Always & Forever
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tuesdays
Hi! My name is Naomi Locket. I am 15 years old and I have no parents. None! They died in a horrible car accident, but that’s all right by me, it gives me more time to spend with the hottest guy alive-Thomas Richards. He’s my boyfriend of 2 years. He has auburn hair and green eyes. But, the disadvantage of having a boyfriend, and being so close, is the often result-babies. Our daughter and son (twins), Jordyn(girl) and Emmett(boy) are about 6 months old. Jordyn is the most adorable little baby, whenever she is sleeping, and Emmett has the best eyes-they are a silky blue and they look as soft as a bunny. We kept Jordyn and Emmett and they know, sleep, eat, burp, and poop. I’m in school still, but things get even crazier because I have my little sister, Annie and my little brother, James living with me. My older sister, Hailey took Greg, our poodle and went and decided to live with her boyfriend, Martin. My twin brothers that are older than me, took the great responsibility of taking our two hermit crabs, John and Pauline. They are so mature.
Today is Tuesday. I hate Tuesday’s because, that’s when Thomas’ bratty little sister, Angie comes and stays at our house with me, the twins, James, Annie, and Thomas. It sucks because she’s always coughing on the twins (she once got Jordyn sick) and she’s always pulling Annie’s hair. She draws on the walls too. Sometimes Thomas covers for her as well-saying it will be decorative. He didn’t even blame her when she got our daughter sick!
So, Thomas woke up early whenever Emmett started crying. I got Jordyn, because it’s like a chain reaction. Emmett was bawling, because he bumped his head. After he got Emmett settled he made an English muffin with cream cheese on it and hopped in the truck and went on the way to his parent’s house to get darling little Angie. I was ecstatic.
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tuesdays
Hi! My name is Naomi Locket. I am 15 years old and I have no parents. None! They died in a horrible car accident, but that’s all right by me, it gives me more time to spend with the hottest guy alive-Thomas Richards. He’s my boyfriend of 2 years. He has auburn hair and green eyes. But, the disadvantage of having a boyfriend, and being so close, is the often result-babies. Our daughter and son (twins), Jordyn(girl) and Emmett(boy) are about 6 months old. Jordyn is the most adorable little baby, whenever she is sleeping, and Emmett has the best eyes-they are a silky blue and they look as soft as a bunny. We kept Jordyn and Emmett and they know, sleep, eat, burp, and poop. I’m in school still, but things get even crazier because I have my little sister, Annie and my little brother, James living with me. My older sister, Hailey took Greg, our poodle and went and decided to live with her boyfriend, Martin. My twin brothers that are older than me, took the great responsibility of taking our two hermit crabs, John and Pauline. They are so mature.
Today is Tuesday. I hate Tuesday’s because, that’s when Thomas’ bratty little sister, Angie comes and stays at our house with me, the twins, James, Annie, and Thomas. It sucks because she’s always coughing on the twins (she once got Jordyn sick) and she’s always pulling Annie’s hair. She draws on the walls too. Sometimes Thomas covers for her as well-saying it will be decorative. He didn’t even blame her when she got our daughter sick!
So, Thomas woke up early whenever Emmett started crying. I got Jordyn, because it’s like a chain reaction. Emmett was bawling, because he bumped his head. After he got Emmett settled he made an English muffin with cream cheese on it and hopped in the truck and went on the way to his parent’s house to get darling little Angie. I was ecstatic.
Q .. How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door.
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.
Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How to you keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q .. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
A .. Knock on the door.
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.
Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How to you keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q .. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Things to do when bored.
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime you see someon say a compleatly random word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a tea party like you did when you were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes by except old people
Comment and I will make more
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime you see someon say a compleatly random word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a tea party like you did when you were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes by except old people
Comment and I will make more