HI THERE!!!!! this story will teach you how to drive if yor 16 or not. If your a human or not but if your a snake

skipper: OR A SPY! OR DR.BLOWHOLE!

just stop reading you got no hands/flippers/paws/ext.
Skipper: becuse we dont want you!
me: SHUSSHH YOU GET YOUR TURN SKIPPER!
now where were i? oh yeah!
But im not genna teach you! The penguins will! now lets start the lesson!

CHAPTER 1:THE LOOKS

private: when you drive you need to look good
like sun glasses! I perfer purple galsses!
skipper: purple?! no purple! i dont like purple nor pink there too girly.
private:like i was saying its all about the sun galsses becuse it says "IM THE BEST DRIVER IN THE WORLD!"


CHAPTER 2: CAR CHECK
kowlski: you need to check your car becuse safty comes first.
skipper:uhh kowlski force gose first
kowlski:check the underhood to make sure a targeting invention isnt put in there by a crazy penguin *looks at rico*
rico: EEEEHHH!!! *waves*
kowlski: check the tire presser too. and last you need to check if the car is good enough for awesome camondo penguins like us.

CHAPTER 3:SPEED!

rico: ... VROM HFAWYGYAFBZNRUAFGHTYDN FAST FAST! *car noses*
translation: vroom!GO AS FAST AS U CAN!STEP ON IT GO FAST! FAST!!!!
kowlski: cool cars go faster thats a sicentific fact!
private: no u go slow and steddy becuse safty gose first
skipper:noooo force gose first!

CHAPTER 4: STUFF YOU NEED TO LOK OUT FOR

skipper: this is genna be a long chapter the things you need to look out for are....
ninjas,spys,aliens,guns,people from denmark,step moms,lasers,ninjas with guns,jelly donuts,Dr.blowhole,lobsters,bolwing pins,robots with laser eyes,king julien,spounge bob,fangirls,fangil ninjas!,pepole who kill penut butter winkees,the ghost of medfriidi and jhonson,flying perahna,flying sharks,rico with too much dinomite,kowlski's inventions,me,and ninjas
kowlski:well i was thinking stuff like stop signs and red lights but those would work.....lest go to the next chapter.

CHAPTER 5:????
kowlski:..... what happen to the chapter
rico:uhhhh kaboom
private: YOU BLEW UP THIS CHAPTER!
rico:yep!
skipper: well less reading for us!
kowlski:this was our last chapter so...


everyone: THE END!

me: sooo now you know how to drive so put your hands on the weel and go! BYE!!!!!!!