Penguins of Madagascar Article: Dating rules of POM

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posted by Penguin11

Okay, Welcome. I got this from 'Who loves Kowalski? I DO! WE ALL DO!'

1.) Dont run into dating. Terrible things could happen.

Claudia: Hi kowalski! Lets kiss!
Kowalski: Uhh, we're not... Dating...
Claudia: *grabs Kowalski and starts making out with him*
Skipper: PAROLE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!

2.) Don't get too serious too fast!

Claudia: LETS GET MARRIED!
Kowalski: we've been dating for two days! ONLY TWO!
Claudia: Who cares?!
Skipper: MORE PAROLE!

3.) If you think he doesn't like you, don't FORCE him to.

Claudia: Hi walski!
Kowalski: Hi!
Claudia: LOVE ME!!
Kowalski: 0.0

4.)Don't be overprotectiive.

Claudia: Hi walski.
Kowalski: Hi
Marlene: Hi--
Claudia: STAY BACK FROM MY WALSKI!!

5.) Be careful of relationship bumps.

Claudia: Hi, walski.
Kowalski: shh, I'm busy with my experiment.
Claudia: *crying* WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME, WALSKI?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WROOOOOONG?!?

(there will be five tips per article. ^^)

MsKowalski99, ilovepenguins and 1 other like this

HaiSuG96 Hilarious ^_^

ThatDamnLlama I think these rules apply everywhere, not just POM.

thespikedturtle ^ Agreed, I don't want some random girl coming up and making out with me! (Unless they're really hot! lol XD)

penguinsfan2 hehehe XD lol :D

krazy4kowalski "Walski?"

Penguin11 @ krazy4kowalski-That's claudia's nickname for Kowalski. She calls him "walski" @ thespikedturtle- LOL, ur funny!

Annacrombie are you gunna post another one?

Icicle1penguin Lol! You got that idea from that forum rite? The last was wus PHUN-NY!

skipperfan5431 So true Claudia.....SOOOOO true! "Walski" heh heh!

SummerPoM EAHUEAUHAUHUHAEUHAEUHAEUH' LOOOL xD Claudia: Hi Walski! Kowalski: Hi. Claudia: LOVE ME!! xD

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posted by kowalski99

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posted by beastialmoon

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