Skipper: Spare change for a new lair, please? Over here, I need dough!
Kowalski: Skipper? What are you doing?
Skipper: Kowalski, I never thought I would be happier to see your brain. How far are we from a new lair?
Kowalski looks in the cup and sees one candy wrapper along with a button.) At this rate centuries.
Skipper: We are depending on Rico and Private now.
Kowalski: No we’re not.
They see two penguins, Rico and Private, heading toward them.
Skipper: Report. Are you on lunch break I hope?
Private: Permanent lunch break unfortunately.
Skipper: All right. Long story short. I didn’t get the knack of burger flipping.
Kowalski: Another long story short. I was arrested for assaulting students and I dived in a drain hole and lost the cops.
Rico: Oh…
Private: Turns out I am allergic to strawberries.
The four defeated penguins sit there on the street corner without a single dollar to get themselves mini donuts. And unfortunately all the sky burn, cloud burn, and Skipper’s moon burn are chafing, and now they are left with no secret lair.
Skipper: We need to go back.
Rico: huh?
Private: You are going to face your fear?
Skipper: I can’t do this to you men. We need our lair back. Our base is home.
Kowalski: Smart choice, Skipper. If we take the D train subway at an average rate of 85 miles per hour, leaving at approximately 0:200 hours we should be able to make it back to the zoo for the geometry channel. YES! This is great. A life of crime for lemur assault is not how I plan on rotting my brain in jail.
(later)
Skipper: So this has to be applied twice daily? (reads the label on the medication)
Kowalski: Actually, that is only for cloud burn and mild sky burn. I am afraid you will have to check in with the doctor for your treatment, unfortunately. It may involve painful injections to the affected areas.
Skipper: Bye. I’m going to Talito.
