What would you do if a random stranger you've never met before broke down your door and screamed this at you? O.O
I'd be like "WHAT THE FUCK WHO THE HELL ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER?!?" But if someone actually told me that my dad would probably shoot them before I could hurt them....
Guy: YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!
me: No I won't
Guy: *grabs me holding me close* You wanna bet
me: nope your just a pedophile *uses pepperspray on them and calls 911. hangs up once they arrive*
Cop: You are arrested for breaking and entering plus sexual harrasment.
Guy: damn it.
Call the police.
My dad's too much of a safety freak to keep an extra rifle in the house, so it's either I can keep the bathroom door locked and get the police here in time, or I'm deaf forever. ._.