keep moving. Here's the challenge. You need to get the golden coconuts from inside a cave where a gigantic mole lives in.
Skipper: Why does every one of you're sick and twisted challenges involve us getting possibly killed?
Gravin: Oh don't worry. It's as harmless as a fly.
Gigantic Mole: RAAAWWWRRRR!!!
Skipper: Whoa! You call this harmless!?
Gravin: Good luck!
*Gravin flys away in his helecopter*
Skipper: Alright, Mole thing. Just, let us in, and we won't cause any harm.
Gigantic Mole: You really think i'm gonna let you in?
Marlene: It talks!
George: Yeah. I even have a nickname. I'm George the Gigantic Mole.
Marlene: Wow. Okay, George? Could you help us out?
George: Why should I help you? Nobody ever helps me....
Private: What do you mean?
George: Take a look....
*George turns around to reveal a bunch of splinters stuck behind him*
Kowalski: Daaanggg!
Rico: Whoa!
Marlene: Ouch!
Julien: I'm bored....
George: Everytime I would ask an animal to help me, they would just run away, terrified.
Skipper: Don't worry, George. We'll help you out. It's what we do! Rico!
Rico: BWARGH!!
Skipper: Now, everyone put on these protective gloves, and lets start.
-a few minutes of taking splinters out of a giant mole's butt later....-
Skipper: There! All done!
George: Wow! Thanks, guys! You've been so helpfull! Go ahead! Take the golden coconuts!
*George lets them in*
Marlene: Look! Theres the golden coconuts!
Julien: Ey! They're like bowling balls!
*Julien grabs one and throws it at a pile of rocks*
Skipper: Ringtail, no!
*The golden coconut smashes into pieces.
Kowalski: Oh boy...
Skipper: Ringtail, you idiot! What are we suppose to tell Gravin?
Julien: Don't worry! There's still two more!
Skipper: Okay... I suppose. Let's go.
-back at the bonfire-
Gravin: Good job, penguin team! Now, everybody vote.
*everybody votes*
Gravin: Alright. The votes are in.....
*everyone stares at each other nervously*
Gravin: From Team TP and Team KFP, the one thats safe is.....
???: STOP!!!
*everyone flinches and looks back*
*George comes out of nowhere*
Dudley: Eww! What is that thing??
George: I have something to- hey!! Whatever. You penguins stole my golden coconuts!
Skipper: What?? No we didn't!
Private: But you let us have them!
George: I never did such things. You penguins stole them!
Gravin: What?? That means i'm gonna have to discualify Team PoM!
*everyone gasps*
Everyone from Team PoM: WHAT???
[To Be Continued]