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15 BEST Excuses for falling asleep at your desk

posted by iluvsmj

15) They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

14) This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in the last
time-management course you sent me to.

13) Whew! Guess I left the top off of the Liquid Paper.

12) I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

11) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

10) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

9) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are you discriminating against people who practice yoga?

8) I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) that I
learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me go to.

7) Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.

6) The coffee machine is broken...

5) Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.

4) Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!

3) Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic.

2) I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up a contact lens without my hands.

1) Amen

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KateKicksAss Haha! These should definitely come in useful sometime!

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My Top 5 Favorite Undertale Characters

posted by Famegurl754

Hello there, random people of this bitchy site, Fanpop, (for shits and giggles that was a joke, idiot.) I am here to present you my top 5 undertale characters!

Well, I've gotten into the Undertale fandom about a month ago and I've liked a few characters and... just... yeah, it was a pretty cool game... so, here are a few shits before i start with the list.

And no, Sans or Papyrus isn't gonna be on this list, goddamnit.

There are no minibosses or bosses in this list, I might make a separate list for some shit like that.

And this is opinion based, your mother taught you how to respect people's opinions,...

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Arrow S1 Turtle Sandwich (#4)

posted by TheMagicLoki

Turtle Sandwich has returned! I mean, technically, I posted the last one 2 days ago, but since that's 5 days after I meant to have it done, the Turtle Sandwiches are returning to schedule. Hopefully forever. Anyways, it's TV show week, and since no TV show suggestions have been made thus far, I picked my own favorite show, Arrow! Enjoy! :)

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A Turtle on Elm Street (#3)

posted by TheMagicLoki

Well, it's not even close to on schedule, but here it is. I previously stated it would be on time, then changed it to Thursday, then finished it on Thursday but forgot to upload it for three days. Better late than never, though. Hope you enjoy!

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Turtle Sandwich #2: Surrogates

posted by TheMagicLoki

Behold, the second installment of the Turtle Sandwich series! This time, it's Surrogates! It's a little shorter than what I want to be the norm, but it's here, which is better than I did last week. But that's aside from the point. Remember to leave suggestions in the comments! Hope you enjoy! :)

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Turtle Sandwich #1: Star Wars

posted by TheMagicLoki

Here it is! The first episode of Turtle Sandwich! Hope you enjoy viewing this as much as I enjoyed making it! It might not be as good as you were hoping, so feel free to provide criticism if you think it would improve the series.

And don't forget to leave suggestions in the comments! :)

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Men should be able to wear a larger variety of clothes

posted by andy10B

I love skirts and dresses. They are so pretty. Every woman walks down looking good in them no matter who they are. I could wear any of those dresses and skirts that anyone from kim Kardashian wears to the skirt that older women wear across the street. I would wear one on a daily basis but there is a problem I'm a man.

Men can only wear trousers and shorts, if anyone sees a man in a skirt or a dress it is considered wierd or stupid. But is it? A poll i took on this club of 20 people, 75% said yes to say that men should wear womens clothes and still be men and I am one of them.

Most people would...

My review of THE GALLOWS... (spoilers).

posted by Canada24

I'm not saying this is a perfect movie.
But it's actually a surprisingly GOOD movie.

It starts off on On October 29, 1993 where the parents of Charlie Grimille record him as he is part of the SCHOOL PLAY.

During the play, Charlie is put on a fake noose, as part of the play. But suddenly the trap door opens, like you see in real noose sets, but it is soon revealed that this was NOT be part of the act. And Charlie is accidentally hung for real.

20 years later however, students at the same school resurrect the failed play as a misguided attempt to honor the accident.

A student named Reese Houser...

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So a Fanpop review?

posted by egyptprincess7

Hey there! So I am going to be making a review on Fanpop (*looks at title of article* Thanks Captain Obvious! xD)
Anyways, here it is. Sorry if it might seem too short or too long.

I've been on Fanpop since 2010. (Yay for 6 years~)
Anyways, this site has ranged from being super active to somewhat active to hardly active. Like right now, it's really not that active and it is honestly boring now. I mean back in 2010 it had much more enjoyable things. Plus the chat system and all. The trolls weren't that bad.

Actually they were quite amusing back then. Now they just are completely boring and wasting...

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Monkey Drop Kicks A Guy Who Gave It The Finger

posted by aslamali

Don't mess with this monkey.

Footage from a security camera is said to show a young man in Shimla, India, giving the finger to one of the area's famously belligerent monkeys. And as you might expect, the monkey is having none of it.

It drop kicks the man right in the head, knocking him to the ground.

The man, however, appears to be OK after the attack as he gets up and walks off.

Shimla's monkeys are known to cause problems for both tourists and locals visiting the Jakhoo temple, which is dedicated to the monkey god Hanuman.

"The monkeys of Shimla are not pleasant animals, they roam around in gangs...

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top 10 most villainous moments of Spongebob..

posted by Canada24

I still find this show quite humorious.
Though people don't seem to realize how many villain roles he actually has..

1: A PAL FOR GARY:
Is comedy blind to Gary's danger, and is always blaming Gary for, even though it's "puffy fuffy" who's the threat.
Even when Gary is about to be eaten.
Spongebob, instead of helping him, starts to scold him for his destruction and how he's still treating Puffy Fluffy, even when the eel is clearly about to eat him. SpongeBob continues to lecture Gary..

2: WAITING:
SpongeBob must wait patiently for the toy.
But he becomes very rude.
Not feeding Gary.
Flipping Sandy rudely....

I need to say something about the "Random things to say when everyone is not talking" article

posted by slenderman777

Ok I did not make that,my brother some how found out my password for fanpop and decided to mess around with it,i have seen the comments and no i am not a idiot,tell that to my dumb brother.

that being said i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.

i changed my password so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if you see some retarded post made by me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.

soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day

for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if you don't believe me then find your choice.

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Top 10 Anime Openings

posted by PeacefulCritic

Before we get started I’ll like to make some rules for this list:
*Only anime allowed on this list meaning only Japanese cartoons
*They are rare exceptions to the last rule though, if the cartoon acts like an anime.
* I had to watch the anime to include the theme song to the list
*One song per anime

10.Princess Tutu Op(Morning Grace):
We start off this list with a very dark and tragic anime Op to match the anime it represents.The genre is the Magical girl genre so, of course it’s going to be dark. It’s known to be deceiving; Anyway back on topic with The Princess Tutu opening.
link]https://youtu.be/aH0ULZZScJQ[/url][/url]...

TDF REVIEWS THINGS: My Little Pony (spoilerz)

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls show that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little chocolate sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, Rainbow Bitch and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.

Megara - Screencaps

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Megara - Screencaps

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I'm Only Gonna Break Your Heart - Taio Cruz

posted by CheetahGirl5147

"Break Your Heart"

Whoa whoa

Now listen to me baby
Before I love and leave you
They call me heart breaker
I don't wanna deceive you

[Chorus:]
If you fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear you apart
Told you from the start,
Baby from the start.

I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]

Whoa whoa

There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving

[Chorus]

I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]

Whoa whoa [2x]

And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad wolf I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If you fall for me I'm only gonna tear you apart
Told ya from the start.

I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]

Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]

Rikki-Chan's weekly review 1 Kingdom Hesrts 2.5 remix

posted by RikkiChan

I decided to try and do some kind of review at least once a week talking about my opinions on movies, anime, video games, music, and a few other surprises. So here it goes.

Kingdom Hearts is one of my all time favorite gaming series so of course I got KH2.5 as a Christmas present. I pre-ordered the game from GameStop hoping to get another art book just like KH1.5 but sadly the only thing you get is a KH pin.

Now on to the game. I'm not much of an expert on video quality to complain or get excited about HD but I think it does look even better then the original releases.

As a long time hardcore...