1. Pretend to fall down and wait till someone says "Are you OK?" Then say "I'M A MONSTER!!" And see what happens
2. Walk up to a complete stranger and say "Hey, I liked your video on youtube!"
3. If it's Halloween go to the costume section and grab a Halloween bag and go up to a random person and say "Trick or treat!"
3. Go to a crowded aisle and if you know it sing the song "Party like a rock star"
4. Follow a customer and put in items in his\her cart and say "Ready for checkout!"
5. When you see a old guy then point and say "Its Shakira!!"
6. Go up to an old man and say "MOMMY!! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN SO LONG!"
7. Grab a guitar go up to a random chick and sing Boom Boom Pow while playing nonsense on the guitar.
8. Squirt water guns at people.
9. Find the hula hoops and buy a Hawaiian Skirt then Hula hoop with you're Hawaiian Skirt infront of a customer and wait till they get super mad.
10. wait outside the bathroom doors and wait till a boy is about to go in the boy stall then say "The signs have been switched." and see what will happen.
11. Put a CLOSED sign on the managers butt.