Credit: sparknotes.com. They decided to take the challenge of writing some of their own six-word stories after reading some better known ones. Enjoy!
Elevator out of order. Use trampoline.
Bird cried, "Feathers? I want fingers!"
Storming again. Cancel the kite fights.
Hide! Here comes Beyonce. She's pissed.
This is all a dream, right?
"Kitty will be fine," he lied.
The elephant ate everything, even Paul.
Wizard vs. Jedi Knight? Audience wins.
"Ha," said Jen as she died.
Party tonight. Bring your own cape.
Did that clown painting just wink?
Clock struck six. Mike struck clock.
Has anyone seen my porcupi—ow!
Man suffocated by hungry giant seahorse.
Without makeup, Gaga looked much better.
"Sorry. We can't arrest bees, ma'am."
Chill out, Ghost of Christmas Future.
Six words are not nearly enough.
Wait. [Sniffs] That's not lemonade. Noooo!
He lowered the gun. They kissed.
"Mom is on Facebook," Emily sighed.
VH1 sucks! Wanna fight about it?
The arrows are useless. Use bullets!
"The lucky ones die…" lamented Robocop.
Elevator out of order. Use trampoline.
Bird cried, "Feathers? I want fingers!"
Storming again. Cancel the kite fights.
Hide! Here comes Beyonce. She's pissed.
This is all a dream, right?
"Kitty will be fine," he lied.
The elephant ate everything, even Paul.
Wizard vs. Jedi Knight? Audience wins.
"Ha," said Jen as she died.
Party tonight. Bring your own cape.
Did that clown painting just wink?
Clock struck six. Mike struck clock.
Has anyone seen my porcupi—ow!
Man suffocated by hungry giant seahorse.
Without makeup, Gaga looked much better.
"Sorry. We can't arrest bees, ma'am."
Chill out, Ghost of Christmas Future.
Six words are not nearly enough.
Wait. [Sniffs] That's not lemonade. Noooo!
He lowered the gun. They kissed.
"Mom is on Facebook," Emily sighed.
VH1 sucks! Wanna fight about it?
The arrows are useless. Use bullets!
"The lucky ones die…" lamented Robocop.
1. Must [b]love[b] his mother.
2. Shows effection (at least to Her).
3. Is willing to admitt feelings torwords her.
4. Tells his friends good things bout her.
5. One that will not cheat.
6. Great personality, smart, and funny (Good looks r just a plus!)
7. Tells her how much he loves her.
8. Likes her parents.
9. Willing to take it slow.
10. Listens to her when she need it!
11. That wont jugde her on her looks or anything also.
12. Comforts her when needed!
13. Like the same music as her!
14. One that dont call romantic films chick flicks.
15. That is willing to hold her sissy dog in public.
16. One that just him and not trying to be someone else.
17. One that is willing to help and sometyme even cry wit her!
18. One that wont make fun of her when she does stupid stuff or make a stupid choice.
19. One that wont Chris Brown (aka Hit her) her!
20. And last but not least One that will dirty talk sometymes. LOL JK JK JK (Thats just me)
2. Shows effection (at least to Her).
3. Is willing to admitt feelings torwords her.
4. Tells his friends good things bout her.
5. One that will not cheat.
6. Great personality, smart, and funny (Good looks r just a plus!)
7. Tells her how much he loves her.
8. Likes her parents.
9. Willing to take it slow.
10. Listens to her when she need it!
11. That wont jugde her on her looks or anything also.
12. Comforts her when needed!
13. Like the same music as her!
14. One that dont call romantic films chick flicks.
15. That is willing to hold her sissy dog in public.
16. One that just him and not trying to be someone else.
17. One that is willing to help and sometyme even cry wit her!
18. One that wont make fun of her when she does stupid stuff or make a stupid choice.
19. One that wont Chris Brown (aka Hit her) her!
20. And last but not least One that will dirty talk sometymes. LOL JK JK JK (Thats just me)