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A mail truck gets parked in front of the Central Park Zoo. The mail person brings an envelope to Alice.
Mailman: Special notice for someone named Kowalski. If you see him, give the envelope to him.
Alice: Alright, then. (the mailman leaves and Alice goes to the penguin habitat. Skipper sees Alice and goes topside)
S: What's going on, Alice?
Alice: Skipper, there was some mail that came for Kowalski. (gives envelope to Skipper) Can you make sure he gets it?
S: Can do.
In the HQ
S: Kowalski, you have some mail. (gives Kowalski the envelope)
K: Wierd, I wasn't expecting anything. (opens envelope and sees a letter)
P: What does it say?
K: Do you want me to tell you the summary or what the letter actually says?
S: Whichever works.
K: It says, "Dear Kowalski, you and your friends have been selected for the annual race of the universes. The race will take place in different universes where the contestants come from which will involve obstacles, powerups, and weapons. The race will also involve our long time champion, The Masked Power Racer. Prep your vehicle and get ready to race on Friday. Signed, MAD's Dom Toretto."
P: A race? Sounds exciting. (I come in)
Me: What's going on?
K: I just got a letter saying that we'll be able to join in a race. Take a look.
Me: (sees the letter) Well, judging by the signature, it's gotta be the Dom Toretto who handled a task that was asked by Winnie the Pooh, because the ink where his signature is is made out of honey and oil.
S: It says that the race will be on Friday. That's tomorrow.
Me: It's probably just a guess, but I think that the race might start and end at DreamTropolis, since it's Multi Universal.
P: Are you gonna be able to come, Monique?
Me: Sorry, I'm unable to. I have to, umm, perform at Grand Central Station tomorrow.
K: Well, good luck at performing.
Me: And good luck in the race, guys. You're gonna need it.
S: What do you mean?
Me: The Masked Power Racer sounds pretty tough.
The next day
In DreamTropolis
K: So, Monique was right about where the race will start and finish.
Dom: Team Penguin, you're finally here.
S: So, are you going to be in the race?
Dom: Naah, my car got wrecked due to that Lighting McQueen guy. But there are two scary guys who are going to be representing Team MAD.
K: Let me guess, Gordan Ramsay and Jack Skellington?
Dom: Yea. You guys should meet the Masked Power Racer. (the Power Racer's car comes by and a racer all in black with blood markings on the suit, spiked bracelets, and a black mask comes out)
Power Racer: (in deep voice) Somebody say my name?
Dom: Masked Power Racer, meet one of the many teams in the race.
Power Racer: Oh yea, Team Penguin. I've heard a lot of insane and good things about you. (looking at Kowalski) So, you're Kowalski. The one who got the letter.
K: Yea, that's me. Gee, Monique was right about you sounding tough?
Power Racer: Who's Monique?
K: She's my wife. She was unable to come today.
Power Racer: Well, good luck today. (shakes Kowalski's flipper with a strong grip) You'll need it.
K: (gets flipper out of grip) Ow!
Power Racer: Sorry about that, it's a force of habit. (goes to car)
K: Wierd, the Power Racer had a hard grip and yet, it was still light at the same time.
S: Just get in!
In the announcement booth
Chuck Charles: Welcome, racing fans and racers. This is Chuck Charles along side Hank Anchorman, Kent Brochman, and Tom Tucker. How are you three doing?
Kent: Well, Chuck, this is an extreme day of racing. The race goes between Team Robot Chicken, Team Penguin, Team Simpsons, Team Family Guy, Team Johnny Test, Team Lyoko, Team MAD, and our long time champion, The Masked Power Racer.
Tom: Well, this might finally be the year where either the Masked Power Racer takes of his mask and reveals himself or he loses his title. Let's go to Olly Williams for the news on the track. How are the racers looking, Olly?
On the track
Olly: ENGINES ARE LOUD!!!
In the announcement booth
Tom: Thanks, Olly.
On the track
Referee: Alright, like in "Spy Kids 3: Game Over", there are no rules except win at all costs. For those who will fear trouble with the cops, we kept them from arresting everyone and no one will have to worry about running anyone over. For those of you who fear that secrets will be blown, Team Lyoko, in your universe, everyone will only race in the 5 sectors of Lyoko and Team Penguin, everyone who isn't in the race and doesn't know about you guys will see you guys as humans. Now, you guys will be racing in the universes and in Random Order, they are the universes of Team Family Guy, Team Simpsons, Team Robot Chicken, Team Penguin, Team MAD, Team Johnny Test, and Team Lyoko. Everyone in the stands will see the whole race because the stands are mobile.
Robot Chicken Scientist: We'll take all of you down!
K: Oh, go jump in the Spring of Drowned Girl and I mean the bad one, the one the Robot Chicken Nerd bathed in!
Power Racer: Hey, Robot Chicken Scientist, your chances of winning stink as bad as Kirk's mondo deuce in the hallway bathroom at Starfleet on Spock's birthday!
K: How do you know about that?
Power Racer: That's as classified as my identity!
Referee: On your marks, get set, GO!!! (all the cars race off starting into the Family Guy universe)
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