One day, I was walking on the sidewalk on Walden Lane. It was 5:00 in the morning in Lakeland, Florida, and the sun was just coming up. I was whistling "Celebrate Good Times" while dancing a jig. All of a sudden, A guy zoomed down the sidewalk on his bike with his arm out, and smacked me in the face. I fell to the ground from the impact, my face throbbing.
"Watch where your going, jerk!" I yelled, clambering up and waving my fist at him. He turned, laughing at me, but then he peddled into the road and a semi truck zoomed past, almost hitting the guy. I gasped, thinking that he had been hit. But then I saw him on the other side of the road, and I sighed with relief. I turned and ran away, not looking back.
As I walked along on the sidewalk, I suddenly heard a song. "We could've had it all! Rolling in the deep!" I listened to it, humming the words as I looked around for the source. Suddenly, I looked down and saw a brand new iPhone, shiny and untouched. I stared at it in amazement, and in my mind I said "Oh my god, it's a miracle!" and tried to pick it up. But it stuck to the ground, not budging. I yanked and yanked, struggling to get it off the ground.
Suddenly, a guy in a random banana suit ran up to me, yelling "It's peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!" And pointing incessantly at my face as I struggled. "I got you! I got you!" He yelled, then ran away, laughing maniacally.
I let go of iPhone, sighing in depression. "Ugh, I could've been so successful with that thing, if it weren't glued to the sidewalk!" I groaned, flopping to the ground in defeat.
Suddenly, an idea popped into my head. I ran back to my house.
About 15 minutes later, I ran back to the place where the iPhone lie, glued to the ground. I carried a Cheese Knife in my hand, which had a sickening curved blade made of- Yes, MADE of-sterling silver.
I dug the knife under the back of the iPhone, wiggling it slightly in attempt to pry it off the ground. I pulled it and yanked it, but the iPhone wouldn't budge!
The Peanut-butter-jelly Guy ran up and stared at me while I struggled, and the biker peddled up and watched me, too.
All of a sudden, they both started Breakdancing, singing "It's Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Where he at? Where he at? Where he at? Where he at?" While pointing at me again. "Your never gonna get it!" They chanted.
Suddenly, I heard a crack and the knife broke straight in half, one half still under the back of the iPhone, the other in my hand. They both laughed, and the banana guy took out a bottle of Elmer's School glue.
"Never underestimate the power of the glue." They both said, and ran away.
I sighed in defeat again, thinking that nothing could be worse than a mean biker and a guy in a banana suit stalking me, making sure that i'm teased an discouraged everywhere I go.
Suddenly, another idea popped into my head. I ran into my house.
"You say 'never underestimate the power of the glue', I say Never underestimate the power of Facebook!" I said to myself as I turned on my laptop. I immediately logged on to Facebook, seeing how many of my friends were online. "16! I'll get alot of help here!" I said, clicking on the first person, Lauren. I typed in, "Hey, I need help getting an iPhone off the ground". I clicked enter, and then waited for her to answer.
"An iPhone? Why don't you just pick it up?" She answered. I typed back "No, it's glued to the ground, and these guys are trying to make sure I don't get it!". I waited for her to type back. After about 30 seconds, she typed back, "Who are the guys?".
"A guy in a banana suit and a biker"
"wow XD"
"No, their wierd! They were both breakdancing to 'Peanut butter jelly time'"
"Well, i'll get some people to help us."
"Okay. meet me at the corner of Walden Lane"
"k bye"
"k"
I logged off, running back down to the corner. In about 5 minutes, I saw Lauren in her purple plaid shirt, Nicolette in a blue shirt with hearts on it, and Emily in a flowery dress.
"Here we are," Lauren said, glancing at Nicolette and Emily. "Where's the iPhone?"
"The iPhone is right here! Ahahahaha!" A voice yelled maniacally, and I turned to see a guy holding a long, skinny sword and in dark blue ninja clothing. We all stared in awe at him, before we yelled simultaneously, "Ninja!" And ran after him.
He suddenly jumped up and started climbing on the wall, but Lauren, Nicolette and Emily climbed after him.
Inexpirienced in the technique of Parkour (climbing on walls), I jumped clumsily after them, trying to grab hold of the bricks. Soon, about after twenty seconds of scraping my fingertips on the wall, I gave up and went back to the iPhone.
About ten minutes later, I saw them all jump off of the wall with something held in their hands.
"We stole his weapons!" Nicolette chuckled, holding up a tantalizing, shiny katana in her hands. Lauren held up some pointed ninja stars decorated with Yin-yang designs, and Emily held up a small, flat blade.
"Dude, those could all help us get the iPhone off the ground!" I exclaimed, seeing that all were sharp, thin and flat, perfect for sticking under things.
"We know that! That's why we got them," Emily said, sitting down next to the iPhone. "Now lets get this iPod."
I stared at her, and she stared back in confusion. "What?" She asked.
"Um, it's an iPhone, not an iPod. I don't want an iPod." I corrected her. She shrugged and dug her small knife under the back of the thing. She wiggled the knife and shoved it under, and I heard a small crack. I heard a gasp.
"It's coming off!" Lauren yelled, running up to it and crouching. Nicolette ran up too, crouching down to look at it.
"Here, let me take over." Nicolette said, pulling out her sword as it glimmered in the sunshine. She raised it in the most professional way, and I closed my eyes so that I wouldn't see. I heard the blade strike down, and then a crack.
I uncovered my eyes to see what happened, and gasped at what I saw. Nicolette dropped her sword, leaning down to look at what happened. It clattered to the floor.
She picked up the iPhone, or what was left of it, and saw that it was completely broken in half.
"Atleast the glue came off of it," She said, embarassed, and dropped the ruined iPhone pieces.
Suddenly, I heard a trio of voices singing, "It's peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!". I turned to see the Banana guy, the biker, and the ninja dancing idioticly behind us.
"We got you! We got you!"
"Watch where your going, jerk!" I yelled, clambering up and waving my fist at him. He turned, laughing at me, but then he peddled into the road and a semi truck zoomed past, almost hitting the guy. I gasped, thinking that he had been hit. But then I saw him on the other side of the road, and I sighed with relief. I turned and ran away, not looking back.
As I walked along on the sidewalk, I suddenly heard a song. "We could've had it all! Rolling in the deep!" I listened to it, humming the words as I looked around for the source. Suddenly, I looked down and saw a brand new iPhone, shiny and untouched. I stared at it in amazement, and in my mind I said "Oh my god, it's a miracle!" and tried to pick it up. But it stuck to the ground, not budging. I yanked and yanked, struggling to get it off the ground.
Suddenly, a guy in a random banana suit ran up to me, yelling "It's peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!" And pointing incessantly at my face as I struggled. "I got you! I got you!" He yelled, then ran away, laughing maniacally.
I let go of iPhone, sighing in depression. "Ugh, I could've been so successful with that thing, if it weren't glued to the sidewalk!" I groaned, flopping to the ground in defeat.
Suddenly, an idea popped into my head. I ran back to my house.
About 15 minutes later, I ran back to the place where the iPhone lie, glued to the ground. I carried a Cheese Knife in my hand, which had a sickening curved blade made of- Yes, MADE of-sterling silver.
I dug the knife under the back of the iPhone, wiggling it slightly in attempt to pry it off the ground. I pulled it and yanked it, but the iPhone wouldn't budge!
The Peanut-butter-jelly Guy ran up and stared at me while I struggled, and the biker peddled up and watched me, too.
All of a sudden, they both started Breakdancing, singing "It's Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Where he at? Where he at? Where he at? Where he at?" While pointing at me again. "Your never gonna get it!" They chanted.
Suddenly, I heard a crack and the knife broke straight in half, one half still under the back of the iPhone, the other in my hand. They both laughed, and the banana guy took out a bottle of Elmer's School glue.
"Never underestimate the power of the glue." They both said, and ran away.
I sighed in defeat again, thinking that nothing could be worse than a mean biker and a guy in a banana suit stalking me, making sure that i'm teased an discouraged everywhere I go.
Suddenly, another idea popped into my head. I ran into my house.
"You say 'never underestimate the power of the glue', I say Never underestimate the power of Facebook!" I said to myself as I turned on my laptop. I immediately logged on to Facebook, seeing how many of my friends were online. "16! I'll get alot of help here!" I said, clicking on the first person, Lauren. I typed in, "Hey, I need help getting an iPhone off the ground". I clicked enter, and then waited for her to answer.
"An iPhone? Why don't you just pick it up?" She answered. I typed back "No, it's glued to the ground, and these guys are trying to make sure I don't get it!". I waited for her to type back. After about 30 seconds, she typed back, "Who are the guys?".
"A guy in a banana suit and a biker"
"wow XD"
"No, their wierd! They were both breakdancing to 'Peanut butter jelly time'"
"Well, i'll get some people to help us."
"Okay. meet me at the corner of Walden Lane"
"k bye"
"k"
I logged off, running back down to the corner. In about 5 minutes, I saw Lauren in her purple plaid shirt, Nicolette in a blue shirt with hearts on it, and Emily in a flowery dress.
"Here we are," Lauren said, glancing at Nicolette and Emily. "Where's the iPhone?"
"The iPhone is right here! Ahahahaha!" A voice yelled maniacally, and I turned to see a guy holding a long, skinny sword and in dark blue ninja clothing. We all stared in awe at him, before we yelled simultaneously, "Ninja!" And ran after him.
He suddenly jumped up and started climbing on the wall, but Lauren, Nicolette and Emily climbed after him.
Inexpirienced in the technique of Parkour (climbing on walls), I jumped clumsily after them, trying to grab hold of the bricks. Soon, about after twenty seconds of scraping my fingertips on the wall, I gave up and went back to the iPhone.
About ten minutes later, I saw them all jump off of the wall with something held in their hands.
"We stole his weapons!" Nicolette chuckled, holding up a tantalizing, shiny katana in her hands. Lauren held up some pointed ninja stars decorated with Yin-yang designs, and Emily held up a small, flat blade.
"Dude, those could all help us get the iPhone off the ground!" I exclaimed, seeing that all were sharp, thin and flat, perfect for sticking under things.
"We know that! That's why we got them," Emily said, sitting down next to the iPhone. "Now lets get this iPod."
I stared at her, and she stared back in confusion. "What?" She asked.
"Um, it's an iPhone, not an iPod. I don't want an iPod." I corrected her. She shrugged and dug her small knife under the back of the thing. She wiggled the knife and shoved it under, and I heard a small crack. I heard a gasp.
"It's coming off!" Lauren yelled, running up to it and crouching. Nicolette ran up too, crouching down to look at it.
"Here, let me take over." Nicolette said, pulling out her sword as it glimmered in the sunshine. She raised it in the most professional way, and I closed my eyes so that I wouldn't see. I heard the blade strike down, and then a crack.
I uncovered my eyes to see what happened, and gasped at what I saw. Nicolette dropped her sword, leaning down to look at what happened. It clattered to the floor.
She picked up the iPhone, or what was left of it, and saw that it was completely broken in half.
"Atleast the glue came off of it," She said, embarassed, and dropped the ruined iPhone pieces.
Suddenly, I heard a trio of voices singing, "It's peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!". I turned to see the Banana guy, the biker, and the ninja dancing idioticly behind us.
"We got you! We got you!"
While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.
The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and you don’t need to turn your head to understand them.
For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).
Do you use these emotions or others in your emails?
Here are some examples:
(^_^) happy
(((º Д º ;))) scared
(-´´-;) problems
(>_<) angry
(?_?) confused
(-.-)zzZ sleepy
(^ _^;) embarrassed
(^O^) very happy
(T_T) sad
(^ ε ^) kiss
-See more emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. or be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat food that can make you sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda or crush
4) gety near load stuff or equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late hour
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms street orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make you hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what you did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
2) don't eat food that can make you sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda or crush
4) gety near load stuff or equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late hour
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms street orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make you hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what you did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes you mad or doesnt agree with your point of view you just report them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes you mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont report thm. Because we are a big family and we dont report or block family we care and show love for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to report someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Love all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes you mad or doesnt agree with your point of view you just report them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes you mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont report thm. Because we are a big family and we dont report or block family we care and show love for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to report someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Love all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your reading my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even reading this.
4. You didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did you notice I skipped number three.
7. You don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that you silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then you realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But you remember that a fact is something that can be proven right or wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. You wish you never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch you with the missing number this time. Or did I?
14. You wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind reading powers amaze you.
16. You totally forgot I was only supposed to tell you ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even reading this.
4. You didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did you notice I skipped number three.
7. You don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that you silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then you realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But you remember that a fact is something that can be proven right or wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. You wish you never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch you with the missing number this time. Or did I?
14. You wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind reading powers amaze you.
16. You totally forgot I was only supposed to tell you ten facts.
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children singing in a row, then you sneeze and you fall down. Did you ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - you used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how you knew you had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - you know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children singing in a row, then you sneeze and you fall down. Did you ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - you used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how you knew you had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - you know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.