Have you or a friend ever had a mega blonde moment?

My friend and I were texting all day and we met up at her house and we started walking around, my phone started ringing and i took my phone out of my pocket and my friend says seriously amazed "You have a phone!?" ..... she has had so many blonde moments but this was one pf the funniest xD
Have you ever had a blonde moment like this, or has one of your friends? If so please share it :D