My second hetalia article since all of you who commented on my other one inspired me to keep writing. I hope you like~
1. Say "aru" after everything.
2. Instead of saying yes say "da"
3. ONLY talk about how awesome you are
4. Run up to random people and insist they marry you in a creepy way
5. Take everything in a perverted way and be all like "Ohonhonhon~"
6. Laugh like america at everything not funny , then when theres something funny dont laugh.
7. Whenever someone annoys you, look at them with a creepy smile and be like KOLKOLKOL
8. Act and talk like poland, then at a random time switch to acting like another character
9. Run around demanding to be recognized as a country.
10. at random inappropriate times sing " MARUKAITE CHIKYUU MARUKAITE CHIKYUU MARUKAITE CHIKYUU BOKU HETALIA! "
11. When someone walks up to you or touches you scream " DONT HURT ME IM A VIRGIN! VIRGINS ARE NO FUN TO KILL!!! "
12. At random times talk to a space of air, knowing its "Flying mint bunny".
13. Pretend to see england's friends, the unicorn and elves~
14. When you go to a nice place, start having giggling fits while thinking of hetalia.
15. Ask some random person to show you the world map, if they do start having a giggling fit... and you know why x)
16. Talk in a terrible british accent
17. Carry around a metal pole and threaten to hit people with it if they question you
18. Wear a scarf all the time.If someone tells you to take it off glare at them with a creepy smile and go kolkolkol....
19. Carry around a tomato with you in public and take bites out of it at random times.
20. When someone bothers you while you're eating tell them you curse them with england's bad food spell XD
21. Act happy and always have a smile, until someone pisses you off.... then act all creepy like russia.
22.If you're a chick Act like Ukraine and stuff your bra, then have a boing sound effect on your phone for whenever you walk XD
23. Always have a cat, fake or real with you and talk about how wonderful cats are and how you want to be one.
24. ONLY talk about countries and when someone asks why scream " BOKU HETALIA!!!!!!!!!! "
25. Ask random people to become one with mother russia
26. Carry a frying pan with you everywhere to hit prussia with
27. Ask people if they've seen prussia
28. When you see people with a musical instrument, complain to them about why the dont play the piano.
29. talk about how much you love tomatoes and how spain is a "tomato bastard"
30. Carry churros with you...
31. ask random people if they want a churro.
32. Randomly shout PASSSSTAAAAAA
32. Randomly shout VOOOOODKKAAAA
33. Randomly shout CHURROS~
34. Shout IM THE HERO!!!!!!!!!
35. Whenever someone talks about a coutry, say things about it. Ex: person 1: Spain is awesome
You: yeah! but i think (fav character here) is wayy cuter/awesomer
36. Randomly start talking about how awesome (fav character here) is.
37. Run up to a random person and say you'll invade their vital regions~
38. In a certain country themed restaurant (such as a greek one, or an italian one) have giggling fits, thinking of the hetalia character
39. When visiting other countries think about how you're inside that hetalia character. (yes this one is meant to be perverted XD )
40. Tell random people about how you love (insert country here)
41. If you see a random person from another country, ask them what country their from
42. ^ if you get an answer, ask questions like... is he/she nice? ohhh what do they wear?
43. Insist on showing random people your hetalia picture collection on you phone
44. Cosplay as a character... when you go to a restaurant.
45. Creep on people like france would
46. Have a piano app and use it at random times
47. Start singing hattafutte parade
48. Sing hetalia songs in japaneese x)
49. Act like Romano
50. Act like your favorite character