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What's a good comeback for shut your face or shut up?

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say i can't shut my face sorry i choose not to BUT you better befor i friken SHUT IT FOR YOU and for shut up i would say why don't you if your gonna be an ass
seeuvocaloid3 posted over a year ago
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say shut dont go up cars go fast so take me advice and kiss my @SS!!!
tanasia_11 posted over a year ago
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partypony said:
I just say, "Your mom." Doesn't make sense, but it works every time.
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posted over a year ago 
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lol
luv_warriorcatz posted over a year ago
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THAT WAS MY ANSWER
taismo723 posted over a year ago
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loool , nice one , my moms dead , but lool right ?
summer2987 posted over a year ago
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KatiiCullen94 said:
Your wish is my command Biatch.
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posted over a year ago 
-sapherequeen- said:
"Unless there's an automatic door connected to my cheek that I can open and close at all times, I don't see how that would be possible."


Yeah, that's probably a bad one.


I'd probably go with, "Is that really your best comeback?" or "Typical response of an idiot when intelligence makes its appearance."
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posted over a year ago 
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I like the typical response one!
x-menobsessed26 posted over a year ago
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:D Yes!
BeastBoyCahill posted over a year ago
LinaHarrow said:
OH! I get what your asking now.
I always say "I will not be silenced.".
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posted over a year ago 
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dramatic!
harindirulz posted over a year ago
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Ooo, good one! Imma gonna use that one next time!
BeastBoyCahill posted over a year ago
tabithasb13 said:
"Why don't you make me?"
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posted over a year ago 
LuvWeezy7 said:
No You. It works for everything. Try it.
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posted over a year ago 
mrsspencereid said:
A popular one at my school is "Shut doesn't go up." Stupid, I know, but no one even thinks twice about it where I live.
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posted over a year ago 
Chewfjkd said:
thats what your mom said last night is a GOOD one.


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posted over a year ago 
Hidden said:
Silence or indifference, it pisses the dumbass off completely.
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posted over a year ago 
Duncan-lover1 said:
"or wat?! u'll show it in me?!"
it grosses them out lotz XD
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posted over a year ago 
adultswimperson said:
I say "You're Mom" or "Chicken-Butt".:)
Works everytime.:D
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posted over a year ago 
nymph_tonks said:
"go to hell." or "eff you." work.
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posted over a year ago 
GWENxTRENT said:
Shut don't go up! Only dead people do!
Your mom.
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME FOOL!

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posted over a year ago 
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I like the last one!
kristalovepercy posted over a year ago
VampiresRevenge said:
"I'm not creative enough to think of a comeback, so wait a few minutes while I ask Fanpop what I should say."
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posted over a year ago 
h2ogirl123 said:
Easy just say "Nah I'm good" :D that's what i do hahaha
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harindirulz said:
*punch*
or if you are into non violence say,
"no, it's your turn" "sorry, can't do that, I'm too interesting" "so you're looking for attention again" or "could you spell that for me"
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posted over a year ago 
PhoenixRoyale said:
I've got multiple answers for this. :L

"Pft, at least I GOT a mouth and use it correctly, instead of being an @$$. =.="

"Don't talk about yourself, you're making yourself look bad..."

"Says the one who wouldn't!"

Yep, very lame answers. D:
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posted over a year ago 
Jroc said:
Most of these comebacks are absolutely terrible. Here's a few that I use regularly. No you shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is!
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.
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SwEEtOOth123 said:
Here's a good one! Say "What black,blue and buried in a ditch?" person will say "What?" "You if you don't take that back!"
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wantadog said:
Do what he says and shut his face
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posted over a year ago 
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XDDD
blackpanther666 posted 6 days ago
Musiquelover said:
Say " shut doesn't go up" //shot//
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LightLink said:
Just say, "I don't feel like it. Why don't you try."
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sexi_emo_girl said:
YO MOMMMA/DADDY (it depends on which parent they love more)
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l1ly0tter said:
"My mom."
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posted over a year ago 
VanilaCoco said:
I'm too lazy too!

(works for pretty much everything)
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posted over a year ago 
ivoryphills said:
"I would, but then there'll be nothing to tune out your crap."
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posted over a year ago 
Justie_Love said:
Shut me up where? OR try ur own advise :p that's wat I say
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posted over a year ago 
MrsRight216 said:
say suck my dick
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posted over a year ago 
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Real mature comeback...
blackpanther666 posted over a year ago
summer2987 said:
i don ' t shut up , i grow up and when i look at your face i throw up ,


from stand by me , love that movie .
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posted over a year ago 
zutaradragon said:
twat was tht, i cunt quite hear u...
ever notice even tho ppl of different sexes have different names 4 jerks or bitches, an asshole is something we all have in common?
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posted over a year ago 
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*Cough* Sorry, but that was a fail...
blackpanther666 posted over a year ago
zanhar1 said:
Just keep talking.
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posted over a year ago 
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Lol. XDDD
blackpanther666 posted over a year ago
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Lol, good one.
FloraorStella posted over a year ago
blackpanther666 said:
I would say something intelligent, yet cutting to the soul.

'Firstly, you have no way of making me shut up. Secondly, if I obeyed the command of every idiotic troll on the internet, you wouldn't be here talking to me now. Yet another idiot that talks before they think, that opens their trap and comes up with yet another reason why people are stupid...'
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Anaely said:
U can say' sorry, but I don't take commands from idiots'
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daniel0104 said:
If they say shut your face then say:"shut yo buttcrack all the shit and the poison falls out

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posted over a year ago 
MineTurtle5 said:
My big sister always says 'Make me'. It works really well. Trust me.
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posted over a year ago 
FloraorStella said:
Just say, "Make me or shut yourself up, jerk."
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posted over a year ago 
funnyanswerhi said:
I'll shut up when you shut up but you never shut up
Say this in one quick sentence
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