1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are more important than her.
4. She needs to get you food while you sit and do whatever you want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. Smack her ass and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that you love her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. Move somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if she wants you to.
14. Flirt with other girls while you're still in a relationship.
15. Fuck her friends while you're still in a relationship.
16. She wants something? She's never allowed to get it. You're the leader in the relationship after all.
17. Cling on to her and do whatever with her whenever you want.
18. Size matters. Break up with her if you find a girl with bigger breasts.
19. Birthday presents? Lil' Wayne and Pitbull's lyrics are great inspirations for a poem. Make it short.
20. Force her to run away with you whether she wants to or not.
Side note: I wanted to spoof "100 Rules of a Gentleman". I did 20 because I'm lazy. This was meant as that and nothing else. I do not support this behavior at all. I'm sorry if you have been offended, but this is all just pure satire.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are more important than her.
4. She needs to get you food while you sit and do whatever you want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. Smack her ass and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that you love her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. Move somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if she wants you to.
14. Flirt with other girls while you're still in a relationship.
15. Fuck her friends while you're still in a relationship.
16. She wants something? She's never allowed to get it. You're the leader in the relationship after all.
17. Cling on to her and do whatever with her whenever you want.
18. Size matters. Break up with her if you find a girl with bigger breasts.
19. Birthday presents? Lil' Wayne and Pitbull's lyrics are great inspirations for a poem. Make it short.
20. Force her to run away with you whether she wants to or not.
Side note: I wanted to spoof "100 Rules of a Gentleman". I did 20 because I'm lazy. This was meant as that and nothing else. I do not support this behavior at all. I'm sorry if you have been offended, but this is all just pure satire.
Good day Fanpoppers, I hope everyone's doing well! :)
So for once, just for the heck of it, I figured I'd give some advice to others on how I make Fanpop articles.
I know this idea probably isn't 100% original, and that it's common sense to type stuff up, but here's some neat little things I've found helps over the years writing content on Fanpop.
Welcome to one of my very few serious articles, don't get used to it. ;D
Pro Tip #1: Grammar
Seriously, this is basic stuff, but it needs to be said. It's fine if your English/Spanish/Whatever isn't the best, but for the love of all that is holy,...
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So for once, just for the heck of it, I figured I'd give some advice to others on how I make Fanpop articles.
I know this idea probably isn't 100% original, and that it's common sense to type stuff up, but here's some neat little things I've found helps over the years writing content on Fanpop.
Welcome to one of my very few serious articles, don't get used to it. ;D
Pro Tip #1: Grammar
Seriously, this is basic stuff, but it needs to be said. It's fine if your English/Spanish/Whatever isn't the best, but for the love of all that is holy,...
