1.Bring a pillow.Fall asleep[or pretend to]until the last 15 minutes.Wake up,say"Oh Geez,better get cracking"and do some gibberish work.Turn it in a few minutes early
2.Get a copy of the exam,run out screaming "Andre Andre I've got the secret documents!!"
3.If it is a math/science exam,answer in essay form.If it is a long answer/essay form answer in numbers or symbols.Be creative.
4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Throw them at the instructors left nostril.
5.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read questions out loud,debate your answers with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out"I'M SOOOO sure you can hear me thinking."Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6.Bring cheerleaders.
7.Bring a Gameboy,Nintendo DS,PSP etc. etc. and play it with the volume at max level.
8.Bring pets.
9.Do the exam with crayons,paint,or fluorescent markers.
10.Do the entire exam in another language.If you don't no any make one up!!!
11.As soon as the instructor hands you the exam eat it.
12.Come in wearing a full knights outfit,complete with a sword and sheild.
13.When you walk in complain about the heat.Strip
14.Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
15.Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
16.Bring a water pistol with you.Nuff said
17.Bring a friend to give you a back massage during the exam.Insist that this person is needed as you have bad circulation.
18.Bring baloons,blow them up and start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
19.During the exam take apart everything around you.Desks,chairs.Anything you can reach.
20.Answer the exam with the Top 10 reasons why the Instructor sucks!!!
2.Get a copy of the exam,run out screaming "Andre Andre I've got the secret documents!!"
3.If it is a math/science exam,answer in essay form.If it is a long answer/essay form answer in numbers or symbols.Be creative.
4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Throw them at the instructors left nostril.
5.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read questions out loud,debate your answers with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out"I'M SOOOO sure you can hear me thinking."Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6.Bring cheerleaders.
7.Bring a Gameboy,Nintendo DS,PSP etc. etc. and play it with the volume at max level.
8.Bring pets.
9.Do the exam with crayons,paint,or fluorescent markers.
10.Do the entire exam in another language.If you don't no any make one up!!!
11.As soon as the instructor hands you the exam eat it.
12.Come in wearing a full knights outfit,complete with a sword and sheild.
13.When you walk in complain about the heat.Strip
14.Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
15.Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
16.Bring a water pistol with you.Nuff said
17.Bring a friend to give you a back massage during the exam.Insist that this person is needed as you have bad circulation.
18.Bring baloons,blow them up and start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
19.During the exam take apart everything around you.Desks,chairs.Anything you can reach.
20.Answer the exam with the Top 10 reasons why the Instructor sucks!!!
Q .. How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door.
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.
Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How to you keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q .. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
A .. Knock on the door.
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.
Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How to you keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q .. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Things to do when bored.
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime you see someon say a compleatly random word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a tea party like you did when you were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes by except old people
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1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime you see someon say a compleatly random word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a tea party like you did when you were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes by except old people
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