Penguins of Madagascar Article: Paparazzi Parody (includes penguins ;) )

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Paparazzi Parody (includes penguins ;) )

posted by SPKR689

I am the crowd
Im ch-checking out
these pitures of you
about things that you do
there so magical
and your so fantasical
i watch every epi that there is
i know who you are and the dreams that you wish
i bet you know me
i got your plush toy that was free,
cuz you know that *Skipper I,
im your biggest fan i'll follow you until you love me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*Skipper theres no other *8th grade girl you know that i'll be, Papa-Paparazzi.
Promise i'll be kind, and i wont stop until that penguin is mine
*Skipper you'll be famous, chase you down till you love me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*music
I was that girl that was staring at you
you looked back at me oh you stared me too
it wasnt a dream
because it just was too extreme (oh yeah!)
then you came around and asked me my name
i couldnt answer, i was going insane
then you smiled at me
i knew that this was ment to be,
cuz you know that *Skipper I,
im your biggest fan i'll follow you until you love me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*Skipper theres no other *8th grade girl you know that i'll be, Papa-Paparazzi.
Promise i'll be kind, and i wont stop until that penguin is mine
*Skipper you'll be famous, chase you down till you love me, Papa-Paparazzi.
alright now everybodys angry
that it wasnt them no but it was me
so what i wont hide under my hood
some think your bad, BUT I KNOW YOUR GOOD!
im your biggest fan I followed you until you loved me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*Skipper theres no other *8th grade girl you knew that I'd be, Papa-Paparazzi.
Promised I'd be kind, and i didnt stop until that penguin was mine
*Skipper your now famous, chased you down untill you loved me, Papa-Paparazzi.

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SPKR689 *this is so u can change it so u sing about urself :) here the instrumental ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW0Zqni5qto&feature=channel

LadyPrivate Yay, that's cool! I sang it with your lyrics.

penguinsfan2 kool!nice parody ^_^

SPKR689 aw thx its my first one. hope u changed it so that it fits who u are :)

kwlski4ever looool nice xDD :))

Penguinangel Oh wow, that's like a whole different SPKR that wrote this. Kinda wierd seeing the crazy Skipper fangirl half again. XD Still pretty cool, though.

SPKR689 O_e im scared... I wrote this?!??! ME?!? <__< no wonder you guys were scared of me. i was a creep! how did you all deal with me?! Skipp fangirl? *shivers* im so beyond that, that I got rid of my Skipper plush yesturday... this is down right scary

Penguinangel Hey, you never scared me! I liked crazy Skipper fangirl SPKR. XD YOU GOT RID OF A SKIPPER PLUSH?! You should have given it to meee!!! D:

SPKR689 well, I highly doubt that I will ever be that crazy fangirl ever again. sorry. :( ... I didn't throw it out! I actually plan to keep it for my child when I'm older :)

Penguinangel Oh boo. XD Aw, that's kinda sweet. I guess I can live without a Skipper plush if it's for the children.

SPKR689 SORRY! yeah hey, I want my kids to know about the good shows, not the bad ones. the classics of my time... by then it will be accient to them lol

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Flamethrower!

added by Icicle1penguin

KOWALSKI

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Julien does Marlene's nails

added by Icicle1penguin

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Potty break!

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PoM CC 008

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Against Kowalski (a fanfiction- chapter 3)

posted by burdockburr

Ch. 3
"What did you do to Kowalski, Blowhole," Skipper demanded.
"Why don't you ask him yourself," the dolphin chuckled as Kowalski stepped out from behind him.
"Kowalski?" Private asked in surprize, "What are you doing with Blowhole?"
"You brain-washed him!" Skipper snapped at Blowhole.
"I'm not brain-washed," Kowalski stated, his voice was flat.
"That's just what he wants you to think," Skipper said in denial.
"Kowalski's correct Skipper," Blowhole chipped in, "he joined me of his own choice."
Kowalski shot a sharp glance at Blowhole as if intending to say something, but he stayed quiet and...

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My opinion about The Otter Woman (Skilene (?) hints)- (SPOILERS)

posted by SummerPoM

The Skilene theory

I watched The Otter Woman two times, but in the second I noticed something more.
Many fans will say: "Skipper fell for Arlene, not Marlene!". Yes. This is true (except if Skipper was really pretending). But in this episode, is almost clear that Skilene (Skipper and Marlene pairing) happens.

1 - Skipper said Marlene is the right "guy" for help them. He ignored the real guys. Skilene probability: 35%

2 - When Skipper fell for Arlene, he says something "flirty" about her [Arlene]. In the same scene, Marlene gets jealous and annoyed. She also said "Skipper". Only "Skipper". She don't became annoyed/jealous...

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It. Chapter 9: Kiss me fat boy!!

posted by 67Dodge

"Alright men, gather around, we will send someone in this group out to do our monthly rolecheck, we will start with Rico to do the animals A-L, while I go from M-Z, everyone understand? Kowalski and Private, guard the HQ," said Skipper. "Aye aye Skippah!!" cheered Private. Both Kowalski and Private then saluted as Skipper and Rico headed off to do their monthly rolecheck on the zoo. Rico then proceeded to go to the habitats with animals whose names started with the letter 'A', while Skipper went to the exhibits with animals whose names started with 'M', obviously, Marlene was first on his list,...

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The Devil's Ringtone Chapter 2 (Witnesses)

posted by hanz1192

Staring blankly at the phone, Skipper slapped me back into reality, "Private, Private, snap out of it, are you alright?" he asked, concerned for his youngest soldier. "Oh sorry Skipper, I just fell into a trance, it's because there's a file here that I don't remember seeing before" I replied. But before Skipper told me to play the ring tone, he called for Kowalski and Rico who were eager to hear it too. "Hey Kowalski, Rico come over here for a second, I want you guys to listen to this. Alright Private, cue the ring tone" said Skipper, pointing his flipper to my phone.

I pressed the play button...

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A Song for Doris the Dolphin Lyrics (rough draft)

posted by Bluepenguin

This is the rough draft of the lyrics, I would love to have revisions and constructive comments added to this post. Please add music notes to the song by posting it on the pictures section of this fanclub. Hope you enjoy! :D

Kowalski: A Song for Doris the Dolphin.

Kowalski pulls out a guitar and starts playing

Kowalski:
Stunning like a beach sunset,
Her eyes bluer than the neverending ocean,
She bears an amazingly soft face,
That I will never be able to hold.

Doris, the dolphin,
She is a miracle of nature,
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would love me,

We swam in peace, in perfect harmony,
Flipper in flipper we went,
I was so happy and in total bliss,
But then, she cruelly left me,

Doris, the dolphin,
Why did you abandon me?
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would love me,

If only she would love me.

.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.

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The Fizzy Dizzy Drink

posted by Sandrei

The Fizzy Dizzy Drink

It was a warm, sunny day. Skipper, Rico, Kowalski and Private had spent two hours in the Central Park, fishing, training and playing volleyball. They were now heading towards their HQ. Skipper and Private where carrying a wooden basket with some rests of their food supply, while Rico was holding a yellow blanket wrapped over his shoulder. Kowalski was stamping quietly by and scribbling something passionately on his notepad without even paying attention to where was he going.
"Kowalskiiii!" remarked Skipper without turning his head. "What exactly did I tell you about minding your steps? You should...

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The Most Dangerous Mission Chapter 2

posted by 18wanda

The Most Dangerous Mission
Chapter 2: Greener Pastures
    The next morning at early hours, Skipper couldn’t sleep, and he knew why too. He found himself drifting along the corridor to Kowalski’s bunk. He stood there a moment before hesitantly opening the door and going inside.
    “Yes, Skipper.” Kowalski raised his head from the table where he fell asleep on a pile of all his experiment parts. His eyes drooped from exhaustion, but Skipper didn’t really care that he was interrupting anything right now.
    “Well, you aren’t...

The Most Dangerous Mission Chapter 1

posted by 18wanda

The Most Dangerous Mission
Chapter 1: Kowalski’s Desires
    Rico was playing outside in the snow, making neat little drifts to stash his valuable processions beneath. He had been bored that day and was lighting things on fire inside of the base.
    Skipper was obviously annoyed and told him to do something productive in the snow. So that is exactly what Rico did. He was burying his artillery, trying to leave it in places that were impossible to find. It was like Skipper always said: “You can’t trust anyone, especially yourself.”
    Rico...

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Skipper's Military Days-Episode 2: The Hidden Island

posted by 123cosmo4

Skipper’s Military Days
Episode 2: The Hidden Island
Chapter 1: The Southern Raiders
WARNING: This story may contain material that is disturbing to some viewers. Viewer discretion is advised.

The something that hit the water slammed into it with such force that the whole ship rose and then fell back in the water roughly. Skipper was tossed around the deck like a…wait for it…Wonder pet! Wonder pets, wonder pets, we’re on our way! To help a baby penguin and save the day! We’re not too big and we’re not too tough! But when we work together we got the right stuff....

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Penguins of Madagascar play Operation Taco Part 1

posted by 18wanda

The penguins are starving and decide to find a place to take a load off and eat some lunch. The only problem is where to go. They debate amongst themselves for disagreement is commo when it comes to lunch.
Private: We should go to IHop. They have the best pancakes with strawberries on top!
Kowalski: That is the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard. The fat levels in the pancake batter does ot compute with the syrup mixture-
Rico: nuh uh. Fish?
Skipper: Bobkis! What is the matter with you men? Arguing over something as simple as filling your gut. Now we are all going to Dairy Queen. The kids meals...