So let's say you're talking to your friends and gesturing wildly, and because you're not paying attention, you manage to honk some part of a passing stranger's anatomy that is traditionally covered by underpants; spinning around to apologize, you instead topple down a staircase and faceplant into a wedding cake, whereupon you realize that your pants are unbuttoned. Would this be
a.) the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you or
b.) a Tuesday?
Everyone's awkward from time to time, but until now it's been impossible to determine, numerically, just how awkward you are.
Well, this Awkwardness Test is as numerical as they get, because it has numbers, and it's hard to mess up, even if you are still covered in wedding cake. All you need to do is add a point if one of these situations has happened to you in the past month.
•You start to tell a joke ("So this duck walks into a library..."). It turns out to be terribly inappropriate. ("Hey, my brother's in the hospital because of ducks!")
•Impossibly, someone you have a crush on sits down to say hello to you at lunch. You have just crammed an entire cupcake in your mouth.
•Walking down the street, you gradually become aware that you have no idea how to swing your arms.
•You gleefully shoulder your way into a whispered conversation, expecting it to be about juicy gossip. It is about a dead grandma.
•Nobody is laughing at your hilarious story. You panic and keep embellishing until it has killer bees in it.
•You spend far too much time on a text or email exactly flirty and suggestive enough to send to your new SO. You promptly mis-send it to your mom.
•You rush around a blind corner and plow directly into someone cute. Sobbing is involved. Someone requires stitches.
•You text someone with the kind of casual joke-insults you typically use with close friends. Your message is taken too sincerely.
•Attempting to be fun, you grievously wound someone; e.g. your no-look behind-the-back pass breaks your best friend's glasses or face. Add an additional point if your pass misses your friend and ricochets off a baby.
•"Hi, (Firstname!)" some good friend says to you. You respond: "Oh, hey, ...uh...." Seconds pass. Oh my goodness, you think to yourself. Caitlin? Carl? Captain Crunch? I have absolutely no idea what this person's name is. (Add an additional point if all the possible answers collapse
together in your head and come out as something that could not possibly be a name, e.g. "Hi... Clourtleen?")
Tally up your points, one per situation.
0: Impossibly slick. Wow, you are the smoothest person we know! AT LYING, PROBABLY.
1-2: Cool and composed. You are the equivalent of putting on sunglasses and walking away in slow motion.
3-7: Ordinary. You're no more or less awkward than the next person, assuming the next person is not Michael Cera.
8-10: Michael Cera. You're awkward enough that it has become endearing. Consider a film career.
11-12: Michael Cera tripping into a waiter carrying tray of pies. You are the essence of bumbling awkwardness. Purchase good insurance immediately.
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a.) the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you or
b.) a Tuesday?
Everyone's awkward from time to time, but until now it's been impossible to determine, numerically, just how awkward you are.
Well, this Awkwardness Test is as numerical as they get, because it has numbers, and it's hard to mess up, even if you are still covered in wedding cake. All you need to do is add a point if one of these situations has happened to you in the past month.
•You start to tell a joke ("So this duck walks into a library..."). It turns out to be terribly inappropriate. ("Hey, my brother's in the hospital because of ducks!")
•Impossibly, someone you have a crush on sits down to say hello to you at lunch. You have just crammed an entire cupcake in your mouth.
•Walking down the street, you gradually become aware that you have no idea how to swing your arms.
•You gleefully shoulder your way into a whispered conversation, expecting it to be about juicy gossip. It is about a dead grandma.
•Nobody is laughing at your hilarious story. You panic and keep embellishing until it has killer bees in it.
•You spend far too much time on a text or email exactly flirty and suggestive enough to send to your new SO. You promptly mis-send it to your mom.
•You rush around a blind corner and plow directly into someone cute. Sobbing is involved. Someone requires stitches.
•You text someone with the kind of casual joke-insults you typically use with close friends. Your message is taken too sincerely.
•Attempting to be fun, you grievously wound someone; e.g. your no-look behind-the-back pass breaks your best friend's glasses or face. Add an additional point if your pass misses your friend and ricochets off a baby.
•"Hi, (Firstname!)" some good friend says to you. You respond: "Oh, hey, ...uh...." Seconds pass. Oh my goodness, you think to yourself. Caitlin? Carl? Captain Crunch? I have absolutely no idea what this person's name is. (Add an additional point if all the possible answers collapse
together in your head and come out as something that could not possibly be a name, e.g. "Hi... Clourtleen?")
Tally up your points, one per situation.
0: Impossibly slick. Wow, you are the smoothest person we know! AT LYING, PROBABLY.
1-2: Cool and composed. You are the equivalent of putting on sunglasses and walking away in slow motion.
3-7: Ordinary. You're no more or less awkward than the next person, assuming the next person is not Michael Cera.
8-10: Michael Cera. You're awkward enough that it has become endearing. Consider a film career.
11-12: Michael Cera tripping into a waiter carrying tray of pies. You are the essence of bumbling awkwardness. Purchase good insurance immediately.
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Battle Scars ~ Guy Sebastian
Red ~ Taylor Swift
Avril Lavigne ~ I Love You
Avril Lavigne ~ Sk8ter Boi
Avril Lavigne ~ Black Star
Avril Lavigne ~ Rock'n'Roll
Coldplay ~ Fix You
David Guetta ~ She-Wolf
Christina Perri ~ A Thousand Years
Ellie Goulding ~ Burn
Ellie Goulding ~ I need Ur Love
Iyaz ~ Replay
Jai Ho ~ You Are My Destiny ~ UNKNOWN ARTIST
JB ~ As Long As U Love Me
Karmin ~ Acapella
Little Mix ~ If I were a boy
Little Mix ~ How Ya Doin'
Little MIx ~ Wings
Little Mix ~ DNA
Little Mix ~ Change Your Life
Mackletore and Ryan Lewis ~ Thrift Shop
Mackletore and Ryan Lewis ~ Can't Hold Us
MKTO ~ Thank You
MKTO ~ Classic
Oath ~ C**** UNKNOWN
Nicki Minaj ~ Super Bass
Don't You Worry Child
Back In Time
Bom Bom
Hall Of Fame
Scream and Shout
thatPower
Popular
Parachute
Red ~ Taylor Swift
Avril Lavigne ~ I Love You
Avril Lavigne ~ Sk8ter Boi
Avril Lavigne ~ Black Star
Avril Lavigne ~ Rock'n'Roll
Coldplay ~ Fix You
David Guetta ~ She-Wolf
Christina Perri ~ A Thousand Years
Ellie Goulding ~ Burn
Ellie Goulding ~ I need Ur Love
Iyaz ~ Replay
Jai Ho ~ You Are My Destiny ~ UNKNOWN ARTIST
JB ~ As Long As U Love Me
Karmin ~ Acapella
Little Mix ~ If I were a boy
Little Mix ~ How Ya Doin'
Little MIx ~ Wings
Little Mix ~ DNA
Little Mix ~ Change Your Life
Mackletore and Ryan Lewis ~ Thrift Shop
Mackletore and Ryan Lewis ~ Can't Hold Us
MKTO ~ Thank You
MKTO ~ Classic
Oath ~ C**** UNKNOWN
Nicki Minaj ~ Super Bass
Don't You Worry Child
Back In Time
Bom Bom
Hall Of Fame
Scream and Shout
thatPower
Popular
Parachute
1. Swim in your underwear. Not in a trunks/bikini/costume/.
2. Tell the lifeguard your life history. Really loud.
3. Wait for a moment when everyones quiet. Then yell "The water is on fire!"
4. Sing a really bad song when you're in the showers, and remember to add a dance.
5. If your pool plays music, swim around the pool grabbing people and telling them to sing along. Try and get at leats 10 people singing.If your pool doesn't play music, bring your iPod and a docking station. Now your pool plays music!
6.Buy a white towel to dry yourself with, and write 'Murder!' in red fabric pen.
7. Run up to the footspray, then jump over it with your arms outstrectched saying "Pegasus!"
8. If someone trips point at them and say "Ha ha. I laugh at you." in a really manly voice.
9. Bring your friends along to the pool, and do a simeltanious bomb.
2. Tell the lifeguard your life history. Really loud.
3. Wait for a moment when everyones quiet. Then yell "The water is on fire!"
4. Sing a really bad song when you're in the showers, and remember to add a dance.
5. If your pool plays music, swim around the pool grabbing people and telling them to sing along. Try and get at leats 10 people singing.If your pool doesn't play music, bring your iPod and a docking station. Now your pool plays music!
6.Buy a white towel to dry yourself with, and write 'Murder!' in red fabric pen.
7. Run up to the footspray, then jump over it with your arms outstrectched saying "Pegasus!"
8. If someone trips point at them and say "Ha ha. I laugh at you." in a really manly voice.
9. Bring your friends along to the pool, and do a simeltanious bomb.