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A 3 year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked, "Then why did you eat him?"

4 me it would of been last year at school when these American transfer students came 4 a visit(no offence 2 the americans)& one of them came up 2 me & my friends wanting 2 ask some questions,he asked about 3 & then he asked 'So do u Australians ride kangaroos 2 school?'& he was being serious -_-

when i was doing work experience in a child care, one of the kids drop her food and i was like oh shit

the girl asked me what a shit was XD

Lol, well, not annoying, but awkward. This kid I know, who is like, 9, asked my uncle if he misses his father (he died 2 weeks prior). Just out of the blue, just randomly. Like, wtf, NO SHIT. It was is father. Dumb shit kids these days.

"I know babies come from mommies' belly, but how do they get there?"

Probably this.