1.Bring a pillow.Fall asleep[or pretend to]until the last 15 minutes.Wake up,say"Oh Geez,better get cracking"and do some gibberish work.Turn it in a few minutes early
2.Get a copy of the exam,run out screaming "Andre Andre I've got the secret documents!!"
3.If it is a math/science exam,answer in essay form.If it is a long answer/essay form answer in numbers or symbols.Be creative.
4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Throw them at the instructors left nostril.
5.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read questions out loud,debate your answers with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out"I'M SOOOO sure you can hear me thinking."Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6.Bring cheerleaders.
7.Bring a Gameboy,Nintendo DS,PSP etc. etc. and play it with the volume at max level.
8.Bring pets.
9.Do the exam with crayons,paint,or fluorescent markers.
10.Do the entire exam in another language.If you don't no any make one up!!!
11.As soon as the instructor hands you the exam eat it.
12.Come in wearing a full knights outfit,complete with a sword and sheild.
13.When you walk in complain about the heat.Strip
14.Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
15.Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
16.Bring a water pistol with you.Nuff said
17.Bring a friend to give you a back massage during the exam.Insist that this person is needed as you have bad circulation.
18.Bring baloons,blow them up and start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
19.During the exam take apart everything around you.Desks,chairs.Anything you can reach.
20.Answer the exam with the Top 10 reasons why the Instructor sucks!!!
2.Get a copy of the exam,run out screaming "Andre Andre I've got the secret documents!!"
3.If it is a math/science exam,answer in essay form.If it is a long answer/essay form answer in numbers or symbols.Be creative.
4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Throw them at the instructors left nostril.
5.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read questions out loud,debate your answers with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out"I'M SOOOO sure you can hear me thinking."Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6.Bring cheerleaders.
7.Bring a Gameboy,Nintendo DS,PSP etc. etc. and play it with the volume at max level.
8.Bring pets.
9.Do the exam with crayons,paint,or fluorescent markers.
10.Do the entire exam in another language.If you don't no any make one up!!!
11.As soon as the instructor hands you the exam eat it.
12.Come in wearing a full knights outfit,complete with a sword and sheild.
13.When you walk in complain about the heat.Strip
14.Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
15.Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
16.Bring a water pistol with you.Nuff said
17.Bring a friend to give you a back massage during the exam.Insist that this person is needed as you have bad circulation.
18.Bring baloons,blow them up and start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
19.During the exam take apart everything around you.Desks,chairs.Anything you can reach.
20.Answer the exam with the Top 10 reasons why the Instructor sucks!!!
